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i'm here to shoot guns and grow grass and i'm all out of grass (because of the existential thread of climate change that i have kept my head in the sand about for years and years)
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Pead posted:Her husband's twitter profile says they just got into farming, so they are definitely going to be financially destitute within a year lol
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cod2 was so far ahead of the curve when you got to have a gun battle to save the kfc from russians
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i knew a libertarian that believed that people should be able to own and operate howitzers, tanks, fighter jets, and nuclear bombs.
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https://twitter.com/cameron_kasky/status/1158410086185865216
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Poniard posted:i wasnt sure what bump stocks were for or why you would put one on fully auto high power rifles until i realised it was like using autofire on your knockoff controller to mash the shoot button in a video game to shoot faster than your spaceship automatically does in the game lol the first time the ATF commented on bump stocks' legality, they called them devices that allowed handicapped people to use rifles
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In case I see a coyote or a gopher packin heat I need immediate access to 30 rounds of 55 grain 5.56mm bullets, to blast the fucker with lead and emptying my clip into it's remorseless killer corpse within half a minute. Leaving it thrown carelessly into my passenger seat is the only way I can be sure I can kill any living creature within 200 yards in the 2-3 seconds I require to make the decision to end the lives of those around me
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listen, farmers, i dont care if you have an asault rifle 15. nothing is stopping me from loving your beautiful sons
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famous guns of the Bible
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Just ban multiplayer. Multiplayer sucks. If I wanted to interact with other human beings, I certainly wouldn't be playing video games. I think this but then sometimes someone comes up with a great idea like when Call of Duty lets you hear someones mic for like 2 seconds after you kill them so you can hear them going "FUCKKK" "ARGH rear end in a top hat WITH A SHOTGUN" "not again daammmmitttt"
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mormonpartyboat posted:lol the first time the ATF commented on bump stocks' legality, they called them devices that allowed handicapped people to use rifles that doesnt make any sense because theres already a bullet button on them to fire full auto how much easier can it get
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mormonpartyboat posted:lol the first time the ATF commented on bump stocks' legality, they called them devices that allowed handicapped people to use rifles haha holy poo poo
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Wrenever posted:In case I see a coyote or a gopher packin heat I need immediate access to 30 rounds of 55 grain 5.56mm bullets, to blast the fucker with lead and emptying my clip into it's remorseless killer corpse within half a minute. Leaving it thrown carelessly into my passenger seat is the only way I can be sure I can kill any living creature within 200 yards in the 2-3 seconds I require to make the decision to end the lives of those around me Caddy shack was a documentary
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Admiral Ray posted:i knew a libertarian that believed that people should be able to own and operate howitzers, tanks, fighter jets, and nuclear bombs. For everything except the bomb this is already true and rich people do it
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lol found it
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magiccarpet posted:i'm here to shoot guns and grow grass lmao growing grass hahahaha just throw water on the ground who buys grass lmao
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mormonpartyboat posted:lol found it lmfao hahahahahaha
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euphronius posted:famous guns of the Bible jesus invented the m14 garand so america could win ww2 (not that we needed his help)
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Admiral Ray posted:doom isn't a sci-fi game, it is theological anything with h.r. giger influences is sci fi. I'm sorry I don't make the rules 
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I fully realize that black bear sow and her two cubs are really hungry due to climate change disrupting their food sources, but I really need this grenade launcher to safely eradicate those hungry bears just in case they bust out the windows of my pick up looking for the french fries that fell out of the bag.
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Ruzihm posted:anything with h.r. giger influences is sci fi. I'm sorry I don't make the rules doom is a penis game then
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Admiral Ray posted:i'm sure they have barncats, if they have a barn, but you need semi-automatic rifles for dreadful little worm monsters like gophers or graboids that are known to haunt the fields of america Lead farmer. Seed the fields with lead for extra lead-fortified crops. THE AMericAn WAy.
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shovelbum posted:For everything except the bomb this is already true and rich people do it it's not quite a tank but you can buy an old soviet BMP for like $35k. why buy electric when u can buy armored?
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https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1158409800755175432 Climate gulag
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if you own a gun i am going to track you down and suck your dick. youc ant stop me. im coming for you
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cumshitter posted:if you own a gun i am going to track you down and suck your dick. youc ant stop me. im coming for you now im mad i threw mine in a volcano
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cumshitter posted:if you own a gun i am going to track you down and suck your dick. youc ant stop me. im coming for you gun sales skyrocket
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cumshitter posted:if you own a gun i am going to track you down and suck your dick. youc ant stop me. im coming for you there's a guy with a truck looking for you a few pages back
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Failson posted:Lead farmer. Seed the fields with lead for extra lead-fortified crops. THE AMericAn WAy. *very Bullet Farmer-ishly* I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE! CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH! SING BROTHER HECKLER! SING BROTHER KOCH! SING BROTHERS! SING!!!
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https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1158234905395904512?s=21 my dudes I am dead and in hell
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oh man they still are selling the OT-64quote:PURCHASE THE HUGE OT-64 CZECHOSLOVAK WHEELED PERSONNEL CARRIER. THE COMMUNIST LAV. are u a busy parent that needs to ensure the successful deployment of your children to their soccer game or school function? with 1/4 inches of steel plate and 14.5 tons of 8 wheeled fury, ur children will travel in safety and style with this 18 person personnel carrier.
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cumshitter posted:if you own a gun i am going to track you down and suck your dick. youc ant stop me. im coming for you I own 4 
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Agean90 posted:Well she's a farmer so chances are she's gonna use it on herself No, those suicides were all migrant farm workers. White farm owners just let people think they were the ones committing suicide so they could ask for a bigger subsidy check
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ther eare more guns than people in america but htats ok. ill just have to suck some peoples dicks more than once. i can make this work
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look upon truno, ye mighty, and despair
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cumshitter posted:ther eare more guns than people in america but htats ok. ill just have to suck some peoples dicks more than once. i can make this work multiple dick sucking events per day
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Infrastructure week off to a flyer
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https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1158216987908218882 i missed this yesterday. he's definitely skateboarding into the next debate
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Tainen posted:gun sales skyrocket We have a 2nd amendment right to own skyrockets, mobile artillery platforms, and chemical weapons. What part of "shall not be infringed" are you too liberal to understand?
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