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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

neutral milf hotel posted:

:hai:


lol it's now the "Strong Daddy Trump willed me to do it" Defence

trumo is in my head and he's telling me to shitpost. I can't resist him

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




We hurtle ever forwards towards an uncertain future with the speed and tenacity of a Griffin Door. As Ron Wiener himself put it: Runcle Plompkins, Harry! Runcle Plompkins as far as the geet and crubler. Muggles boggles wuggles troggles.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

Oil and gas are literally performing like garbage right now.
The carbon bubble is real and strong my friends and will probably cause the final crisis

I got a methane bubble that will cause a small child or animal to faint

:hb:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

its happening

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

I mean, your time in this world will be over when you die either way and you shouldn't spend every waking hour fretting over it

so what if it happens to come 30 years earlier due to the climate apocalypse

kinda sucks about all the kids tho. but my kids seem alright, maybe they'll have a shot of leading one of tne gangs in their mad max hellscape

People who write poo poo like this should openly be treated as wreckers and sent to a gulag

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

In the billboard game, this is exactly like the 2016 Republican line up. Everyone who is grifting has billboards loving everywhere in Iowa, but can't break 2% even here

Front runners have real campaigns that are incessantly calling and texting me.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Bernie: "Yes...ha ha ha...Yes!"

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Not a Children posted:

He's setting up to blame the fed for the oncoming recession

Farmers in Michigan already took a hit with the wet spring weather. Now the farmers who did manage to plant are watching the crops go nowhere because of trump's tariffs. Michigan farmers are filing for bankruptcy. If it's bad here it's bad everywhere.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I've had it up to here with weepy climate cuck takes

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Farmers in Michigan already took a hit with the wet spring weather. Now the farmers who did manage to plant are watching the crops go nowhere because of trump's tariffs. Michigan farmers are filing for bankruptcy. If it's bad here it's bad everywhere.

are they gonna make it to next year to vote TRUMP tho?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

I've had it up to here with weepy climate cuck takes

*extremely c-spam voice* lol look at this loving liberal who thinks anything good will ever happen like it does in his Harry Potter books

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Farmers in Michigan already took a hit with the wet spring weather. Now the farmers who did manage to plant are watching the crops go nowhere because of trump's tariffs. Michigan farmers are filing for bankruptcy. If it's bad here it's bad everywhere.

they knew what they were getting into

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i guess its fine to kill literally everyone on earth. i mean... its not like im gonna live forever, right?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Trump's approval rating among US farmers is still above 50%.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


punchymcpunch posted:

i guess its fine to kill literally everyone on earth. i mean... its not like im gonna live forever, right?

Planet’s going to take care of that for us in a few decades.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

People who write poo poo like this should openly be treated as wreckers and sent to a gulag

sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Farmers in Michigan already took a hit with the wet spring weather. Now the farmers who did manage to plant are watching the crops go nowhere because of trump's tariffs. Michigan farmers are filing for bankruptcy. If it's bad here it's bad everywhere.

We should return that land to native forest and grassland if it's providing nothing but an export cash crop that's evidently not super important to anyone but grifting farmers.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bethamphetamine posted:

Trump's approval rating among US farmers is still above 50%.

Yhey are really racist.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bethamphetamine posted:

Trump's approval rating among US farmers is still above 50%.

they just love biting that pillow

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it

No not you bud

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

shovelbum posted:

We should return that land to native forest and grassland if it's providing nothing but an export cash crop that's evidently not super important to anyone but grifting farmers.

number of tree go up

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I’m glad the world is dying.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

*extremely c-spam voice* lol look at this loving liberal who thinks anything good will ever happen like it does in his Harry Potter books

those books taught a generation that you can be a smug piece of poo poo and gently caress and no matter what happens, some bearded old rear end in a top hat will put his thumb on the scale to make sure you win and

wait was harry potter right

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Elect me president and I will salt every midwest farmers' earth.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Read a great article this morning saying we are gonna run out of food soon, cool

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ashmole posted:

Read a great article this morning saying we are gonna run out of food soon, cool

eat the rich

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Like probably all agriculture in Michigan involves less cash than a single tech company tosses around casually.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



agriculture was a big mistake

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

Trump's approval rating among US farmers is still above 50%.

the "farmers" are all rich as gently caress and will continue to take their socialist bail outs while never voting for a socialist candidate

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

sustain yourself on feral hogs and silos full of rotting unexportable soybeans

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1159463722534035456

Jared Kushner is one of the dumbest people on earth.

This makes a lot of sense once you realize that they're operating under the assumption that everyone is as corrupt and self serving as they are

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

We hurtle ever forwards towards an uncertain future with the speed and tenacity of a Griffin Door. As Ron Wiener himself put it: Runcle Plompkins, Harry! Runcle Plompkins as far as the geet and crubler. Muggles boggles wuggles troggles.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

fits my needs posted:

are they gonna make it to next year to vote TRUMP tho?

Of course, they will. They may be destitute, but why stop Doahld Tump's economic miracle now?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

That's my only platform position. I will poison their livestock, ruin their land for any use but solar and wind power, and execute their children and grandchildren in front of them.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

punchymcpunch posted:

i guess its fine to kill literally everyone on earth. i mean... its not like im gonna live forever, right?

death crew vs day crew

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

fantastic hogs and how to shoot them

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1159479889214394368?s=19
Lmao whoops we gotta fire the entire FBI for being terrible at everything

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Ashes to ashes
Tram to trpum

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