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Al! posted:he should have said that sexual assault he did was just trolling Wut? He's a sex pest?
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When I visit Africa ppl can tell I'm American based on gait and large adult son proportions
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The Alpha Centauri posted:Wut? He's a sex pest? yes
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ASenileAnimal posted:lol that you could pick a random date from the last 4 decades and find that trmup did a crime and impeach him but nothing happens Pelosi is utterly horrified at the idea of sending a vote to the senate where it will obviously be rejected on purely partisan political grounds and so the only answer is to just do nothing and never exercise any congressional oversight ever again
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Squizzle posted:saturday morning cartoons you cant fool me nichael! i know the blue name means youre nichael! that squizzle costume doesnt fool me *starts tugging your fake beard*
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ex post facho posted:why are nazis dressibg like clowns, again it's called honklerism , and it's a good first step on the path to meme magicking the alt-right into inclusivist commies
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ive made it impossible for anyone to recognize my gait: instead of walking, i lay down on my belly and squeeze baby oil onto the path ahead of me so that i can slither everywhere. a double bandolier of oil-filled condiment bottles can get me up to three quarters of a mile of free movement, or more over smoother surfaces
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At a lovely flea market in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Wisconsin and I see some hick teen with a maga hat wearing a tapatio shirt wtf
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Nae! posted:people actually do recognize my gait from blocks away because i spent so long being yelled at by dance teachers as a kid that i exclusively walk on the balls of my feet. very dumb and bad, thanks ballet/tap/jazz. Grace is stored in the balls
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i once recognised my friend by his gait from a fair distance, and he walks pretty normally. you can totally do it
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Admiral Ray posted:Grace is stored in the balls —various early christian mystics
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ex post facho posted:walkmogged Mog Like an Egyptian
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BAE OF PIGS posted:At a lovely flea market in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Wisconsin and I see some hick teen with a maga hat wearing a tapatio shirt wtf Tapatio hot sauce? US company
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punchymcpunch posted:when i was 12 i read some text file that said if you walk on the sides of your feet youll be as silent as a ninja but i was somehow smart enough to realise i shouldnt start doin that if you don't want to maximise your ninjutsu powers, well you do you i guess
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lorn Wayne posted:if you don't want to maximise your ninjutsu powers, well if youre too silent you startle people
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punchymcpunch posted:when i was 12 i read some text file that said if you walk on the sides of your feet youll be as silent as a ninja but i was somehow smart enough to realise i shouldnt start doin that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk8POUhLwM8
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thinking bout trumpin
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I have never touched the filthy ground. I have a series of cannons placed around the globe that I just in and get fired out of whenever I need to travel. The FAA hates it but what can they do, I have 2nd amendment rights.
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The Alpha Centauri posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuck same
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Jeb! me with your best shot
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All's fair in truckin n fuckin
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Bethamphetamine posted:Thaaaat's pretty rapey. Saltpeter
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did those guys go to area 51 and dodge bullets by running naruto style or what's the 'dealio' there
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trump pardoned them and tweeted wwg1wga, but he was actually trying to write "wheres my lasagna"
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how do you do fellow ninjas, marvel as i demonstrate my powerful genjutsu *thread votes trump*
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BAE OF PIGS posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/4T7RpYV theyre smart to get in on thr grift and we would be too
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Al! posted:i think about it every day
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I guess the saltpeter thing is a myth and doesn't actually make you impotent. And I thought I had it figured out this time 
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The Alpha Centauri posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuck lol
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The deals!
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Squizzle posted:ive made it impossible for anyone to recognize my gait: instead of walking, i lay down on my belly and squeeze baby oil onto the path ahead of me so that i can slither everywhere. a double bandolier of oil-filled condiment bottles can get me up to three quarters of a mile of free movement, or more over smoother surfaces Crack ping
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