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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

move papst it and heal

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

why are you going around giving people cancer

i don't have the luxury of choosing my cargo mormonpartyboat!!!

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

loving new York, 6 drums of fuel makes the national news

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

emfive posted:

no they're disgusting because bugs get all over the food inevitably

also the ground is literally made of poo poo

thank you

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The Alpha Centauri posted:

how many P values have you hacked, plane?

i worked for a dirty PI that absolutely fudged some numbers so he could get publish/apply for grants

me? thankfully none. i just run the projects

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i don't like picnic food, its hot and disgusting

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
picnic?
more like picnot

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1157308989203525633?s=20

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i ask because i may have a picnic in my future but i can't be arsed

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Kurtofan posted:

i don't like picnic food, its hot and disgusting

trying to eat a sandwich with room temperature lettuce is one of the most viscerally unpleasant experiences around

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/u-s-russia-arms-control-treaty-dies-u-s-test-n1038566


quote:

Washington and Moscow walked out of the Intermediate-range Nuclear Forces treaty that President Ronald Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev signed in 1987, raising fears of a new arms race. The U.S. blamed Moscow for the death of the treaty. It said that for years Moscow has been developing and fielding weapons that violate the treaty and threaten the United States and its allies, particularly in Europe.

"Russia is solely responsible for the treaty's demise," Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said in a statement released on Friday.

But the U.S. also sees an upside to exiting the treaty. Washington has complained for years that the arms control playing field was unfair. U.S. officials argued that not only was Russia violating the treaty and developing prohibited weapons, but that China also was making similar non-compliant weapons, leaving the U.S. alone in complying with the aging arms control pact.

Now, the U.S. is free to develop weapons systems that were previously banned. The U.S. is planning a test flight of such a weapon in coming weeks, according to a senior administration official, who was not authorized to publicly discuss the weapons development and spoke only on condition of anonymity.

The current Pentagon budget includes $48 million for research on potential military responses to the Russian violations of the INF treaty, but the options do not include a nuclear missile.

The official downplayed the test and said it was not meant as a provocation against Russia. Because the United States adhered to the treaty for 32 years, the United States is "years away" from effectively deploying weapons previously banned under the agreement, the official said Thursday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y&t=101s

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
cursed :thunk:

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1157310868109103104?s=19

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:trumppop:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



:berninator:

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Schnorkles posted:

i don't have the luxury of choosing my cargo mormonpartyboat!!!

Whats the deal with cancer free naked mole rats?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

i ask because i may have a picnic in my future but i can't be arsed

If you don't put in any effort, your picnic will surely suck.

Picnics are what you make them. Nothing more or less.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

just spitting out words

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i bet the trick to curing cancer is to engineer a cancer that only infects cancer.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

i bet the trick to curing cancer is to engineer a cancer that only infects cancer.

yeah just feed it your posts

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009


No need to worry about this dictator launching missiles, he is my best friend and would do no harm

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
trump prefers missiles to rats

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

yeah just feed it your posts

i am a triumph of bio-postical-medico engineering and i will kill cancer.

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

the absolute dumbest timeline

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Even if they cure cancer we won't be able to afford it so lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

huh

Chariman Kim has a great and beautiful vision for his country, and only the United States, with me as President, can make that vision come true.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/donswaynos/status/1157312714877952000

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

shovelbum posted:

Even if they cure cancer we won't be able to afford it so lol

can i just defect and join the cancer side

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug
Cardi B is right
https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/1157261499523588097?s=19

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
American president solidly embraces the Juche Ideal, as expected

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

there was a pre-escalator reality where those two tweets about MY BEST FRIEND KIM JONG UN AND THE WONDERFUL NATION NORTH KOREA CAN DO NO WRONG would get your mans 25th'd or impeached but now? it's just called FRIDAY, my guy

have a beer it's all gonna be fine

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I find it hard to believe that cardi b doesn't know what pee tastes like

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/07/ronald-reagans-racist-conversation-richard-nixon/595102/

quote:

The day after the United Nations voted to recognize the People’s Republic of China, then–California Governor Ronald Reagan phoned President Richard Nixon at the White House and vented his frustration at the delegates who had sided against the United States. “Last night, I tell you, to watch that thing on television as I did,” Reagan said. “Yeah,” Nixon interjected. Reagan forged ahead with his complaint: “To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—drat them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” Nixon gave a huge laugh.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

this is legit the language of someone who is being abused

"he would never do anything to hurt me, he loves me"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/TechXplore_com/status/1157209428124459009?s=20
Being able to take the emissions of millions of cars off the table seems pretty good imo

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

crack

ping

BOOM

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/TechXplore_com/status/1157209428124459009?s=20
Being able to take the emissions of millions of cars off the table seems pretty good imo

sure, but, get this: it's too late, we're already hosed

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1157315249449721863?s=20

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