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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

gregday posted:

looking forward to this being added to the list of presidential accomplishments

personally oversaw construction of the freedom tower, they wanted to call it one world trade center, what do they mean one world, we're looking out for the graet mean and women of the united states, anyway they said sir you can't do that you can't change the name and I said no just call it the freedom tower. They said it couldn't be done, but bam I got it done.

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
TRAZZM

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sinnesloeschen posted:

BEARS DID 9/11, PROBABLY

Yogi was the 20th hijacker

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


see? NOT racist

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
president can't be racist he freed a black man from a foreign jail

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Dibanl Dorgat

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

crazy cloud posted:

what the gently caress

crack ping

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
BEARS THREATEN OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS

































AND TRASHCANS

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1157267448682504194?s=20

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1157345889637359616


I hope he gets the 6 months just to piss ttump off

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
THE BERENSTAIN BEARS ARE CIA MKULTRA OPERATIVES

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Gringostar posted:

crack ping

he has to change his rap name now

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

sinnesloeschen posted:

BEARS ARE INTENT ON DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION

I stand with the bears

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

sinnesloeschen posted:

THE BERENSTAIN BEARS ARE CIA MKULTRA OPERATIVES

thank you for spelling their name right

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

pre-op bebop posted:

thank you for spelling their name right

how else would it be spelled tho

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


zegermans posted:

this last season of OITNB really makes me want to abolish ICE from the realm of existence

yeah the TV show really made me think

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Berenstjen

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
ASAP ROCKET

CRACK


PING

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

pre-op bebop posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1157345889637359616


I hope he gets the 6 months just to piss ttump off

Who doesn't just run away at this point

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
BEARS DIRECTED JAMES WILKINSON TO ASSASSINATE MERIWETHER LEWIS

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

sinnesloeschen posted:

how else would it be spelled tho

Some say it's Bernstein or Berenstein

They are wrong obviously

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress, being in a scandinavian prison sounds unironically preferable compared to being a poor american

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

sinnesloeschen posted:

how else would it be spelled tho

-stein

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Make that whole tweet the thread title already jesus christ it's a linguistic killshot for my parietal lobe

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
gently caress you

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sinnesloeschen posted:

how else would it be spelled tho

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

cumshitter posted:

incredible. all you have to do to get trump to side with you against the entire world is send him a fancy letter saying hes great

lmfao KJU's family spent 60 years busting rear end on the world stage trying to get America to declare them legit and dude achieved everything they ever wanted with a single oversized hallmark card.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress you

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Big North Korea Fan

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

gently caress, being in a scandinavian prison sounds unironically preferable compared to being a poor american

Rocky week!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress you

cool

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress you

....cool

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1157346837214318592

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

ASenileAnimal posted:

no i went outside and started yelling TRUPM at everyone in the street but they told me to shut up

i thought people that did that got shot

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


What the gently caress

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The president of the United States of America is very small=-minded

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

wow poo poo piss trup

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


This is right though

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

shovelbum posted:

Imagine being dumb and boot lucky enough to want to do a job like cop instead of computer toucher or something else white collar where you work a few hours a day in the ac for several times the pay

Cops actually make tons of money under the table stealing poo poo from "perpetrators"

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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Iron Crowned posted:

Cops actually make tons of money under the table stealing poo poo from "perpetrators"

and their benefits and pension are pretty drat good

oh and i believe they can make a ton if they work overtime

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