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Didn't he have a bunch of strokes or aneurysms or something?
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Memento posted:Didn't he have a bunch of strokes or aneurysms or something? He came down with a terminal case of chuditis
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Dude also had so many strokes he can't recall a single thing from his Malcolm in the Middle days
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He got eighteen tumors in his rear end alone Its hard being frankie muniz
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From what I remember he was at least not awful at driving race cars. He was just another rich white dude who decided to drive race cars. If I had a fuckload of money around that time/age I'd have done exactly the same thing.
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This is the best tweet that has been posted in this thread so far. https://twitter.com/PateraQuetzaI/status/1156300892733243392 https://twitter.com/PateraQuetzaI/status/1156300893639204870 https://twitter.com/PateraQuetzaI/status/1156300894469685248
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Maybe she just has small hands? I like the idea. I wouldn't mind if the made my phone twice as thick for something like 400% batter capacity.
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Beard Yawn posted:This is the best tweet that has been posted in this thread so far. This is beautiful and I love it and it needs to be taught in schools.
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Eschenique posted:I never got trying to weigh animals by putting them on the scale. When I weight my cat I take it in my arms and stand on a scale. Then I stand on the scale alone and deduct that. You know why they do that right? If the cat gets out of its own accord, it's (probably) fine. If it feels so bad it just sits there, it's something to be concerned about
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Milo and POTUS posted:You know why they do that right? If the cat gets out of its own accord, it's (probably) fine. If it feels so bad it just sits there, it's something to be concerned about Some of our cats would scramble to get out on routine checkups, and others would happily-enough sit there. Our vets never commented that their behaviour was diagnostic of anything. Where did you learn that?
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Subjunctive posted:Some of our cats would scramble to get out on routine checkups, and others would happily-enough sit there. Our vets never commented that their behaviour was diagnostic of anything. It's more that if the cat reacts in a way that is unusual for that cat, it's cause for concern. My mother's petite black floofball, Soot, absolutely hates being picked up and will scream in protest under normal circumstances. She never bites, just yells and tries to get away. One time I noticed she was acting strange and hiding from me, and when I picked her up to get her to the vet, she curled into a tiny ball in my arms and quietly mrow'd at me. I almost cried because it was so out of character for her that I thought she was dying.  She's fine now, by the way. 13 years old and still active and very sweet. https://mobile.twitter.com/samgrittner/status/708746414487113728
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Tig Notaro is an extremely pro follow on Twitter. The account is official and verified, but run by Tig's friends who rotate through and tweet great stuff https://mobile.twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/1157417108076146692 https://mobile.twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/1156641933676015616 https://mobile.twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/1154967515635654657
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Bertrand Hustle posted:It's more that if the cat reacts in a way that is unusual for that cat, it's cause for concern. Oh, that is definitely the case! That’s not what I interpreted the other post as saying, though.
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Subjunctive posted:Some of our cats would scramble to get out on routine checkups, and others would happily-enough sit there. Our vets never commented that their behaviour was diagnostic of anything. I just made it up because I'm an rear end in a top hat and it sounds plausible enough to convince people
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Tig Notaro is an extremely pro follow on Twitter. The account is official and verified, but run by Tig's friends who rotate through and tweet great stuff Pee-yew! I don't think Reader's Digest would even run these rib ticklers
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Chrpno posted:Pee-yew! I don't think Reader's Digest would even run these rib ticklers yarr, someone should be keelhauled for that one! 
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Milo and POTUS posted:You know why they do that right? If the cat gets out of its own accord, it's (probably) fine. If it feels so bad it just sits there, it's something to be concerned about This doesn't sound right at all.
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I am frankly livid that I, Mr Good Tweets Man, have yet to appear in this thread. This is typical liberal bias.
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Evidently the Chinese must have thought that penguins were born from businesses.
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Eschenique posted:Maybe she just has small hands? I like the idea. I wouldn't mind if the made my phone twice as thick for something like 400% batter capacity. I'd be more than happy to walk around with one of those giant Vice City-era brick cell phones if it meant a better battery and a loving headphone jack
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Some words for animals in languages that did not develop around them are great. The Swedes call raccoons "washing bears."
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quote:The word "raccoon" was adopted into English from the native Powhatan term, as used in the Colony of Virginia. It was recorded on John Smith's list of Powhatan words as aroughcun, and on that of William Strachey as arathkone.[10] It has also been identified as a reflex of a Proto-Algonquian root *ahrah-koon-em, meaning "[the] one who rubs, scrubs and scratches with its hands".[11]
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Mak0rz posted:Some words for animals in languages that did not develop around them are great. The Swedes call raccoons "washing bears." This translation/description is roughly the same in nearly all Germanic languages iirc (except English of course)
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For well over a year I forgot the German word for raccoon (Waschbär) and believed it to be Müllkatze, literally "trash cat". I don't know where that came from but I maintain that it's a better word.
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