Trump 954: TOP SECRET DISCLOSURE -- President Poopys in His Pants (may god ruin him)

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A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

dads friend steve posted:

it�s extremely relevant information

it was a trip back when learn that other countries drivers can have interactions with cops where they dont have to be terrified into complete submission.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:07

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:30

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1159159468367720448

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:07

garbage pundit: Apr 10, 2008; We're on our way home now, duckie!

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1159098567719575553

Interrogator: Void.
Jeb: Void.
Interrogator: Have you ever been in an institution? Void.
Jeb: Void.
Interrogator: Do they keep you in a void? Void.
Jeb: Void.
Interrogator: When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Void.
Jeb: Void.
Interrogator: Filled.
Jeb: Filled.
Interrogator: (darker than before) What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Filled.
Jeb hesitates.
Jeb: Filled.
TMRPU, watching from his office, sees an anomaly detected.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:09

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:09

ChristsDickWorship: Dec 7, 2004; Annihilate your demons

WarMECH posted:

green shirt guy should be invited to every presidential debate and broadcast picture in picture live

so the new Ken Bone is Alex Kack?

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:11

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol yeah

dude had his hands up, went for his gun and then put his hands back up when he started getting shot like he was doing some CHUD Macarena lmfaooo

Rubellavator posted:

Does this dude have a name

lavoy infinite cum and yeah if you watch his youtube videos he was pretty clearly priming himself to become a martyr and wanted to die. his videos talk a lot about how people have to be willing to make a sacrifice to stop the government (that was also paying him to work foster kids like ranch hands)

he wasnt a smart man and he as some kind of sovcit. here is one of my favorite summations of his videos:

quote:

Here�s the Cliff Notes version of Mr. Finicum�s video. Rights are established by three actions: claim, use, defend. Analogy given: You are first in line at the DMV, you say loudly that you are first in line and fight with anyone who challenges your place in line. (Although he doesn�t touch on what happens when you lose the challenge, we can presume that the �winner� gets the place in line). Otherwise known as �might makes right�. Finicum states that this �might makes right� doctrine precedes the Constitution in the form of some vague natural law (aka �brute force�). All of this doctrine is consistent with how the Native Americans were treated by settlers. They failed to defend with sufficient strength and lost their rights. Finicum�s beef (pun intended) is that a claimant of superior strength, the federal government, is now taking his �rights�. Finicum is essentially whining about being on the losing end of his own cherished doctrine (and, oddly, invoking the Constitution which he has just declared is not the source of his rights). Then there is the specious argument that introducing a foreign animal to the environment so it can utilize what is perceived to be an underused resource, grass, grants the rancher and his foreign livestock rights which supersede those people who had been in line for thousands of years and have a different view of the use of the resource. This is as logical as a saying that a coal company can simply claim Finicum�s ranch and exploit the coal underneath it by a: claiming it, b: using it and c: defending it. By Finicum�s logic, anyone with a big enough stick can take his land to use for whatever purpose they want, as long as their stick is big enough.

Finicum�s �claim, use and defend� is a painfully simplistic maxim for a long bygone era of cavemen and medieval kings and is antithetical to American values, the Constitution, rule of law, etc.

Salute!

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:11

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/abeaujon/status/1159082595990290436

lmao

https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E09/AVvBMPR2ARrIZn2RNQEq9kTLs_I=.mp4

univbee has issued a correction as of 19:15 on Aug 7, 2019

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:13

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

lmao
https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1159162884695478272?s=19

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:13

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Destroy My Sweater posted:

it gone

I think pooky took down the tweet scraper otherwise I'd fetch a screenshot

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:15

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

WarMECH posted:

green shirt guy should be invited to every presidential debate and broadcast picture in picture live

I can't wait for Sexy Green Shirt Guy Halloween costumes this year

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:15

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

cumshitter posted:

lavoy infinite cum and yeah if you watch his youtube videos he was pretty clearly priming himself to become a martyr and wanted to die. his videos talk a lot about how people have to be willing to make a sacrifice to stop the government (that was also paying him to work foster kids like ranch hands)

he wasnt a smart man and he as some kind of sovcit. here is one of my favorite summations of his videos:

dude must have been an intense person to go to any theme park with

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:17

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Buck Wildman posted:

dude must have been an intense person to go to any theme park with

theme parks tend to have metal detectors and don�t allow guns so I�m guessing he would be too scared to go there

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:19

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

forums are dyin'

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:19

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1159160228459556864

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:21

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1159160228459556864

someone please indulge his paranoid fantasy

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:22

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1159160228459556864

wow, gun nuts are paranoid? learn something new every day

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:23

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lmao
https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1159162884695478272?s=19

But sir why should the President avoid the area where there was just a shooting fueled by racial hatred?

