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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Bernie is directing the ANTIFA assault from a FEMA airship overhead. look to the sky, patriots

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Democrats will politicize the shooting, unfortunately.

Gun control will 100% stop this.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

personally i would have :sg: as the bullet bill passed by

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wait that story is from 2016 lmao


very transparent deflection andy my dude

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

that guy owns

it's definitely not you

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
If we make all guns antifa then only antifa will have guns and thus are responsible for any and all mass shootings

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mariana Horchata posted:

it's definitely not you

no i prefer a pleated slack

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

magiccarpet posted:

why is this formatted like a resume

mista tump sir please notice me

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lastgirl posted:

personally i would have :sg: as the bullet bill passed by

That Mario's been in a lot of High Schools and Wal-marts.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




how has the kiss army not stopped these tragedies

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
What a well-regulated militia.

You know, if you got the founding fathers to time travel to 2019 and you could sit them down and make them watch some 24 cable news network, they would be absolutely horrified. They would be screaming and ripping their hair out.

They would be astounded at the brightness of the television, confused by the changing images and disembodied voices. They would think the tv was a box full of ghosts, or possessed by demons. That’s because they all died before locomotives and and sewing machines were invented, and things like electricity and back-loading rifles would seem like witchcraft to them.

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1157732277108875264

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

so how is this trump dude working out

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

I tried but it's still there. :(

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

Democrats will politicize the shooting, unfortunately.

Gun control will 100% stop this.

Come on dude, the bodies are still warm

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
he waited until it was a back to school sale to make sure the density was high enough

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





what in the absolute gently caress is this nonsense

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Glimm posted:

so how is this trump dude working out

idk, his macros are unbelievable but i havent seen him do any reps

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

magiccarpet posted:

lol we deserve heat death
they do, but i dont. im fine, i havent done anything wrong and i dont want to heat death. cool it buster.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

magiccarpet posted:

why is this formatted like a resume

margins look a bit wide

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Glimm posted:

so how is this trump dude working out

*golf course appears on green screen* id say he's hardly working at all!!!!!!!

*canned applause*

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

magiccarpet posted:

why is this formatted like a resume

Because it is

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




cargo cult posted:

they do, but i dont. im fine, i havent done anything wrong and i dont want to heat death. cool it buster.

YOU DIDNT BUY A HOUSE AT 23 YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

he waited until it was a back to school sale to make sure the density was high enough

using google analytics to figure out peak store hours and avoid those times like the plague

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mormonpartyboat posted:

he waited until it was a back to school sale to make sure the density was high enough

Walmart at 10am Saturday is a sea of humanity anyway, waiting for the back to school sale is just an extra twist of evil

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Glimm posted:

so how is this trump dude working out

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cargo cult posted:

havent done anything wrong

this kind of hubris is why we all deserve heat death

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

Inspector Hound posted:

In Shaun of the Dead there's a throwaway line about farmers being allowed to have shotguns in the UK, is that real? I bet there's a model there we can emulate

yeah you can have a shotgun or rifle if you have a legitimate use for it like being a farmer/operating a hunting lodge. we just don't accept "I really love guns and the idea of using them on people" as a legitimate use

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

the digital age is amazing this is much better than whatever the last age was i'm glad to be alive today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnPPAr7p04o

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

magiccarpet posted:

what in the absolute gently caress is this nonsense

Well, either there's just no fascism in Texas and everything's ok no antifa needed or

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Often Abbreviated posted:

yeah you can have a shotgun or rifle if you have a legitimate use for it like being a farmer/operating a hunting lodge. we just don't accept "I really love guns and the idea of using them on people" as a legitimate use

What kind of socialist hell world is that?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

if only those people in walmart had guns

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Often Abbreviated posted:

yeah you can have a shotgun or rifle if you have a legitimate use for it like being a farmer/operating a hunting lodge. we just don't accept "I really love guns and the idea of using them on people" as a legitimate use

That seems like a completely reasonable thing, along with "no army guns"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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skaboomizzy posted:

Walmart at 10am Saturday is a sea of humanity anyway, waiting for the back to school sale is just an extra twist of evil

in el paso it'd be a natural corral for his desired targets, which were low income hispanics. ugh. loving ugh i'm so angry

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jonny 290 posted:

another fun fact is that walmart always used to allow overnight stays by RVs in the far end of their parking lots to encourage olds to restock on supplies and build a bit of goodwill, but as soon as boomers got too old to drive RVs and actual unhomed people started using that privilege, walmart pulled the ladder up and left it up to 'each store manager's discretion' so of course 95% of them ban it now.

lmao yeah.

walmart parking lots were a god-send when we used to do road trips but not predictably a lot of boomers have aged out of RVs and 1980s econoline fleetwood poo poo is popular because housing is too expensive and it's at least a way to keep a roof over your head and thats just not acceptable!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you have to disarm the cops too

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This a white supremacist or what?

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