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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

This makes me think Ireland really does need a border wall.

To keep the Brits out after brexit.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ramrod Hotshot posted:

What minority group is going to get blamed first when it becomes clear that Brexit was a failure

all fault will rest upon the irish, the germans, and labour (who are antisemitic)

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Oh my god what if it was THE countdown clock.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ape Fist posted:

Oh my god what if it was THE countdown clock.

there will be adequate consonants

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

so is the Tories having only a 1 person majority now a kinda good thing or just a tease for now?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Zmej posted:

so is the Tories having only a 1 person majority now a kinda good thing or just a tease for now?

Its not like they have any other policies they want to pass other than Brexit so parliament is just doing basic keeping the lights on legislation until the next Brexit meltdown.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Zmej posted:

so is the Tories having only a 1 person majority now a kinda good thing or just a tease for now?

It might not be relevant anymore. If no new deal's been brokered by the end of october, there'll be another gathering for another extension. If Boris goes in all "no extension needed, we're doing this the hard way" then I'm pretty sure that's the end of it, and brexit's on.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
The door to my But House is always open

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


An extension would gently caress Johnson but its be a victory for him if he manages to get the EU to let him "renegotiate" and ofc he's gonna have the full backing of the media carrying water for anything he does

BigWeirdSashimi
Jul 10, 2019

oliwan posted:

The door to my But House is always open

Do you charge much rent, or is this a co-op situation?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

the big thing is if the tory whip loses another MP they have no on-paper majority for confidence motions etc. it is likely that they can get another couple of votes from independents to shamble on, but the tory back bench has an absolutely staggering amount of power at the moment and that's going to be a problem when it comes to e.g. passing a budget or any sort of mildly controversial legislation

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

Dance Officer posted:

It might not be relevant anymore. If no new deal's been brokered by the end of october, there'll be another gathering for another extension. If Boris goes in all "no extension needed, we're doing this the hard way" then I'm pretty sure that's the end of it, and brexit's on.

I think something major would have to give before they gathered for an extension. The current strategy seems to be to drive hell for leather towards no deal in the hopes that the EU backs down and takes the backstop off the table. Boris can only hope for that to work if the EU really believes he'll go through with no deal, which means there can't be any outcomes other than no deal or no backstop. Close your eyes and hit the accelerator and hope the other guy blinks first.

If something does give and there is another extension then Boris' premiership is as dead as Theresa's. He'll be trapped in the same situation she was with no credibility, no support and no clear objective, probably cycling extensions until Article 50 is revoked.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Yeah it would loving own but Boris isn't the sort to give in to that and would possibly even call an election to ensure there was no government in place to approve an extension.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

also yeah he's hoping that the EU caves, which i'm pretty sure they won't. there is almost certainly a plan in place for shaping what happens if they don't, but it is very difficult to see what the hell that would entail - an immediate GE before crashing out to get a mandate for no deal? after crashing out?

i'm glad i'm not a lab or lib trying to make a strategy here, it's completely chaotic and depends on the inner workings of what is basically a criminal conspiracy at the heart of government

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Hentai Jihadist posted:

An extension would gently caress Johnson but its be a victory for him if he manages to get the EU to let him "renegotiate" and ofc he's gonna have the full backing of the media carrying water for anything he does

I will be really disappointed in the UK media if there isn't a front page shot of the DDay beach landing with Boris' head on an allied soldier, and Merkel/Varadkar/Macron/Verhofstadt on the bunkers in the distance.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Squizzle posted:

all fault will rest upon the irish, the germans, and labour (who are antisemitic)

Brexit's going to be like 1880s Chicago

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

V. Illych L. posted:

also yeah he's hoping that the EU caves, which i'm pretty sure they won't.

there's been enough unlikely poo poo happening in the past few years that I wouldn't rule it out. at least mentally brace yourself for the possibility of Boris achieving unlikely victory at the 11th hour, backstop off the table and a free trade deal, union flags and rum punch and guaranteed tory rule for everyone.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

V. Illych L. posted:

also yeah he's hoping that the EU caves, which i'm pretty sure they won't. there is almost certainly a plan in place for shaping what happens if they don't, but it is very difficult to see what the hell that would entail - an immediate GE before crashing out to get a mandate for no deal? after crashing out?

i'm glad i'm not a lab or lib trying to make a strategy here, it's completely chaotic and depends on the inner workings of what is basically a criminal conspiracy at the heart of government

What would the EU caving even look like?

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

genericnick posted:

What would the EU caving even look like?

They'd have to hang Ireland out to dry and agree to humour this imaginary technological solution, which would be EU suicide imo

e: doesn't make it impossible, but the UK is essentially demanding the EU shoot themselves in the foot

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

genericnick posted:

What would the EU caving even look like?

including some unilateral withdrawal mechanism from the backstop, as far as i can tell

this would give the british a big ole gun to point at the single market, though, and if would severely piss off several member countries, which is why i don't think it'll happen. though you never know for sure with the EU, i can't see them doing so costly in the medium term

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Brexit's going to be like 1880s Chicago

more like 1871 chicago

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The trick Boris has up his sleeve is that he is fully willing to throw money at the problem in the way May and Spreadsheet Phil weren't

This is doubly dangerous because it means they can cover up the worst issues of no-deal in the short term and have an excuse to cut everything (further) to the bone when the deficit balloons

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squizzle posted:

more like 1871 chicago

"A donation from the United Kingdom spurred the establishment of the Chicago Public Library, a free public library system, a contrast to the private, fee for membership libraries common before the fire."