Well uh

You see uh

the uh . . . local businesses

yeah that's it the businesses don't like him

can't risk upsetting business

The reporter nods. "Number gotta go up!"

The mayor smiles. "up uP UP!"

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:23

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

pre-op bebop posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1159159468367720448

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:25

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

today i thought about the binghamton mass shooting of 2009.

i lived right down the road. haha. like 1.3 miles away. it was a strange day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binghamton_shootings

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:25

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FAUXTON posted:

someone please indulge his paranoid fantasy

I am absolutely not paranoid, I say as I sweep and clear every room in my house every time I come back home and always keep a mental, tactical map of the suspicious (read: brown) people around me in public like I'm on 24.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:25

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1159160228459556864

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:26

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

BONGHITZ posted:

today i thought about the binghamton mass shooting of 2009.

i lived right down the road. haha. like 1.3 miles away. it was a strange day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binghamton_shootings

soon enough we'll all have similar memories

ah yes, the mass shooting of 2025, i remember it well, it was at my local arby's

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:26

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

RoboFrance_29 posted:

*CRACK*s to the left of me
*PING*in' to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with TURPM

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:27

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

pre-op bebop posted:

soon enough we'll all have similar memories

ah yes, the mass shooting of 2025, i remember it well, it was at my local arby's

No, not that one...no, not that one either...no, the 3:15 PM one, not the 3:14 PM one.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:28

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Buck Wildman posted:

Can i get the ever growing ironicat to replace this one

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:30

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

Does someone have the gif of green shirt laughing?

I need it but I cannot find it.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:30

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Eventually the headlines will read "ACTIVE SHOOTER NOT REPORTED IN BOWLING GREEN FOR ONCE." and the Onion will publish multiple People Breathe Sigh Of Relief In Only Nation Where This Doesn't Regularly Happen stories.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:30

Guiness13: Feb 17, 2007; The best angel of all.

pre-op bebop posted:

soon enough we'll all have similar memories

ah yes, the mass shooting of 2025, i remember it well, it was at my local arby's

lol, like there'll be only one that year

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:30

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Topps is going to have collectible trading cards of all the mass shootings

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:31

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

satrign 2 think this Trump guy... not so good

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:31

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pre-op bebop posted:

soon enough we'll all have similar memories

ah yes, the mass shooting of 2025, i remember it well, it was at my local arby's

docbeard posted:

No, not that one...no, not that one either...no, the 3:15 PM one, not the 3:14 PM one.

has there ever been a franchise serial killer? like didnt shoot up specifically blonde women or hobos or gays or any other demographic like that, just really hated some store and shot up them?

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:31

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

pre-op bebop posted:

soon enough we'll all have similar memories

ah yes, the mass shooting of 2025, i remember it well, it was at my local arby's

wut did u order?

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:32

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Topps is going to have collectible trading cards of all the mass shootings

mass shooting commemorative pogs

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:32

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i've seen a few open carry morons in walmart over the years and they always steam me because they look less deadeye marshal on the hunt for the wingham gang and more guy who gets real mad in traffic

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:32

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

BONGHITZ posted:

today i thought about the binghamton mass shooting of 2009.

i lived right down the road. haha. like 1.3 miles away. it was a strange day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binghamton_shootings

quote:

THE FiRST I WANT TO SAY SORRY I KNOW A LiTTLE ENGLiSH I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ALL OF THiS. OF COURSE YOU NEED TO KNOW WHY I SHOOTING? BECAUSE UNDERCOVER COP GAVE ME A LOT OF rear end DURiNG EiGHTEEN YEARS.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:32