Subjunctive posted:

out the frame, the zookeeper is running toward the cat, having been awakened from a deep sleep to instant action-readiness by the first sound hint of the retch

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Drink more water, that's a sign of dehydration

marshmallow creep posted:

No no, that's a cum glob! The proper way to deal with cum glut is to keep your emissions regular so they don't build up to dangerous levels.

gleebster posted:

I thought you dealt with a cum glut with market regulations.

Gripweed posted:

Hey you guys know Hallucigenia? Back in the 70s when scientists found a ton of fossils from the Cambrian period, which was 500 million years ago. One critter showed up a lot, this nonsense.




The scientists were like, that is the most hosed up thing I have ever seen. It's like a nightmare hallucination. We will name it after that, so for all time people will understand how insane this thing was

Fifteen years later, some clever fellow was researching Hallucigenia and said, hey guys. I think we were holding those fossils upside down. Because if you flip them over



then they would actually look like this



and that makes more sense, right?
So everybody agreed that yeah, Hallucigenia probably wasn't walking around on it's spines like they thought, this new upside down thing made more sense.

Twenty years later, some clever fellow was researching Hallucigenia and said, hey guys. Why do some of these fossils not have heads? Why do some of them have really big heads and some of them have really small heads?
And the other scientists said, I don't fuckin know, nature is weird.
And the clever fellow said, well, what if they poo poo themself when they died, and what we've been calling the head is actually just their fossilized death poo poo? That's why the size is variable.
And the other scientists said, wait so you're saying they don't have a head at all, they just poo poo out their necks?
And the clever fellow said, no, I think we've just been confusing the rear end end and the head end this whole time



And now you know the story of Hallucigenia, the upside down and backwards 500 million year old worm that shat itself when it died.

The Bloop posted:

Those movies were grotesquely ugly

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It's been poop this whole goddamn time

Lizard Combatant posted:

You're all supply with no demand.

MizPiz posted:

Look at this person who doesn't know poo poo about art

The Bloop posted:

I think LBT only appeals to people who watched it as babies, just like DBZ

The Bloop posted:

Literal poo poo can BE art. LBT is an abomination


I love animation, particularly hand drawn stuff and love some of Bluth's amazing earlier work like NIMH and American Tale.

I think LBT only appeals to people who watched it as babies, just like DBZ

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/MiLB/status/1155494167725957122?s=17

The Bloop posted:

Literal poo poo can BE art. LBT is an abomination


I love animation, particularly hand drawn stuff and love some of Bluth's amazing earlier work like NIMH and American Tale.

I think LBT only appeals to people who watched it as babies, just like DBZ

The Bloop posted:

Literal poo poo can BE art. LBT is an abomination


I love animation, particularly hand drawn stuff and love some of Bluth's amazing earlier work like NIMH and American Tale.

I think LBT only appeals to people who watched it as babies, just like DBZ

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

gently caress, this is amazing, I didn't know about the last part. And going back over all the old pictures it's hilariously obvious now that it's poop. It's been poop this whole goddamn time lol

jit bull transpile posted:

Land before time makes me cry every time I watch it. You're a monster.

The sequels can burn in loving hell though.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I loving hated LBT as a kid and I could never quite articulate why

Bertrand Hustle posted:

They all had repellent personalities in their own uniquely awful ways

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It's kind of a downer and it's very lacking in the Disney anesthetic kids are used to.

Samuringa posted:

Disney went on to make its own grotesque dinosaur movie years later

Wifi Toilet posted:

I don't know why I did this.

ultrafilter posted:

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

Dinosaur flopped so hard that when they made another dinosaur movie they titled it The Good Dinosaur

Wifi Toilet posted:

I don't know why I did this.

Railing Kill posted:

...which also flopped. The Good Dinosaur flopped so hard I literally didn't know it existed until I watched a video about it flopping on YT a few months ago.