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garbage pundit
Apr 10, 2008

We're on our way home now, duckie!

cargo cult posted:

remember when they found that sarcophagus filled with ancient lich viscera and mummy jenkum and people tried to shotgun it

whatever it takes to get an ancient spirit inside me. take some of the pressure off, ya know.

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Toxic Mental posted:

tfw not getting shot in school is a mood



reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

one time i got asked a question in an interview of "if you were a candy bar what kind of candy bar would you be"

Crunch bar.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

u can't hurt me

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



reignofevil posted:

Crunch bar.

ok but why

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



like if Biden got trapped in the Springfield Mystery Spot with Ozzie Smith I think that would be good

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

getting vaporized by a freedom beacon sounds like a good way to go

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

goddamn I wish Biden would just fuckin disappear into another dimension or something

it would be pretty loving cool if the White House got replaced by the technodrome

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what would a plane know about lanes anyway. planes dont drive on the road idiot

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Slay

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1158834015102783488?s=19

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/1158831988926832642

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Because I'm always working in crunch time!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

What does that mean

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Kurtofan posted:

What does that mean

antifa

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



snoo posted:

wasn't prepared for it because everyone I know who work(s/ed) there said once you got to the second interview it was basically guaranteed and it also wouldn't be more stupid questions but haha, it was more stupid questions that I could barely stammer out answers to

im a loving moron :suicide:

snoo do you want me to call them

i am a lawyer and will tell them to hire you

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



snoo posted:

'you'll hear from us in the next couple of days' = 'gently caress off idiot lmao'

this is actually what I tell people even if I know I'm going to hire them because I have to do stuff with HR before I can make an even informal offer lol

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Actually getting difficult to remember what shooting each tweet is talking about, and they are literally all going through the same motions

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lastgirl posted:

the bar is so low

so so low

its donald trump, most americans could outdebate him because they have coherent thoughts that can be completed in one sentence.

:lol: do you really think that? Trump just counters with "No, you" and the chuds lap that poo poo up

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

in a normal world it would be the violent idiology he held against women

but well...

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Bearjew posted:

snoo do you want me to call them

i am a lawyer and will tell them to hire you

hello 911 they won't hire me I'm sad

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
The best way to beat trump is he starts talking and you just blow a big ol raspberry

Numberwang!!!
Jul 24, 2019

sinnesloeschen posted:

no way

he didnt really say this




did he really say this?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Bananasaurus Rex posted:

in a normal world it would be the violent idiology he held against women

but well...

the new york times and the rest of the mainstream media has made clear that racism and pledging violence against women are viewpoints that must be taken into consideration

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




my 229 pound prez

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1158835289806266368

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

El Paso "the mexican invasion is coming" :byodood: :] *crickets*

Dayton "misogyny is good actually" :byodood: :] this is a worrisome violent ideology because he has political views that were not motivated by this shooting

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




it's incredible

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

just let him go on one of his unhinged rants, wait for him to finish, then look straight at the camera and say something like "fascinating stuff"

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Shear Modulus posted:

one time i got asked a question in an interview of "if you were a candy bar what kind of candy bar would you be"

almond joy

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/Lisahentschel4/status/1158835557092548608?s=20

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




just got the email saying they're not hiring me

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: do you really think that? Trump just counters with "No, you" and the chuds lap that poo poo up

by outdebate, i am talking about americans, not politicians who are beholden to decorum

there are many ways to project strength and make him look like an idiot, we do it all the time here to each other

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Under no circumstances will a company hire a payday bar

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/arielsobelle/status/1158762852020174849

woo censorship

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/realtimwilliams/status/1158754532404469760

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



snoo posted:

just got the email saying they're not hiring me

:(

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

snoo posted:

just got the email saying they're not hiring me

:smith:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

El Paso "the mexican invasion is coming" :byodood: :] *crickets*

Dayton "misogyny is good actually" :byodood: :] this is a worrisome violent ideology because he has political views that were not motivated by this shooting

lol what do you expect from the coplaborators

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
for example, look at joe biden and mike pence's VP debate

all you have to do is be a dismissive jerk with the whole "get a load of this guy" persona going on

and thats what c-spam is

bing bong so simple, debate over, discussion over, easy

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