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cumshitter posted:congrats on having david sedaris as your electric abbacus teacher spicy, owned
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The phrase "another mass shooting" is trending, what a way to wake up
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twoday posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_How_Ivan_Ivanovich_Quarreled_with_Ivan_Nikiforovich my man
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One day, Ivan Ivanovich (Ivanovich, as well as Nikiforovich, is a patronymic, not a surname) notices his friend's servant hanging some clothes out to dry as well as some military implements, especially a Turkish rifle that interests him. He goes over to Nikiforovich’s house and offers to trade it for a brown pig and two sacks of oats, but his friend is unwilling to part with it and calls Ivan Ivanovich a goose, which terribly offends him. After this, they begin to hate each other.
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i remember learning in school that 19th century people were so afraid of being mistakenly declared dead and then entombed alive that there was a small industry of companies selling stuff to rich people that would supposedly help them if it happened one of them i remember was a little tube sticking up out of the ground from a casket with a spring-loaded flag inside; if you found that you had been mistaken for dead and then buried, you could pull a little string in the casket that would make a flag pop up from your grave and you'd hope someone would notice it
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imagine reading anything but fun sci-fi novels lmao
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tacodaemon posted:i remember learning in school that 19th century people were so afraid of being mistakenly declared dead and then entombed alive that there was a small industry of companies selling stuff to rich people that would supposedly help them if it happened crack... ping
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im a fan of coffin flag
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CODChimera posted:imagine if the new album turned out to be really bad im expecting no less
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Sundays are my only nights off and I'm too depressed to even want to sleep
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fine talk poo poo about dostoevsky but never, ever talk poo poo about gogol you philistines
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i did not like david sedaris's funny stories about drowning rats in buckets for the amusement of other americans in his "Me Talk Pretty One Day" book. The stories were funny, but they were not targeted at me: the French Foreign Legion Navy SEAL SpecOps Operator. I have never wondered whehther or not a straight person would approve of me or the wetwork I have done in the service of the French Foreign Legion. But I expect them to shut the gently caress up about it.
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im tapping my teeth about this but i will go to bed
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david sedaris is way less funny than his sister
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how many boomer headstones have/will have maga engravings
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dostoevsky wrote some of the goddamnedest dialogue i've ever seen. everybody talking to each other in complete 20-paragraph-long essays and poo poo
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tacodaemon posted:dostoevsky wrote some of the goddamnedest dialogue i've ever seen. everybody talking to each other in complete 20-paragraph-long essays and poo poo its PoLyPhoNic
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tacodaemon posted:i remember learning in school that 19th century people were so afraid of being mistakenly declared dead and then entombed alive that there was a small industry of companies selling stuff to rich people that would supposedly help them if it happened this is why cremation is good.
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campfire posted:its PoLyPhoNic
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tacodaemon posted:dostoevsky wrote some of the goddamnedest dialogue i've ever seen. everybody talking to each other in complete 20-paragraph-long essays and poo poo also its because he was really fuckin terrified of GOd
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Origami Dali posted:how many boomer headstones have/will have maga engravings most chuds can't afford burial, they get cremated and put in a cabela's bag, then the family posts them dancing with the bag to tiktok for the funeral
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campfire posted:also its because he was really fuckin terrified of GOd maybe he should have had some spring-loaded contraption that would pop up a flag if the lord and creator yhvh started doing some book of job style loving w him
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well it’s a theory
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The Russian and the Tetragrammaton: Ideas and Ideation, 1735-1885
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ok I fell asleep, had an entire dream and now I'm awake again
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TRMP
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hello I study phenrology of the dick and butt ama
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Poniard posted:ok I fell asleep, had an entire dream and now I'm awake again was it one of those dreams people have all the time about going back to high school with the keyboard guy from spandau ballet
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wait did we have anotehr shooting
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Why the gently caress am I awake? cracks a beer - Ping!
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definitely a white dude rampager
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Third World Reagan posted:wait did we have anotehr shooting look at this just-woke-up poster
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love to wake up and find out there was a shooting right by where I was a couple of hours after I left because I was a big baby and decided to head home early. real loving cool and normal
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ahahahaaa, why the gently caress did I even wake up today, much less at 5am Trulip
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