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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

https://youtu.be/uoxD1117P_0

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



michael cera died


?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
:shrug:

https://twitter.com/mattwhitlockPM/status/1158898225799151617?s=19

Brutakas
Oct 10, 2012

Farewell, marble-dwellers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa_ECS9Jvgk

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

News sites are tripping over each other to Um, Actually feral hogs.

Think 30-50 feral hogs is a joke? Millions more are rampaging across the U.S.
The “30–50 Feral Hogs” Guy Actually Had a Point
If You Think 30-50 Feral Hogs Sounds Bad, Just Wait

And many more. Because obviously the concept of feral hogs is what everyone is laughing about.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔
Help me meme thread, I am trying to find a category of meme consisting of screenshots of humorous or incorrect Google search results. I am not looking for Google search suggestions. They look like this

But the search is just a miscellaneous question, not a celebrity's real name. Does anyone have any examples of these or know what they are called?

Edit: some more googling revealed these are called direct answers, with several articles about actual humorous or incorrect results, but I know it is also a meme to Photoshop even more absurd results

Blackula Vs. Tarantula has a new favorite as of 06:49 on Aug 7, 2019

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs
"So I started to walk into the yard. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on...and as I made my way past the hedge, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or my confederate flag waving overhead, but I tell you, at that moment - I was a Rural American! The hogs were angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! I got about to the swing set and suddenly, the great beasts appeared before me. I tell ya, the sounder was 30 to 50 feral boars if it was a piglet. As if sensing my presence, they let out a great bellow. I said, 'Easy there, fellas!' And then, as I watched them charging, I realized that my kids had only been out playing for about 3 to 5 minutes. From where I was standing I could see directly into the heart of the sounder!"

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Knormal posted:

News sites are tripping over each other to Um, Actually feral hogs.

And many more. Because obviously the concept of feral hogs is what everyone is laughing about.
There are also the people saying "dude was a nazi," because the weirdly specific numbers 30-50 and 3-5 sum to 88 and he's talking about shooting ferals who are coming for his children.

If you think he isn't a nazi, get this: he's a twitter user.

The memes are good though.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/mike_puterbaugh/status/1158513410142801920
https://twitter.com/mike_puterbaugh/status/1158492586228760576
https://twitter.com/slowbeef/status/1158512999474368512
https://twitter.com/Blast_pso/status/1158573366334373893
https://twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1158662719605792768
https://twitter.com/Scambl/status/1158430024258772993

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Knormal posted:

News sites are tripping over each other to Um, Actually feral hogs.

Think 30-50 feral hogs is a joke? Millions more are rampaging across the U.S.
The “30–50 Feral Hogs” Guy Actually Had a Point
If You Think 30-50 Feral Hogs Sounds Bad, Just Wait

And many more. Because obviously the concept of feral hogs is what everyone is laughing about.

Just as the squares were trying to kill the meme with branded tweets along comes the scolds to revitalize it by tut-tutting us.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

from the window
to the wall
thirty to fifty hogs

aw skeet skeet skeet

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful yard?"
You may ask yourself, "Is this rural America?"
And you may ask yourself, "Has it been three minutes? Or five?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God! 30-50 feral hogs!"

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Letting the hogs go by
Knocking my children to the ground
Letting the hogs go by
Grab my gun and go to town

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Well, the hogs start coming and they don't stop coming
30-50 and they're in my yard running

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

CopperHound posted:

Oh, I need to try combining feral hogs with that point where I'm stuck in Monkey Island.

How appropriate, you fight like 30-50 feral hogs

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

cohsae posted:

Well, the hogs start coming and they don't stop coming
30-50 and they're in my yard running

Didn't make sense not to have a gun
Assault Rifle 15 is my favourite one

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Assault krifle 47.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Well, thirty
To fifty hogs before you,
They're in your yard now

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Wild hogs
they trample, bite, and gore you
and all your kids now

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

knees weak, palms are sweaty
feral hogs in his yard already
30-50

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

When the kids in the yard ma
there's a feral hog
there's a feral hog
there's a feral hog

Sax Battler
Jul 31, 2007

Another bloody customs post,
Another fucking foreign coast,
Another set of scars to boast,
We Are The Road Crew.

Feral style

30-50 Hogs Ain't Nuttin ta gently caress Wit
30-50 Hogs Ain't Nuttin ta gently caress Wit
30-50 Hogs Ain't Nuttin ta gently caress Wit

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Food $200
Data $150
Assault weapons $800
Feral hogs $3000-$5000
Yard $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my small kids is dying within 3-5 mins

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Memento posted:

Didn't make sense not to have a gun
Assault Rifle 15 is my favourite one

Actually it's ArmaLard rifle.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

BMX Ninja posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Assault weapons $800
Feral hogs $3000-$5000
Yard $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my small kids is dying within 3-5 mins

Sell the yard. It'll be someone else's problem then.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
SomeBODY once told me
30-50 feral hogs were gonna roll me
I ain't the fastest gun in the west

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

vyelkin posted:

SomeBODY once told me
30-50 feral hogs were gonna roll me
I ain't the fastest gun in the west

:yeah:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

vyelkin posted:

SomeBODY once told me
30-50 feral hogs were gonna roll me
I ain't the fastest gun in the west

He was lookin kind of dumb
With a sign sayin Vote Trump-

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




My kids bring all the hogs to the yard
drat right they're more feral than yours

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

I heard there was a secret yard
Where children played while I stood guard
But you don't really care for rifles, do you?
And after minute third or fifth
30-50 feral pigs
Have broken in and are posing a threat to ya

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
My children can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you, then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of 30-50 feral hogs in the front yard.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Oh I loving love those, I will forever think of Cardi B as Cardigan Backyardigan due to these memes.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
Bart, I don't want to alarm you but

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I. . . I just died in your yard tonight
(Must have been 30-50 feral hogs)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

You can shoot anything you want
3-5 minutes to do anything you want to do

If you have 30-50 feral hogs
you have everything

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
We're no strangers to hogs
You know to shoot, and so do I
30-50 is what I'm thinking of
In 3 to 5 minutes they'll all die

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh (snort)
Yeah, go shoot that piglet
This ar15 is mine, motherfucker!

It's wild fuckin' game
gently caress what you heard!
It's what you hearin' (It's what you hearin')
It's what you hearin' (squealing)
It's what you hearin' (squealing)
It's what you hearin' (squealing)

Hogs gon' give it to ya (gently caress)
gently caress waitn' for them to circle round again
Pigs gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
Click click, standin' on the porch, it's real
With the non-stop pop pop of AR steel
Fifty hog, getting busy with it (or thirty)
But I cut such a huge swath
That I'll make a mother piggy wonder if it even worth it (Yeah)
drat right, and I'll shoot 'em again (Yeah)
'Cause I am right so I murk the pig (squee squee squee)
Count piggies at least thirty (gently caress)
But no matter how many pigs I waste this minute
I'll see more in another three (or five)
My kids never want for nothing (Uh, uh, uh)
But their life saved, from pigs, I light up erry day (Give up)
I'm getting down, down like a nigga said "Freeze!" (Uh)
But won't be the one squealing on his knees
Kids, please
the only thing my kids did
Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker!

Potato Salad has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Aug 7, 2019

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Children gathered in the grasses
Watch as 3-5 minutes passes
Feral minds come from the forest
Sing their raucus hoggy chorus
In the field my children running
Can't escape the war hogs' cunning
30-50 hogs break through
What's a rural man to do
(oh Lord, yeah)

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