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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

buttsex isn’t really prohibitively expensive, but you need to apply for a special license, and that qualifies you as a buttstuff dealer, and then the BAFTE (Bureau of Assplay, Fisting, Toys, and Enemas) can spring a surprise inspection on you whenever they want

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

turn off the TV posted:

what about the tweet that i posted earlier that started the conversation where someone claims to be a pedant and gun under stander because she shocks chuds by knowing the definition of assault rifle and then gives the wrong definition for assault rifle

they said they know about guns and now the thread is bogged down in legal definitions by regulation which honestly doesn’t have much to do with knowing stuff about guns.

like most gun nuts don’t care about what the state legally defined an assault rifle

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
A person doesn’t have to know anything about guns to be a victim of gun violence.

A person doesn’t have to know anything about guns to have an opinion on gun control.

It’s still a hot take to claim to “know guns” and stun opponents in one’s head with knowledge that… is wrong.

There are more important things to know about guns, but that’s the factoid they chose to demonstrate and it’s wrong and that’s why it’s a hot take.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 02:22 on Aug 6, 2019

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

https://twitter.com/cascamike/status/1158549784845795329

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1158158997393989634?s=20

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1158510203001872384?s=21

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

CharlestheHammer posted:

they said they know about guns and now the thread is bogged down in legal definitions by regulation which honestly doesn’t have much to do with knowing stuff about guns.

like most gun nuts don’t care about what the state legally defined an assault rifle

that is the main thing gun nuts care about in this world my dude

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
gun nuts need to unload their clips into their voting hand

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Yea guys, let's argue about whether to say domestic or not. That's the core of the issue here.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Is there anything buttfucking can't accomplish?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zeroisanumber posted:

Is there anything buttfucking can't accomplish?

babies

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Someone clearly isn't up on their fanfiction

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
this take was a ride all the way to the end
https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1158543567855505409?s=21

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

how do you think the lady got pregnant in the first place, before the babby was turned gay

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


Which 'tribe' is Corbyn from???

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I get real itchy when people start talking about Jews and tribes. Even referring to Jews as "the tribe" implies they're a unique polity separate from the body politic.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

not content with ruining baseball discourse with his nerd bullshit, nate silver proceeded to ruin political discourse by also saying that the only thing that matters there is cold hard numbers and pedantic bullshit

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1158756960138858496

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

IPAs aren't the worst thing the British did with India but they're on the list

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

does nate silver actually not know what domsetic terrorism and international terrorism means

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


He's a busy man, he doesn't have time to look things up

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/westcovinajoe/status/1158517986140966912

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

needs the previous one in that thread too

https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/1158726754980302849?s=20

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Does he think that craft brewers are an ivory tower phenomena?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

at least that's what i screamed at my arraignment

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
And what’s the DEAL with hate crimes? They all seem pretty hateful if you ask me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tulip posted:

Does he think that craft brewers are an ivory tower phenomena?

I mean, craft beers do seem like they’d be in Solomon’s wheelhouse.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 19:03 on Aug 6, 2019

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

(that "Oh Yeah" song from Ferris Beuller intensifies)

https://twitter.com/_Anunnery/status/1158576865453334528

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this is some mueller believer poo poo right here

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



You mean "Day Bow Bow"?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


I'm going to be so goddamn mad if the liberals veer away from going all in on fun conspiracy theories like Soviet brain-melting sound rays in favor of loving numerology, the stats wonk of mental illnesses

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
the hog guy is almost certainly a nazi tho

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Can someone post the original feral hog tweet?

All I have seen is countless reactions to it without seeing the drat thing itself

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

oh yeah no doubt but the idea that the tweets about his normal day of mowing down scores of kamikaze-charging pigs like the Doom guy are secretly about fascist arithmetic is several bridges too far

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

WampaLord posted:

Can someone post the original feral hog tweet?

All I have seen is countless reactions to it without seeing the drat thing itself

https://twitter.com/WillieMcNabb/status/1158045307562856448

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

the hog guy is almost certainly a nazi tho

is that a revelation? he's an idiot on twitter posting about how he needs assault weapons

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/WillieMcNabb/status/1158045307562856448

and here's Vox for some powerful :thunk: analysis

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/8/6/20756162/30-to-50-feral-hogs-meme-assault-weapons-guns-kids

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Thank you

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

it's weird that everyone focused on the impossibility of feral pigs existing because it seems like shooting at pigs in your yard when your children are also playing in your yard is the problem

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