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Maybe with a Dune tv series when the hero does a genocide people would be less shocked since he’s literally had prophetic dreams of leading a genocidal war the entire series. I still like the idea of 2000 year old Bran as a tree-human hybrid with an endless series of Tirion clones. (Or Drogo, since, you know) Liquid Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Maybe with a Dune tv series when the hero does a genocide people would be less shocked since he’s literally had prophetic dreams of leading a genocidal war the entire series. Buzzfeed clickbait writers: which hero do we hate to root for more: Walter White or Paul Maud'dib? I mean like the idea of the three-eyed raven/bran becoming an all-knowing godlike being is really cool, they just didn't build it up at all. The Dune Saga gives a nice blueprint for that buildup. I wonder if GRRM got the idea of the three-eyed-raven from Herbert.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 22:30 |
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magic cactus posted:Honestly, Dune would be way better as a Game of Thrones style prestige TV series imo. Having it be a couple of seasons worth would allow you to really get a feel for the world and the political intrigue. I'm not sure a two hour movie is a good format for such a narratively dense work. But from what I remember, the dude doing cinematography is the same guy from Blade Runner, so if nothing else it'll be pretty to look at. We legit had 10 pages talking about this less than 100 pages back. smh
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 22:41 |
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This has been the best thread in GBS for at least 365 days.
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 01:36 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:I'd pay a good deal of money for Sim Sietch Imagine the smell
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 01:54 |
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etalian posted:Imagine the smell It's like the miasma mechanic in dwarf fortress, but instead of making you sick, it just gives you a good mood (smells of home). Now that I think about it, why the hell has nobody done a Dune mod for df.
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Temaukel posted:It's like the miasma mechanic in dwarf fortress, but instead of making you sick, it just gives you a good mood (smells of home). Now that I think about it, why the hell has nobody done a Dune mod for df.
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 11:45 |
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but for Sietch Tabr. Inhale a perfect mix of desert cinnamon and zesty rear end crack along with fresh orgy fluid and stillsuit thighpads. A floral bouquet of salt, feces, and human filth completes this invigorating and pungent fragrance from Dune's bountiful cave regions beyond the shield wall.
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:33 |
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kiimo posted:
Okay now do one for Sietch Tabr.
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:23 |
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haha
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:28 |
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hey, wtf Michigan doesn't have any desert.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 02:29 |
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In the winter, it's an ice wasteland. Pretty similar.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:16 |
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There's that "how rich the odours of your sietch" scene where Jessica declares that she can sense through smell that the sietch produces its own plastics and chemical explosives. But it was almost certainly just the smell of spice-fed un-showered desert-dwellers.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:23 |
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When fremen women talk dirty do they go on about how dry their pussy is
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:37 |
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priznat posted:When fremen women talk dirty do they go on about how dry their pussy is Lol gross but I think it would be more risque to tell your lover that you are inefficiently moist for them It's like a wind trap down there whoo boy I'm gonna destroy your sandtrout tonight
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:51 |
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from the best to worst gbs thread in just two posts
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:53 |
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It is said of Muad'dib that once when he saw a thread trying to grow between two posters, he moved one of the posters. Later, when the thread was seen to be flourishing, he covered it with the remaining priznat. "That was its fate," he explained.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:55 |
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Fish Speaker more like squish leaker
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 05:01 |
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BIG MEATY SHITS posted:It is said of Muad'dib that once when he saw a thread trying to grow between two posters, he moved one of the posters. Later, when the thread was seen to be flourishing, he covered it with the remaining priznat. "That was its fate," he explained. bi-la kaifa
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 05:37 |
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Threads do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation. It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague shitposting.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 05:51 |
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BIG MEATY SHITS posted:from the best to worst gbs thread in just two posts
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 06:04 |
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Tree Bucket posted:There's that "how rich the odours of your sietch" scene where Jessica declares that she can sense through smell that the sietch produces its own plastics and chemical explosives. But it was almost certainly just the smell of spice-fed un-showered desert-dwellers. a prudish editor cut the scene where she confronts stilgar with her deduction and he solemnly responds "it is true, in fact i am making some chemical explosives right now" and then lifts one leg captain morgan style to rip a huge fart
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 06:54 |
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Dune 2 was better than Starcraft 2, change my mind.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 10:48 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Dune 2 was better than Starcraft 2, change my mind. Years later, Dune 2 came out and my college roommate introduced me to it. We played it all day in our own rooms one Saturday when we finally came up for a dinner break. We turned on the TV and coincidentally the Lynch movie was playing! We finished watching it and went back downstairs to play the game. The Dune 2 video game led me to the Lynch movie which finally generated enough interest for me to try the book again. I think I consumed the series within a year or two. And years later I was still interested enough to try the @DuneAuthor dreck. And read this thread here. So yes, Dune 2 > StarCraft 2.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Dune 2 was better than Starcraft 2, change my mind. The game that created the RTS genre is better than the game that killed the RTS genre, seems like a no-brainer to me
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 15:25 |
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Dune movie or Dune TV show is great and all but Dune musical when?
