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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

https://twitter.com/MuskYutaniCorp/status/1157443652211265536?s=19

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SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


My favourite thing about Mark Kern's lovely bus is that it can't even drive.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SirSamVimes posted:

My favourite thing about Mark Kern's lovely bus is that it can't even drive.

it was made to serve as his tomb after firefall eclipsed WoW and made him the richest and smartest person in the world

izagoof
Feb 14, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Elissia posted:

jesus christ i still cannot get over this guy. anyone with half a functioning brain stem could ride "I worked on Diablo and World of Warcraft!" to not amazing but comfortable money for decades because gamers are loving idiots. but he's made himself the human equivalent of toxic waste and the only people who will touch him are an incredibly small audience of dipshits who are already being fleeced by other reactionaries.

apparently the only reason firefall kept him around for so long despite spending all the money on the bus and the youtube channel was that he was able to scam a bunch of money from chinese investors by playing up the world of warcraft connection, saving the studio the first time it was on the brink of failure. (the game was in production for something like 8 years total)

then after firefall, he started another project and got fired from that too

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
https://twitter.com/quillankai/status/1157545321699905537?s=19

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jose posted:

since this guy has been posted a couple of times and this just popped up lmao

https://twitter.com/RabbeseKing/status/1157453931703701504?s=20




It angers me that he is still able to survive on the money people gave him to develop and try to run development.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

BraveUlysses posted:

this poo poo still sucks after all these years

"so wispy a spider covets" is a great line

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

lol what the gently caress



Like, does he want to be beaten to death?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

since this guy has been posted a couple of times and this just popped up lmao

https://twitter.com/RabbeseKing/status/1157453931703701504?s=20




WTf? Seriously. How does anyone in accounting allow thisshit through?

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



that bus doesn't even work it had to be towed around iirc

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Crowsbeak posted:

WTf? Seriously. How does anyone in accounting allow thisshit through?

Accounting? You mean the CEOs sister?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Jose posted:

since this guy has been posted a couple of times and this just popped up lmao

https://twitter.com/RabbeseKing/status/1157453931703701504?s=20




Your Bus Look Like a Hot Wheels

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Mark Kerns bus wishes it was that cool MicroMachines RV/Van thing with the parking garage, business sector, maintenance sector, and drag/strip race with full circle track.

CheeseSpawn
Sep 15, 2004
Doctor Rope

SirSamVimes posted:

My favourite thing about Mark Kern's lovely bus is that it can't even drive.

It's like Mark pulled an Elon marketing move that seemed brilliant but probably not practical in hindsight.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
That bus cost $3m lol

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CheeseSpawn posted:

It's like Mark pulled an Elon marketing move that seemed brilliant but probably not practical in hindsight.

The only cool bus I've ever seen is all banged up

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Siljmonster posted:

The only cool bus I've ever seen is all banged up

:thunkher:

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Subjunctive posted:

to my knowledge she isn’t a lawyer, so no attorney-client privilege would extend in the first place for her to abuse

and even if it did, it's not like she can post things anywhere

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
laura loomer's even banned from screaming into trash cans for too much racism

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Siljmonster posted:

The only cool bus I've ever seen is all banged up
/
:dadjoke:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

420 Gank Mid posted:

a discarded murder weapon not a magical relic
The latter is necessarily the former.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

I played the Firefall beta, thought it was fun, and decided to wait until it had more content to get into it.

Lol that this idiot decided to buy a $3 million bus instead of, you know, finishing the game.

FIRST make a successful game, THEN build a non-functional bus full of moldy candy that no woman will enter, despite being a billionaire. THEN waste your life tweeting about femoids while your company pretends it never knew you.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1157505414436720641?s=20

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Jose posted:

since this guy has been posted a couple of times and this just popped up lmao

https://twitter.com/RabbeseKing/status/1157453931703701504?s=20




So that's what happened to Firefall. Too bad, it was really promising in alpha, then it kept getting worse somehow.

They spent millions on a PAX Prime ad buy too, the streets were lined with Firefall crap one year, maybe two. Yikes.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I heard Laura Loomer sex tape

something something handcuffs

the joke is that time she handcuffed herself to exactly one of Twitter's building's two doors

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




1500 in cash just sitting out, what is she a drug dealer?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Either she doesn't trust banks or she's setting up a GoFundMe.

"Liberals ate my wedding money!"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



She's absolutely trying to socialize the costs of her wedding

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 1 minute!
You're going to have to call her Representative Loomer eventually

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

love that uncanny valley where your gut tells you it's a lie, but also they're stupid enough to plausibly leave 1500 dollars cash just lying around

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 1 minute!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

love that uncanny valley where your gut tells you it's a lie, but also they're stupid enough to plausibly leave 1500 dollars cash just lying around

They blamed it on the hotel staff though.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

a.lo posted:

They blamed it on the hotel staff though.

If I was hotel staff I'd take it as a tip.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 1 minute!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

If I was hotel staff I'd take it as a tip.

Still not sure why you would carry around $1500 in an envelope titled "Wedding Budget"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


a.lo posted:

Still not sure why you would carry around $1500 in an envelope titled "Wedding Budget"

leaving it openly on the bed and hoping someone steals it so you can open up a gofundme to get 10x the amount

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 1 minute!

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

leaving it openly on the bed and hoping someone steals it so you can open up a gofundme to get 10x the amount

The $10 or more tier get a link to the live stream of the wedding

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Or you could just lie and not risk any money at all.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



a.lo posted:

The $10 or more tier get a link to the live stream of the wedding

$250 or more gets a livestream to their bedroom on their wedding night*

*which is empty, because they took that money and flew to somewhere nicer than either of their lovely apartments

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

1500 in cash just sitting out, what is she a drug dealer?

It never happened. Infowars, her employer, is having really disappointing sales numbers lately and Jones is talking about not re-ordering merchandise for next year, so she's in full grift mode.

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Icon Of Sin posted:

$250 or more gets a livestream to their bedroom on their wedding night*

*which is empty, because they took that money and flew to somewhere nicer than either of their lovely apartments

*which is just shrek sitting alone in an empty room crying softly to himself.

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