Trump 954: TOP SECRET DISCLOSURE -- President Poopys in His Pants (may god ruin him)

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

this is how much walmart cares about "making arkansas money". they built their super secret spy datacenter immediately over the border because missouri gave them more tax breaks. The building inspectors had to sign NDAs before they could go on site to make sure there were, like, fire exits and poo poo. there is tons of capitalist-fascist data mining and processing going on underneath this shot, buried in the resilient limestone deposits.

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

OTOH, there _are_ discount smokes and liquor, like, right there so who can say if its bad or not

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:09

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Joementum posted:

see the reason this is necessary is the some dudes have a hobby which is a lame male power fantasy and we need to protect that

HOOTERS? More like SHOOTER

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:09

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Joementum posted:

see the reason this is necessary is the some dudes have a hobby which is a lame male power fantasy and we need to protect that

fat dorks

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:09

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

pillsburysoldier posted:

here ya go https://twitter.com/DouglasBrehm1/status/1157739361544241152

incel Thanos

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:09

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

Link on 18 dead?

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:09

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

cargo cult posted:

why wtf

no matter how much military poo poo you slap on them you aren't going to make a podunk town/city police force into GIGN or GSG9.

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

190731-A-SS368-0003 by U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense David L. Norquist, on Flickr

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:10

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

What's additionally scary is that these are all losers who have probably never even shot a gun before and they can kill 18. Imagine if some rear end in a top hat actually prepared.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:10

Scary!: Oct 22, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

FistEnergy posted:

Check out Patrick Crusius on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/outsider609?s=17

Extremely Good list of Likes if it's really him

4channers are indistinguishable from one of another.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:10

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I love how the American police nowadays looks like the government soldiers we used to caricature in banana republics and tinpot dictatorships.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:10

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/commonsense76/status/1157755978118569984

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:10

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Rah! posted:

lmao u got the mad cow blood

it owns actually

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:11

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

campfire posted:

i drive around 50 miles round trip on the interstate for my commute and i see people blatantly staring at their phones while ostensibly piloting their 2 ton momentum missiles at 80mph a dozen times a day

florida is really bad for this because

a) infrastructure (lol)

b) senior citizens over 80, operating oldsmobiles older than you with immense frames wide enough to crush 10 people in a row, shoulder to shoulder should they have a stroke and veer off into a mcdonalds with their killdozer tier front grill at a rest stop junction

c) aggressive soccer moms who are irritable at the humidity looking at their phones as the queen of the road to drop their mvp youth soccer league kid off at practice

d) college students playing chicken with physics

e) alcoholics and junkies (option c also applicable here)

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:11

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FistEnergy posted:

Check out Patrick Crusius on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/outsider609?s=17

Extremely Good list of Likes if it's really him

who dat

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:11

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Addamere posted:

I love how the American police nowadays looks like the government soldiers we used to caricature in banana republics and tinpot dictatorships.

I wonder if ... that means ... that ... America is ... no it can't be

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Venom Snake posted:

no matter how much military poo poo you slap on them you aren't going to make a podunk town/city police force into GIGN or GSG9.

aren't those FBI swat foxhound unit operator troopers?

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

this is how much walmart cares about "making arkansas money". they built their super secret spy datacenter immediately over the border because missouri gave them more tax breaks. The building inspectors had to sign NDAs before they could go on site to make sure there were, like, fire exits and poo poo. there is tons of capitalist-fascist data mining and processing going on underneath this shot, buried in the resilient limestone deposits.

How do you get building inspectors to sign NDAs. Shouldn't it just be "No, now let us in or you can't open?" (I know, I know)

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

campfire posted:

18 dead, 30+ casualties in all. how many days of coverage does that rate before this slides back into nothing mattersville? 2? 3?

What are you taking about?

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Chuka Umana posted:

Link on 18 dead?

between 14/88 dead

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Jonny 290 posted:

this is how much walmart cares about "making arkansas money". they built their super secret spy datacenter immediately over the border because missouri gave them more tax breaks. The building inspectors had to sign NDAs before they could go on site to make sure there were, like, fire exits and poo poo. there is tons of capitalist-fascist data mining and processing going on underneath this shot, buried in the resilient limestone deposits.

LOL, I'm not defending Walmart at all, quite the opposite.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Addamere posted:

who dat

alleged shooter

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

emfive posted:

I wonder if ... that means ... that ... America is ... no it can't be

I for one love El Presidente and have nothing to fear from the gestapo. :angel:

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:12

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Jonny 290 posted:

this is how much walmart cares about "making arkansas money". they built their super secret spy datacenter immediately over the border because missouri gave them more tax breaks. The building inspectors had to sign NDAs before they could go on site to make sure there were, like, fire exits and poo poo. there is tons of capitalist-fascist data mining and processing going on underneath this shot, buried in the resilient limestone deposits.

capitalism is a disease

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Handed Missus posted:

190731-A-SS368-0003 by U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense David L. Norquist, on Flickr

how many souls has that eye eaten :prepop:

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

Chuka Umana posted:

Link on 18 dead?

Police have not confirmed how many victims there are, but State Rep. Cesar Blanco told MSNBC that 18 people had been shot, according to the Associated Press.

https://time.com/5643110/el-paso-texas-mall-shooting/

e: oops the actual citation is this article https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1161479/el-paso-shooting-walmart-texas-USA-police

might just be the express misinterpreting some of the info tho, shame on you wikipedia

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

i just took some closet pics they're uploading now

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

cargo cult posted:

aren't those FBI swat foxhound unit operator troopers?

They are the kind of units that have the training and experience to actually stop a shooter mid shooting. Rather than waiting for said shooter to run out of ammo or just get tired of killing people.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

"El Paso" means "the pass" for those who are not familiar with the espanish lang

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

see the reason this is necessary is the some dudes have a hobby which is a lame male power fantasy and we need to protect that

this is an excellent candidate for america.jpg

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

emfive posted:

"El Paso" means "the pass" for those who are not familiar with the espanish lang

Shut up

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:13

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

emfive posted:

sure but my thoughts weren't about me specifically because I extremely rarely am in a Walmart

except up near UT Dallas, there's a super target and a walmart and the super target makes me want to scream and burn it down but the walmart is actually OK

local chat

that super target is loving garbo

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:14

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

RandomBlue posted:

LOL, I'm not defending Walmart at all, quite the opposite.

Yeah i know. i'm not knives out for you, trust, i just get, oh how do they say, "triggered" when it comes to northwest arkansas and enjoy just two-minutes-hating it up while i smoke my denver weed and remember how i used to think that area and culture was OK

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:14

rump buttman: Feb 14, 2018; I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

Joementum posted:

see the reason this is necessary is the some dudes have a hobby which is a lame male power fantasy and we need to protect that

my head cannon says that one dude is slinging a bazooka over his shoulders

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:14

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

a.lo posted:

Shut up

you're mean :saddowns:

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Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

there are super targets?

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:14

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

this is an excellent candidate for america.jpg

That lady operator on the left looks cool, like she's frustrated she has to deal with this bullshit when she could be out in the field blowing up Terminators.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 22:14