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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

New episode is about people with heart fetishes
https://thefpl.us/episode/306
I think i might skip this one

# ? Jul 30, 2019 18:49

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# ? May 19, 2024 22:05

Ambious: Sep 29, 2016; Hail Hoots!

Improbable Lobster posted:

New episode is about people with heart fetishes
https://thefpl.us/episode/306
I think i might skip this one

Don't have the heart to listen?

# ? Jul 30, 2019 19:02

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Man what did Boots find?

# ? Jul 31, 2019 00:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Ambious posted:

Don't have the heart to listen?

I have Bad Anxiety when it comes to blood and hearts and veins and all that other stuff that keeps me alive and would probably have a panic attack

Uh i mean i just don't have the rhythm or something

# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:06

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Oh dear God.

# ? Jul 31, 2019 02:59

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

aaaah I had to wear a Holter monitor for a month this year because of a minor arrhythmia + a dire family history of heart disease and it loving sucked. I'd so far been spared the unfortunate intersection of "f plus subjects" and "poo poo that really bothers me", but I think this one got me there. That said, i still lmao'd

# ? Jul 31, 2019 09:07

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

[frank west lenny voice] you don't need to wear a heart monitor, i'll steth you for freeeeeee

# ? Jul 31, 2019 09:45

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Sitting Here posted:

aaaah I had to wear a Holter monitor for a month this year because of a minor arrhythmia + a dire family history of heart disease and it loving sucked.

I don't understand. Is "loving sucked" your secret code for when something is really great?

# ? Jul 31, 2019 10:31

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Holter monitors suck (I wore one for only a day but getting the things off my chest was annoying), but if you've ever had to wear a blood pressure monitor for any length of time I also feel your pain.

# ? Jul 31, 2019 11:09

mycelia: Apr 28, 2013; POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD

Welp, won't be listening to this one then! I've had the 24 hour holter/BP cuff combo a few times because of my lovely nervous system and it is The Worst.

# ? Jul 31, 2019 12:10

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Losing my poo poo at Nutshell's vibrator story.

# ? Jul 31, 2019 13:26

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

So I didn't listen to the second half of the episode until this morning, and not only does the heart stuff hit close to home, but I realized one of the porn characters shares a name with me, which is another f plus first for me, wooooo

I feel so seen by these weirdos

# ? Jul 31, 2019 20:05

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sitting Here posted:

So I didn't listen to the second half of the episode until this morning, and not only does the heart stuff hit close to home, but I realized one of the porn characters shares a name with me, which is another f plus first for me, wooooo

I feel so seen by these weirdos

oh no, you don't want them seeing you

# ? Jul 31, 2019 20:49

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I dated a Nurse in 2004 who is a cardiiphile. I just thought she was an odd ball who thought it was cool to use her stethoscope to listen to my heart all the time.

# ? Aug 1, 2019 01:09

Ambious: Sep 29, 2016; Hail Hoots!

I knew a medic who was horny for throbbing arm veins, does that count?
It was more about the prospect of extracting blood or inserting an infusion line though, less about the heart itself.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 11:24

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

Trying to find a line I think John Toast said, along the lines of "How could you look in his button eyes and cottony mouth and say that to him?" re: obvious sock puppet, not sure what episode it was from.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 12:39

ShellGame: Apr 10, 2016; stack 'em to the heavens

Extra Credit looks into some steamy "historical" sexual roleplay. gently caress me gently with a baguette!

# ? Aug 2, 2019 15:35

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Djeser posted:

Trying to find a line I think John Toast said, along the lines of "How could you look in his button eyes and cottony mouth and say that to him?" re: obvious sock puppet, not sure what episode it was from.

I think it might have been one of the Amazon posts in You're Reviewing It Wrong.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 21:48

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

ShellGame posted:

Extra Credit looks into some steamy "historical" sexual roleplay. gently caress me gently with a baguette!

no, you can't do this, you can't expose a greater audience to this world, they're not loving ready for the combo theater nerd/history nerd/fanfic writer hit they're about to take. This is irresponsible podcasting!

# ? Aug 2, 2019 21:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Haven't listened yet -- how much of the episode is just Hamilton fandom?

# ? Aug 2, 2019 22:04

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Antivehicular posted:

Haven't listened yet -- how much of the episode is just Hamilton fandom?

looking at the doc like 80%

# ? Aug 2, 2019 22:10

ShellGame: Apr 10, 2016; stack 'em to the heavens

I'll have you all know I took great pains to choose readings that did not include Hamilton! However that effort did not extend to any other fictitious representations of past presidents.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 23:08

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

ShellGame posted:

I'll have you all know I took great pains to choose readings that did not include Hamilton! However that effort did not extend to any other fictitious representations of past presidents.

Millard Fillmore's here and he's ready to get biz-zay

# ? Aug 2, 2019 23:23

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

More like James K Poke am I right folks

FOLKS????

# ? Aug 2, 2019 23:25

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Here's my AU fanfic where Chester A. Arthur and Warren Harding get really hosed up at a house party and puke all over Calvin Coolidge's futon please R+R thx

# ? Aug 2, 2019 23:41

ShellGame: Apr 10, 2016; stack 'em to the heavens

A little Andrew Jackson anyone?

# ? Aug 2, 2019 23:54

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

something something Harrison cums early in all his fics

# ? Aug 2, 2019 23:56

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

ShellGame posted:

Extra Credit looks into some steamy "historical" sexual roleplay. gently caress me gently with a baguette!

I was sure this title was History Homies for like three minutes and I'm disappointed

# ? Aug 3, 2019 01:45

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I Before E posted:

I was sure this title was History Homies for like three minutes and I'm disappointed

Thank God, I thought Episode One had completely poisoned my brain.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 07:36

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Thank God, I thought Episode One had completely poisoned my brain.

Uncle's Houseboat Presents: History Homies, with Mr. Drama and Faze Polanski telling The Paul Walker Story

# ? Aug 3, 2019 07:49

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.