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Also murder was just his nickname.
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That’s some participation trophy bullshit.
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Reminds me of the time the singer of Modest Mouse was arrested for attempted murder over a dislocated thumb.
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Florida Wars News: https://www.tampabay.com/environment/gators-have-taste-for-florida-man-according-to-science-20190801/
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Baron von Eevl posted:Also murder was just his nickname. I mean it's probably better for him to be known as Murder rather than Courtney in prison.
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Aug 2, 2019 13:51
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"Mah names Murder Mc.guillotine" "whatchu in for?" "parking fines" GASP*
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Double Punctuation posted:Ironically, it was a felony murder, not a real murder. He failed to commit any actual murders. A real disappointment to the rest of his crew, Rape, Grand Theft, Embezzlement, and Transporting Undeclared Produce Across A National Border
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Aug 2, 2019 15:01
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Since we all know dailymail is a beacon of truth and knowledge, lets see what the kids these days are calling drugs (according to a DEA report apparently) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7313249/Would-smoke-Chandelier-snort-Big-Bird-DEA-reveals-huge-Z-list-drug-slang-words.html Cocaine - Big Bird, Cookie, Fish Scales, Mosquitoes, Tutti-Frutti and Rainbow Ecstasy / MDA / Molly - Blue Superman, Dancing Shoes, Scooby Snacks, Vitamin E and Malcolm X Fentanyl - Chinese Buffet, Facebook, Tango and Cash, Heineken and Murder 8 Heroin - Avocado, Chocolate Balls, Joy Flakes, Smack and Nice and Easy Ketamine - Cat Food, Special K, Blind Squid, Honey Oil and Kit Kat LSD - Bart Simpson, Electric Kool Aid, Looney Tunes, Pink Panthers and Wedding Bells Marijuana - Mary Jane, Skywalker, Arizona, Bambalachacha and Burritos Methamphetamine - Biker Coffee, Peanut Butter Crack, Chandelier, Clothing Cleaner and Tupperware Synthetic Cannabinoids - Voodoo Child, Crystal Skull, Black Mamba, Green Peace and Hammer Head Steroids - Gym Candy, Weight Gainers, Arnolds, Juice and Stackers Chocolate Balls.... straight into my veins!!
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cinni posted:Tango and Cash This is the one I refuse to believe.
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hey fam whats good tryna get some of that Cagney & Lacey for the weekend, hmu
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Hey cob nobbler don't harsh my realm while I'm swingin' on the flippity-flop
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The steroids ones seem about right. Pretty sure most of the obvious bad pun ones have been around for years.
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cinni posted:Since we all know dailymail is a beacon of truth and knowledge, lets see what the kids these days are calling drugs (according to a DEA report apparently) Where's Gleaming the Cube?
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*DEA busts a dealer who thinks he's being smart calling his product chocolate balls if he needs to text message about it* We did it guys, we cracked the code, everybody is calling it chocolate balls these days.
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I wish “Bambalachacha and Burritos” was real, and one name.
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:I wish “Bambalachacha and Burritos” was real, and one name. same but Heineken and Murder 8
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Aug 2, 2019 19:35
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:"fishscale" is real for lovely coke if the appearance is the reason, i assume?
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cinni posted:Since we all know dailymail is a beacon of truth and knowledge, lets see what the kids these days are calling drugs (according to a DEA report apparently) The late night streets of Britain, now so full of drugs not even the dealers know them all. - What do you want? - Have you got any triple sod? - Any? - Triple sod. - Triple sod? - What's that? - Yellow bentines? - I don't know what that is. - No yellow bentines? - What's that? I want something that makes you go really bluety. - The only thing we sell is coke. - No, you must have some Are you telling me what I have and don't have? - Are you a bozz bozz? - What's bozz bozz mean? I don't want to end up like a piano dentist. If you don't want it, don't buy it. I don't want my arms to feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon. - Look, brother - Know what I mean? I'm not bothered what your arms feel like. I'm not interested in giving you £40 to end up on a quack candle. What's a quack candle? I'll tell you what, I'll you £30 for one clarky cat. - What's a clarky cam? - Cat, a clarky cat. I don't know what you mean. Are you saying you've got no clarky cat? For the tenth time, I don't know what clarky cam means. - No, cat. Clarky cat. - What? - The stuff you chew. - I don't know it. - The grass stuff. - I do not know it. - Clarky cat or triple sod? - Leave us alone. I'm at a modern drugs party. They're taking charlie, he's got spliff smoke coming out of him, there's someone there smoking a crack. This isn't the exception any more, it's how people live today. - Do you want smack? - No, I don't use the horse. Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=brass-eye-1997&episode=s01e02
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Krankenstyle posted:for lovely coke if the appearance is the reason, i assume? I thought it was the other way, it's the really good coke that has the fishscale look to it? I've never done coke but I have listened to Ghostface Killah's classic album "Fishscale" many times
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Aug 2, 2019 21:12
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GOT THAT WMD RIGHT CHYEAH RIGHT CHYEAH
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Double Punctuation posted:Ironically, it was a felony murder, not a real murder. He failed to commit any actual murders. The article does say he is a suspect in a 2011 murder, so there is that.
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gey muckle mowser posted:I thought it was the other way, it's the really good coke that has the fishscale look to it? same, havent done coke (only weed & amphetamines lol), i just figured fish scales are huge and sticky. song might be about using a fish scale to weigh out big bags of coke tho...
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Aug 2, 2019 23:50
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Decently pure cocaine powder has an iridescent appearance reminiscent of fish scales or insect carapaces. I'm sure this can be faked with the right adulterant.
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The Lone Badger posted:Decently pure cocaine powder has an iridescent appearance reminiscent of fish scales or insect carapaces. I just had an idea for a drug made from insect carapaces.
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well there we go! the educational forums dot com
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Aleph Null posted:I just had an idea for a drug made from insect carapaces. Beetle snuff?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Beetle snuff? Ghost Leviathan posted:Beetle snuff? Ghost Leviathan posted:Beetle snuff? 
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Aleph Null posted:I just had an idea for a drug made from insect carapaces. Buzzkill?
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Aleph Null posted:I just had an idea for a drug made from insect carapaces. Crackroaches!
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Hi-C
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A hiker in Canada was approached by a cougar. She blasted Metallica to scare it offquote:Gallant tried waving her arms and yelling at the cat, saying things like "bad kitty!" and "get out of here!" but the cougar stood its ground. That is, until Gallant opened her phone and chose the loudest band she could think of: Metallica. The song: "Don't Tread On Me."
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I'm being mistaken for a Bollywood sex symbol Yeah happens to me all the time too
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mrkillboy posted:A hiker in Canada was approached by a cougar. She blasted Metallica to scare it off Not a bad choice of song This is also hilarious if you read it as the other kind of cougar like my tired brain did at first lmao at yelling "bad kitty" at a cougar in its own territory lady you're the one trespassing bad human
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How is there no "bear fighting a cougar (over a man)" as of yet?
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From the cursed images thread:
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If that was true it'd be one of the greatest acts of gaslighting ever.
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