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oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

This is the exact tweet I thought of to refute the original, erroneous post.

Truly a bad snipe. Let me fix this.

oh dope fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Aug 8, 2019

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Creamed Cormp posted:

don't posts fashs tia

content:



fake edit : don't even bother with oh-so-witty Alex Jones jokes and think of something original for once

For the glues, it's all lost its feeling. Just outta habit these days really

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oh dope posted:

This is the exact tweet I thought of to refute the original, erroneous post.

Truly a bad snipe. Let me fix this.



reminds me of this classic:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

rodbeard posted:

My cat likes to sleep like this.



Your cat is obese.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

LifeSunDeath posted:

reminds me of this classic:


when i was a boy collecting baseball cards, this is the only card i ever wanted. now that i am an old man and i know that all of that collecting was worthless, its still the only card i want.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
My dog's reading the thread over my shoulder and she's low-key growling and huffing at every dog-post and it's making me feel very #blessed

It's okay puppy, it's a tv-dog

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ABC7Veronica/status/1159257677190422528

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Burt Sexual posted:

People are sending me prostate pms rn, wtf is going on?!

Your prostate so big it registered an account.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


crunchytacosupreme posted:

It was my dog’s birthday


What did you get him/her??? Besides the hat of course

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Machete is the realest dude in hollywood. I heard Robert Rodriguez saw a family crawling out of an overturned car, so he turned around and hit them again, and that's where the idea for Death-proof came from.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I heard Machete once scared a toddler so hard his grandmother came back to life to rescue him.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I heard that Machete is the same Uncle Machete from the Spy Kids movies, and that's blessed as hell

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I heard that Machete is the same Uncle Machete from the Spy Kids movies, and that's blessed as hell

This is indeed canonical, as Robert Rodriguez helmed both projects.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Need this as a wallpaper please.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

LifeSunDeath posted:

Machete is the realest dude in hollywood. I heard Robert Rodriguez saw a family crawling out of an overturned car, so he turned around and hit them again, and that's where the idea for Death-proof came from.

Quentin Tarantino directed Death Proof 😉

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/SavageMemeHUB/status/1159252181037592576

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I was on set once with Trejo and we all went out to dinner. He is legit the nicest guy I’ve ever met and his stories are amazing.

Best part about him was we were at a Mexican restaurant in Pensacola. Every single member of the staff and their family (who were all coming in to see him) asked for a picture and an autograph. Every single time he stood up, introduced himself, got their name, autograph and photo whatever. Just the biggest pro you’ve ever met.

End of the night he picks up the tab for the cast and tips so well the waitress hugs him and starts crying.

“Hey, it’s no problem man, thank snickers.”

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Awww he's definitely on the list of Hollywood people I want to meet. I did meet Crispin Glover once and he was badass, absolutely terrifying on stage, and then super nice to talk to after his show was done. Hella cool guy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FizFashizzle posted:

I was on set once with Trejo and we all went out to dinner. He is legit the nicest guy I’ve ever met and his stories are amazing.

Best part about him was we were at a Mexican restaurant in Pensacola. Every single member of the staff and their family (who were all coming in to see him) asked for a picture and an autograph. Every single time he stood up, introduced himself, got their name, autograph and photo whatever. Just the biggest pro you’ve ever met.

End of the night he picks up the tab for the cast and tips so well the waitress hugs him and starts crying.

“Hey, it’s no problem man, thank snickers.”

which place was it? Anyway everyone I've ever heard mention him even in passing says he's great

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Milo and POTUS posted:

which place was it? Anyway everyone I've ever heard mention him even in passing says he's great

Like if you’re coming from the beach it’s rigjt after the second bridge. Not the one with the toll booth. It the one that arcs around.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1159242809897050112?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3X8ifnz5cw

Lodin fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Aug 8, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

We Know Catheters posted:

Quentin Tarantino directed Death Proof 😉

I know I know, was a little hung over this AM, was thinking of grindhouse, just said gently caress it.

totally unrelated:
Also I've heard from family friends who was a PA on a Gordon Ramsay show that he's an extremely nice guy. I've gotten my girlfriend all into the British kitchen nightmares and it's hilarious how on that show he's genuinely helping people become better, but the American version he's just there to scream and piss people off...I hate American reality television.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

sassassin posted:

Your cat is obese.

He's on a diet. He was fat when we adopted him.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This slaps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNLd9nyDJIU

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Probably literally blessed.

Sound on if you care.

https://i.imgur.com/8jXY7m6.gifv

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


oh dope posted:

This is the exact tweet I thought of to refute the original, erroneous post.

Truly a bad snipe. Let me fix this.





uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIPF8oeW5RY

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀

LifeSunDeath posted:

I know I know, was a little hung over this AM, was thinking of grindhouse, just said gently caress it.

totally unrelated:
Also I've heard from family friends who was a PA on a Gordon Ramsay show that he's an extremely nice guy. I've gotten my girlfriend all into the British kitchen nightmares and it's hilarious how on that show he's genuinely helping people become better, but the American version he's just there to scream and piss people off...I hate American reality television.


I’ve heard he is nice privately but an absolute badtard professionally

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Collapsing Farts posted:

I’ve heard he is nice privately but an absolute badtard professionally

I think it may be an cultural thing. Him being a bastard professionally in a British setting probably completely misses American audiences because the insults are different

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
very well trained boys

https://i.imgur.com/6aMn1Ju.mp4

the fuckin tails

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

bring back old gbs posted:

very well trained boys

https://i.imgur.com/6aMn1Ju.mp4

the fuckin tails

This is so awesome. Utterly surreal how still they are.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bring back old gbs posted:

very well trained boys

https://i.imgur.com/6aMn1Ju.mp4

the fuckin tails

still boys, e: just got to the end hahaha, this rules.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
On first watch I was like: Did... did he clip and leave them with only one ear, for some sort of hunting advantage?:argh: But it's just what they do I guess, you can clearly see the smaller one closest to cameraman tucking his back

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
optimal sensor distribution when listening for the cjip signal

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

bring back old gbs posted:

very well trained boys

https://i.imgur.com/6aMn1Ju.mp4

the fuckin tails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

DandyLion posted:

This is so awesome. Utterly surreal how still they are.

Reminds me of that inside-out dragon illusion

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Phy posted:

Reminds me of that inside-out dragon illusion



Which, in turn, reminds me of the T-Rex illusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Pretty cool but have you all seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Last Chance posted:

Pretty cool but have you all seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

kinda reminds me of this

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Last Chance posted:

Pretty cool but have you all seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

Holy poo poo is that a nip slip on the first page!?!

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