:3:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

apologies for posting the Spectator but this abomination of an Op Ed came up in my news feed and I had to share it:
Europeans have started to change their minds on brexit

Christopher Caldwell posted:

Varadkar warned that a no-deal Brexit would make Irish unification more likely. On the same principle you could just as easily argue it would lead to British unification. The common thread of everything Ireland has done in the past ten years has been to leave behind its paired obsessions of national unity and national culture. Clearly Ireland now wishes to be brought under the moral tutelage of more modern, more secular, more capitalistic powers. London is a more logical and convenient choice for that role than Brussels. This would require forgetting a lot of history, but of course forgetting history is what ‘European values’ are all about.

Where do these people get the gall. The absolute delusion of these cunts, they are living in a fantasy world where London sets the policy, and Dublin and Brussels just have to follow. The wanker even ends the piece with a quote from Ian Smith:

quote:

For the EU, a confrontation summed up best not by Boris Johnson but by Iain Duncan Smith: ‘The days of supplication are over.’

An excellent model for post-Brexit Britain: Rhodesia. Yeah that's a normal opinion

edit: jesus christ looking at this guys bio he's american :psyduck: but. . . WHY. . . I bet this guy is one of those dorks who had a mini-cooper with a Union Jack on the hood.

Squalid has issued a correction as of 16:57 on Aug 2, 2019

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

quote:

the moral tutelage of [...] more capitalistic powers

omg :barf:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
It's weird because the spectator is definitely capable of sympathising with non-brits

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Gum posted:

It's weird because the spectator is definitely capable of sympathising with non-brits

lol I had forgotten about Taki.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Squalid posted:

apologies for posting the Spectator but this abomination of an Op Ed came up in my news feed and I had to share it:
Europeans have started to change their minds on brexit


Where do these people get the gall. The absolute delusion of these cunts, they are living in a fantasy world where London sets the policy, and Dublin and Brussels just have to follow. The wanker even ends the piece with a quote from Ian Smith:


An excellent model for post-Brexit Britain: Rhodesia. Yeah that's a normal opinion

edit: jesus christ looking at this guys bio he's american :psyduck: but. . . WHY. . . I bet this guy is one of those dorks who had a mini-cooper with a Union Jack on the hood.

He's a oval office, but partly right that all of Ireland is at risk at being brought under British control. In a no-deal scenario, if an effective border can't be set up (lol) then the EU is going to be tempted to cut Ireland loose to maintain the integrity of the single market, by setting up customs checks on goods and I guess border controls for people too between Ireland and Europe. Which I'm thinking is not going to be received well by the Irish.

edit: going to get real wild if this results in actual violence between the Irish police/military as they try to set up a border so the EU will let them stay in, and some kind of new IRA.

Ramrod Hotshot has issued a correction as of 17:39 on Aug 2, 2019

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

what i don't get about these people is they all seem to think there's One Neat Trick to Stay in the Customs Union: Brussels HATES it!!! If they just posture and swagger enough the world will inevitably cave. It's all fantasy though: Ireland isn't going leave the EU for the UK's sake, no matter the economic consequences, because the issue is more to them than simple economics, just as it is for the Brexiteers. The EU isn't going to cave on free movement. Nothing the UK does can change this. Are they just pretending otherwise and don't give a drat about the consequences? Or are they really so deluded as to believe they can dictate policy to the rest of Europe? What on earth do they think they are doing?

When the UK economy contracts 5% in the immediate aftermath of an exit with no-deal, what are they going to say then? When it costs everyone in Britain 1000 euro in the first year, how are they going to maintain this facade of self-importance?

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

He's a oval office, but partly right that all of Ireland is at risk at being brought under British control. In a no-deal scenario, if an effective border can't be set up (lol) then the EU is going to be tempted to cut Ireland loose to maintain the integrity of the single market, by setting up customs checks on goods and I guess border controls for people too between Ireland and Europe. Which I'm thinking is not going to be received well by the Irish.

edit: going to get real wild if this results in actual violence between the Irish police/military as they try to set up a border so the EU will let them stay in, and some kind of new IRA.

There might be some truth to this, but I think you are underestimating the ideological commitment of the Irish and big European leaders to the ideal of European unity. That is when you look at how they respond to Brexit, they don't just see it as a disagreement about economics. The ideal of a united European community really matters to the German and French leadership, and the Irish aren't just going to meekly submit to London's diktats. Consider the history of the Anglo-Irish Economic war in the thirties. The Irish leadership pretty much eviscerated their own economy over issues of sovereignty. There are things that really matters to nations more than just making numbers go up. Brexiteers admit acknowledge that's true when they talk about their own motives for leaving, but pretend everyone else is going to behave like a perfectly rational utility maximizing robot instead. That's not how this is going to play out.

