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Waschbar is the absolute cutest word in German. I'm very glad I just learned it.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:smash mouth kick the rear end
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Mister Mind posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1158106381372801030?s=21 Nothing funnier than seeing a turtle on its back, flailing in a desperate struggle to right itself. 
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TinTower posted:Nothing funnier than seeing a turtle on its back, flailing in a desperate struggle to right itself. We have an answer to the Voight-Kampf test. Blade Runner posted:While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why? "Because it was Mitch McConnell."
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He doesn't mind the turtle jokes. He's known as Moscow Mitch now, which he hates very much. I personally plan on chiseling it into his tombstone.
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Skwirl posted:We have an answer to the Voight-Kampf test. Yes. Yes. I passed the Voight-Kampf test. Totally not a replicant. 
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"McConnell? Let me tell you about McConnell..."
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Olaf The Stout posted:He doesn't mind the turtle jokes. He's known as Moscow Mitch now, which he hates very much. I personally plan on chiseling it into his tombstone. Why not both? 
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Doc Hawkins posted:apparently russians just call them "rinsers" which is the best Nah, the Russian word is енот (yenot), and it doesn’t mean anything but “raccoon.”
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new friend from school posted:Nah, the Russian word is енот (yenot), and it doesn’t mean anything but “raccoon.” you have betrayed me, wikipedia!! quote:as in Russian poloskun (полоскун, ‘rinser’).
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Raccoon in Swedish is tvättbjörn which like German means "wash bear" because it frantically washes its food.
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Doc Hawkins posted:you have betrayed me, wikipedia!! Learned something new. It’s not incorrect, but it’s a name specific to Procyon lotor, or the American raccoon, not raccoons in general. That word is usually more like “splash” than “rinse” though, unless you’re talking about rinsing your mouth/throat. So “splasher raccoon,” imo. new friend from school has a new favorite as of 06:00 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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Beard Yawn posted:This is the best tweet that has been posted in this thread so far. belongs in a museum
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Well, I was going to post this in a “lol thanks for the update, doofus” way, but then someone pointed out that the Ohio shooter was also tagged in, and had probably RTd it, and holy gently caress do I ever feel a bit sick
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Edit: late post as my thread didn’t update. Re: Müllkatze That would be a good word for opossum. But opossum is ‘bag rat’ in German and that’s not too bad, either. dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 14:00 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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https://twitter.com/41strange/status/1158417106196500485?s=21 Important content.
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For sale 30-50 hogs Never shot
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zoux posted:
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Feral Hogs 30-50 Utility $150 someone who is good at the yards please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Food $200 kill more feral hogs
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