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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

The Texas GOP is melting down and people are getting so tired of it with no end in sight that they're resigning

If you have the cognitive faculties to analyze trends in the real world you don't stand a chance at becoming a Texas Republican

i don't think dems are going to win a statewide in 2020 in Texas, even if say Beto challenged Cornyn, but they're going to a.) take a bunch of house seats, and b.) make the gerrymandering really tricky.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





these fake numbers for idiots do not cheer me up at all

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
for the last like half hour ive been wondering if some insane qanon heard the presidents words as prophecy and goes and shoots up a walmart in toledo to fulfill them

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Rock My Socks! posted:

how would the house impeaching trump prevent anyone from dying

You could use it to keep Trump on the defensive, from implementing even more heinous poo poo, rallying the democratic base, and (although a long shot) might end up digging up something that would even make the GOP senate blush and vote to kick him out

Or we can do nothing and complain that we are all out of options

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



crazy cloud posted:

[poster's brain combusts as they attempt to do a mashup of reservoir dogs and wedding crashers joke]

more like reservoir dorks

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
there's a whole hell of a lot goin' on here

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I unironically love this. August 4th, 2019, the day the Democratic Party learned to use curse words.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Pollyanna posted:

what is this garbage about “the shooter was a leftist” and is there any actual hard proof that he was (instead of just “considered himself” one)

he advocated for socialist ideas, he talked about attacking ICE, he supported liz warren, he told people to vote blue, he wanted joe bidenes generation to die, he cheered john mcains death. he was a leftist. there are plenty of deranged incel leftists and socialists.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pollyanna posted:

there’s a bunch of goons in the Stupid Thread that are like “oh no this was a leftist cause this random news outlet says it said “leftist” in his profile” as if that were real proof

Famous leftist position that race mixing is a capital offense, in a manifesto entirely devoid of economic or class analysis

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mooch's chin doo-doo-doo-doo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mons Hubris posted:

Texas will never go blue in any of our lifetimes

sea lvl rises to overtake the entire state

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1158382660647100417?s=20

go gently caress myself

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
did we talk about how the NYT editorial *board* is knocking it out of the park today

https://twitter.com/PaulWitcover/status/1158338331392057344

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/04/opinion/mass-shootings-domestic-terrorism.html

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

twoday posted:

I unironically love this. August 4th, 2019, the day the Democratic Party learned to use curse words.

bernie_saying_the_federal_gov_doesnt_give_a_shit_about_african_americans_in_1974.mov

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

i don't think dems are going to win a statewide in 2020 in Texas, even if say Beto challenged Cornyn, but they're going to a.) take a bunch of house seats, and b.) make the gerrymandering really tricky.

Luckily now you can gerrymander however you want as long as you say it's to disenfranchise people you believe won't vote for you

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
[3 months later, after everyone has moved on]: JUST THE 'I DON'T TIP' !!!! can we do something witht that

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Joementum posted:

there's a whole hell of a lot goin' on here



Is this from a store? Was it custom designed? Where do you find confederate/lgbt flag clipart? How do you make clipart? Is there a service that will let me design bumper stickers like this?

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

So are gamer chuds going nuts yet over Trump and other Republicans blaming their video games for El Paso and Dayton?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mr president sir ffffff fffffff ffffff go fudge yourself sir

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




twoday posted:

I unironically love this. August 4th, 2019, the day the Democratic Party learned to use curse words.

and abandoned vowels, a ridiculous orthographic affectation of modernity

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Joementum posted:

bernie_saying_the_federal_gov_doesnt_give_a_shit_about_african_americans_in_1974.mov

I mean succ Dems

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

holy toledo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

bernie_saying_the_federal_gov_doesnt_give_a_shit_about_african_americans_in_1974.mov

hes not even a democrat

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



twoday posted:

Is this from a store? Was it custom designed? Where do you find confederate/lgbt flag clipart? How do you make clipart? Is there a service that will let me design bumper stickers like this?

you just go to a bumperstickier and tell em what you need, they probably have clipart of every fuckin flag there is, staplers, line art of iblly ray cyrus, everything

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Schnorkles posted:

i don't think dems are going to win a statewide in 2020 in Texas, even if say Beto challenged Cornyn, but they're going to a.) take a bunch of house seats, and b.) make the gerrymandering really tricky.

great markers of incremental progress in the 5-10 years we have left as a civilization

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

Luckily now you can gerrymander however you want as long as you say it's to disenfranchise people you believe won't vote for you

:hai:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

punchymcpunch posted:

you just go to a bumperstickier and tell em what you need, they probably have clipart of every fuckin flag there is, staplers, line art of iblly ray cyrus, everything

I can’t tell if this is a joke or something that actually exists in the south

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

great markers of incremental progress in the 5-10 years we have left as a civilization

al! the optimist

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
honestly i doubt trump even knows that a lot of the people who died in el paso were mexicans

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Epic High Five posted:

Famous leftist position that race mixing is a capital offense, in a manifesto entirely devoid of economic or class analysis

i keep mixing up the El Paso and Dayton shooters so I thought people were saying the “kill Mexicans” dude was a leftist

I don’t know what the gently caress anymore. was the Dayton guy the one that killed his sister n poo poo???

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

DemocraticLeadership.VRML

https://twitter.com/ThamKhaiMeng/status/1157962976474873861

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1158391393091489792

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gangtags are just bumper stickers for postin

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The thing about the 10 year number is that so far all predictions have been optimistic in the timeline by an order of magnitude of more

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/MikeDorning/status/1158374997167136768

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1158381834239205376?s=20

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


THERE ARE TOO MANY SHOOTINGS TO TELL THEM APART WHAT THE gently caress

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

gangtags are just bumper stickers for postin

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



?????????????????????????

Bill????

Right??????

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



love to have gun violence in the us distract from what's going on over in india

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