Squalid has issued a correction as of 17:53 on Aug 2, 2019

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

He's a oval office, but partly right that all of Ireland is at risk at being brought under British control. In a no-deal scenario, if an effective border can't be set up (lol) then the EU is going to be tempted to cut Ireland loose to maintain the integrity of the single market, by setting up customs checks on goods and I guess border controls for people too between Ireland and Europe. Which I'm thinking is not going to be received well by the Irish.

edit: going to get real wild if this results in actual violence between the Irish police/military as they try to set up a border so the EU will let them stay in, and some kind of new IRA.

lol no its not becuase that would probably kill the EU

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Squalid posted:

what i don't get about these people is they all seem to think there's One Neat Trick to Stay in the Customs Union: Brussels HATES it!!! If they just posture and swagger enough the world will inevitably cave. It's all fantasy though: Ireland isn't going leave the EU for the UK's sake, no matter the economic consequences, because the issue is more to them than simple economics, just as it is for the Brexiteers. The EU isn't going to cave on free movement. Nothing the UK does can change this. Are they just pretending otherwise and don't give a drat about the consequences? Or are they really so deluded as to believe they can dictate policy to the rest of Europe? What on earth do they think they are doing?

When the UK economy contracts 5% in the immediate aftermath of an exit with no-deal, what are they going to say then? When it costs everyone in Britain 1000 euro in the first year, how are they going to maintain this facade of self-importance?

It's a combo of our political class being even stupider and miseducated than the average brit and taught that arrogance is a virtue, combined with the fact they won't suffer ant consequences for it.

This is basically all the Oxford debate club to them, toffs jeering at each other to no effect then going to the pub to get poo poo faced or coked up

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


As for the economy contracting, the "smart" Tory gov imposed austerity for no reason and killed hundreds of thousands and impoverished more

They have had no consequences whatsoever, at least this time there will be a segment of the population who thinks the pain is for a good reason

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Jose posted:

lol no its not becuase that would probably kill the EU

Seems like they may not have a choice. In a no-deal it could come down to:
a) put up a hard border in Ireland, which is a lot harder to do than
b) put the border between Ireland and Europe
c) ????????

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

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Squalid posted:

edit: jesus christ looking at this guys bio he's american :psyduck: but. . . WHY. . . I bet this guy is one of those dorks who had a mini-cooper with a Union Jack on the hood.

There are a bunch of Americans who are still salty we got rid of nobility and believe that the system should be a hereditary meritocracy. They call themselves Republicans, in a bit of unconscious irony.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

He's a oval office, but partly right that all of Ireland is at risk at being brought under British control. In a no-deal scenario, if an effective border can't be set up (lol) then the EU is going to be tempted to cut Ireland loose to maintain the integrity of the single market, by setting up customs checks on goods and I guess border controls for people too between Ireland and Europe. Which I'm thinking is not going to be received well by the Irish.

edit: going to get real wild if this results in actual violence between the Irish police/military as they try to set up a border so the EU will let them stay in, and some kind of new IRA.

this will absolutely never happen

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

He's a oval office, but partly right that all of Ireland is at risk at being brought under British control. In a no-deal scenario, if an effective border can't be set up (lol) then the EU is going to be tempted to cut Ireland loose to maintain the integrity of the single market, by setting up customs checks on goods and I guess border controls for people too between Ireland and Europe. Which I'm thinking is not going to be received well by the Irish.

edit: going to get real wild if this results in actual violence between the Irish police/military as they try to set up a border so the EU will let them stay in, and some kind of new IRA.

The EU would burn London to the ground to the cheers of the rest of the world before they'd let England take a sovereign state out unwillingly.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

the insanely ignorant hot takes on Ireland are coming from inside the thread

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Seems like they may not have a choice. In a no-deal it could come down to:
a) put up a hard border in Ireland, which is a lot harder to do than
b) put the border between Ireland and Europe
c) ????????

d) hard border in Ireland, let the Irish and british deal with the insurgents.

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"
Does a hard border breach GFA? I don't know what's in the GFA.

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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Squalid posted:

There might be some truth to this, but I think you are underestimating the ideological commitment of the Irish and big European leaders to the ideal of European unity. That is when you look at how they respond to Brexit, they don't just see it as a disagreement about economics. The ideal of a united European community really matters to the German and French leadership, and the Irish aren't just going to meekly submit to London's diktats. Consider the history of the Anglo-Irish Economic war in the thirties. The Irish leadership pretty much eviscerated their own economy over issues of sovereignty. There are things that really matters to nations more than just making numbers go up. Brexiteers admit acknowledge that's true when they talk about their own motives for leaving, but pretend everyone else is going to behave like a perfectly rational utility maximizing robot instead. That's not how this is going to play out.

What about Irish unity though? Any Irish government responsible for putting the border back and whatever violence may come with it has basically committed political suicide, for themselves and their party

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