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 15:38 |
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time for somebody to mix the cats trailer to the dune trailer
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:30 |
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priznat posted:When fremen women talk dirty do they go on about how dry their pussy is Can you blame them have you ever seen Fremen porn
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:The game that created the RTS genre is better than the game that killed the RTS genre, seems like a no-brainer to me the power to destroy a thing is absolute control over it
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Doc Hawkins posted:the power to destroy a thing is absolute control over it but control over a thing is such a bother, i am LAZY and just want to play Dune 2 ffs
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 22:33 |
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I watched Lynch's Dune on a whim a couple months ago, but was pretty drunk and not totally paying attention. Then in the bookstore this week I saw a display with the Dune books and was like "Hey I should probably give this thing a shot." I'm like halfway through the book now and I'm having an experience not entirely unlike Paul, where I sort of know what's going to happen, in bits and pieces, but I have no idea how I'm going to get there.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:24 |
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Cronodoculous posted:I watched Lynch's Dune on a whim a couple months ago, but was pretty drunk and not totally paying attention. Then in the bookstore this week I saw a display with the Dune books and was like "Hey I should probably give this thing a shot." I'm like halfway through the book now and I'm having an experience not entirely unlike Paul, where I sort of know what's going to happen, in bits and pieces, but I have no idea how I'm going to get there. I mean, this is pretty much the standard experience of reading Dune anyways?
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, this is pretty much the standard experience of reading Dune anyways? Yep. Then you're left having arrived at the end not really knowing what the bits and pieces were that brought you there.
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Enkmar posted:Dune movie or Dune TV show is great and all but Dune musical when? Finally, someone else who really wants to see the extremely ironic performance of Walk Without Rhythm
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:35 |
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From the liner notes of the only issue of Dune LP. Becoming Usul See the weird knife in my hand See the crys knife in my hand I'm going to teach these men the weirding way But first... ...i got to kill this man (chorus) Kill, kill Jamis! kill, kill, kill Jamis! become what was foretold let your desert dream unfold! Thufir's secret Paul, this work, we've hidden it from you Paul, your skills, you need to follow through Your mind's been honed since you were but a tot Now you're a man - time to become... ...a meEeEeEeEentat Old friends You young pup, You young pup, slay Harkonnen with me - ratatatat! Gurney man, Gurney man, way ahead of you as to the... ...HarkonneEeEeEeeeen Barron's teachings Feyd, lovely Feyd, You fail to understand Us leaving Dune's a ploy, To kill the Atreides We have a big surprise For Duke and all his men, A traitor in their midst, Who no one would suspect None will be the wiser, when we return to power First I'll send the Beast to squeeze them dryyyyyy Soon your part will come, my lovely boooooy But now, kill all your dirty whores!
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 09:26 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:
The first two lines work really well with the start of Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 11:37 |
spice is not blue or orange or brown or purple it's all of those and it fluoresces so it looks different in different situations
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 12:05 |
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The Colour Out Of Spice
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# ? Aug 9, 2019 12:17 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:spice is not blue or orange or brown or purple So you're saying its like a melange of colors & lights?
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Heretics of Dune posted:Once more, Odrade found herself precipitated forward and down into an unknown. Her light tumbled with her, its beam rolling over and over. She saw mounds of dark reddish brown in front of her. Cinnamon filled her nostrils.
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