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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

They serve garlic ice cream at the festival and it's vile

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Oct 30, 2009

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Beachcomber posted:

We've always wanted to go, but it's always insanely hot.those weekends which can cause certain health complications.

Maybe we were lucky.

ARE Those health complications extremely sweaty ballsacks?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mu Zeta posted:

They serve garlic ice cream at the festival and it's vile

Is it just raw garlic? Because I could see a toasted or roasted garlic being decent.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's been around forever. There's a charming documentary from 1980 about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQzDhqyKUDY

That poses more questions than it answers. 'Garlic euphoria'?

Mu Zeta posted:

They serve garlic ice cream at the festival and it's vile
Okay, now my big question is whether everyone thinks it tastes bad but eats it anyway because of tradition, or that you were the odd outsider there and there were parents and children eagerly tucking into it with smiles on their faces.

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies
I don't know about garlic, but there's a place around here that sells sweet corn ice cream, and it's loving fantastic. Weird flavor does not equal bad.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Domus posted:

I don't know about garlic, but there's a place around here that sells sweet corn ice cream, and it's loving fantastic. Weird flavor does not equal bad.

Yeah, I drank a bottle of cookie dough flavored vodka during a tornado, and it was weird, didn't taste like cookie dough, but it also wasn't bad.

Why yes I bought it on clearance, why do you ask?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

More like oldgoldbondless

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Gilroy is the self proclaimed "garlic capitol of the world".

Mu Zeta posted:

They serve garlic ice cream at the festival and it's vile

And this is a terrible opinion, garlic ice cream is odd but not bad. Garlic hard candy is good too.

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


Shifty Nipples posted:

Gilroy is the self proclaimed "garlic capitol of the world".

It is a well deserved title. Every time I've driven through there, regardless of time of year, I've been able to smell the garlic in the air.

Pretzellogic
Mar 4, 2005

"I wouldn't..."

Iron Crowned posted:

Is it just raw garlic? Because I could see a toasted or roasted garlic being decent.
I've had both. Roasted garlic ice cream is quite good, although it will give you breath that could stun a yak. Lazy just-stick-minced-garlic-in-vanilla-ice-cream is, as Mu Zeta said, vile. And lazy.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
The garlic festival is pretty fun, lots of food to eat and all that. But Gilroy itself gets pretty hot this time of year and the couple times I went to the festival it was basically waiting in line in 105°F heat to get some garlic bread.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Iron Crowned posted:

Is it just raw garlic? Because I could see a toasted or roasted garlic being decent.

It's basically vanilla ice cream with roasted garlic mixed in. It's really bad. Maybe if they committed to making a savory ice cream with garlic it could be weird but make sense. But because it starts out sweet and then turns into garlic it's like a punch in the balls.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Iron Crowned posted:

Yeah, I drank a bottle of cookie dough flavored vodka during a tornado, and it was weird, didn't taste like cookie dough, but it also wasn't bad.

The tornado adds a certain texture you just can't get using a cocktail shaker, no matter how much you try.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I had cauliflower ice cream at a vegetarian restaurant the other day. It was surprisingly good.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

chitoryu12 posted:

I had cauliflower ice cream at a vegetarian restaurant the other day. It was surprisingly good.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but regular ice cream is vegetarian.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Cauliflower also tastes like a dirty fart.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

It gets sweeter when you cook them. I can see cauliflower and corn working in ice cream.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but regular ice cream is vegetarian.

It’s Dirt Candy in NYC. Their entire menu is vegetarian and they incorporate vegetables into dessert too.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but regular ice cream is vegetarian.

buts its not vegan.








Also its probably terrible and Big Dairy should drop a hammer on them if they try to sell it as ice cream.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

oldpainless posted:

ARE Those health complications extremely sweaty ballsacks?

National MS Society posted:

Many people with MS experience a temporary worsening of their symptoms when the weather is very hot or humid, or when they run a fever. These temporary changes can result from even a slight elevation in core body temperature (one-quarter to one-half of a degree). An elevated temperature further impairs the ability of a demyelinated nerve to conduct electrical impulses.

But not a lot of people know that. When my wife gets hot, she becomes so out of it that she's unable to think of ways to become cooler, or even determine that she's too hot.

I've got Ex Officio boxers, so I'm alright.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Oh yeah?

https://www.businessinsider.my/brow...hospital-warns/

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

gently caress, that's the one I like. Except the tea.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Don't look at me while you po-Aw look you spilled it all over the counter.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Detective No. 27 posted:

Don't look at me while you po-Aw look you spilled it all over the counter.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Two cups one girl

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Beachcomber posted:

gently caress, that's the one I like. Except the tea.

... People are surprised that a drink consisting of brown sugar in milk contains a lot of calories?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The real dumb move in marketing is what they’ve done to that poor woman’s face.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Platystemon posted:

The real dumb move in marketing is what they’ve done to that poor woman’s face.

Thank you. I was thinking she looks cel shaded or something.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
It looks like they tilted her face and ears, but not the rest of her skull. Actually...did they photoshop her face onto another woman's head?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/yourolly/status/1157349673889423365?s=21

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Certainly not your dignity.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Every last one of the shits I give.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

an impossibly massive quantity of self-loathing and regret

e: but that’s mainly because self-loathing and regret are so conveniently portable to begin with

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
A tiny, tiny little mouse friend who dispenses wisdom in difficult situations

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
215 fuckin Euros?!

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Schubalts posted:

215 fuckin Euros?!

I don't think that would fit, no

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
What could I keep in the tiny purse?

A smaller purse.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What could I keep in the tiny purse?

A smaller purse.

and inside that purse? The finest in bespoke artisanal handcrafted quarks, lovingly selected for you by certified atomic fashioneers

Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012

That point of that purse isn't to carry anything, it's so you can say "aww, let me get the world's smallest violin" and reach into the purse before doing the classic smallest-violin motion. It's basically just a flat buff to mocking other people this way. Whether that's worth 215 euros is up to you.

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I think it's for first dates, so you can say "oh no I got it", and then rummage around in your tiny purse with one figure before saying" ...oh dear I seem to have left my wallet at home".

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