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bike tory posted:Idk what men you hang out with but I've never known someone to gently caress a duck to death Portlanders are a vile bunch, which is why they're properly quarantined
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bike tory posted:Idk what men you hang out with but I've never known someone to gently caress a duck to death Is there some other way?
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Who What Now posted:Portlanders are a vile bunch, which is why they're properly quarantined That's not fair. All of Maine is terrible.
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Imagined posted:Is there some other way? loving a duck to life would be kinda impressive
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Pick posted:men do this i didnt gently caress my duck. i didnt cum on my duck. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my duck. Ive never done anything weird with my duck. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?) #notallmen
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:loving a duck to life would be kinda impressive WAKE ME UP
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bike tory posted:Idk what men you hang out with but I've never known someone to gently caress a duck to death 
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out the frame, the zookeeper is running toward the cat, having been awakened from a deep sleep to instant action-readiness by the first sound hint of the retch
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bike tory posted:Google translate still does this: It's a pretty decent Netflix show
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Hey you guys know Hallucigenia? Back in the 70s when scientists found a ton of fossils from the Cambrian period, which was 500 million years ago. One critter showed up a lot, this nonsense.  The scientists were like, that is the most hosed up thing I have ever seen. It's like a nightmare hallucination. We will name it after that, so for all time people will understand how insane this thing was Fifteen years later, some clever fellow was researching Hallucigenia and said, hey guys. I think we were holding those fossils upside down. Because if you flip them over  then they would actually look like this  and that makes more sense, right? So everybody agreed that yeah, Hallucigenia probably wasn't walking around on it's spines like they thought, this new upside down thing made more sense. Twenty years later, some clever fellow was researching Hallucigenia and said, hey guys. Why do some of these fossils not have heads? Why do some of them have really big heads and some of them have really small heads? And the other scientists said, I don't fuckin know, nature is weird. And the clever fellow said, well, what if they poo poo themself when they died, and what we've been calling the head is actually just their fossilized death poo poo? That's why the size is variable. And the other scientists said, wait so you're saying they don't have a head at all, they just poo poo out their necks? And the clever fellow said, no, I think we've just been confusing the rear end end and the head end this whole time  And now you know the story of Hallucigenia, the upside down and backwards 500 million year old worm that shat itself when it died.
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Gripweed posted:And now you know the story of Hallucigenia, the upside down and backwards 500 million year old worm that shat itself when it died. 
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This is basically a step by step guide of how to turn a Junji Ito horror monster into a kid friendly Pokemon. Somebody needs to make a Furret Walks video, but with the shrimp-snake instead.
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 Aww, so cute, congratulations you two! bracelet
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Memento posted:
listen here cum-slut
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Tetracube posted:listen here cum-slut Yes?
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I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
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ducky’s cummies
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The Maestro posted:ducky’s cummies 
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The Maestro posted:ducky’s cummies 
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This is cursed because the girl who voiced ducky was abused and died
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jit bull transpile posted:This is cursed because the girl who voiced ducky was abused and died another part of my childhood ruined. wonderful. 
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Zipperelli. posted:another part of my childhood ruined. wonderful. I was way off. BaldDwarfOnPCP has a new favorite as of 07:10 on Aug 4, 2019 |
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jit bull transpile posted:This is cursed because the girl who voiced ducky was abused and died 
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the reaction gif is one of my favorite late-period internet innovations
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Those movies were grotesquely ugly
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The Bloop posted:Those movies were grotesquely ugly Which ones? All 14 of them?
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Screaming Idiot posted:goddammit reality Yeah that made me go read the IMDB bio and holy poo poo I wish I hadn't.
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The movies would've been less visually disturbing were it not for Bluth's insistence that every sentient creature have just the most luscious eyelashes you've ever seen.
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:It was CG Thanks a lot Captain Boner Killer
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:It was CG Cum Glut?
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ruddiger posted:Cum Glut? Drink more water, that's a sign of dehydration
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