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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.
If you don't repost this in 5 other threads I will fly into your kitchen
tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

really put it on a regal~ :dare:





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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
my father in law ran a potato crew for years and years and if he's had a beer or two and you say the wrong thing about potatoes it goes down a rabbit hole fast

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

MysteriousStranger posted:

Dersh is pretty much the least powerful and least rich of all the people implicated so far, if there is going to be a fall guy it's going to be the Dersh

I don't think there will be a fall guy, aside from Epstein. It's just gonna be painted as this sprawling super-villain type scheme by Epstein and all these rich guys were unwittingly swept up in it just due to the circles Epstein was running in.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Schnorkles posted:

my father in law ran a potato crew for years and years and if he's had a beer or two and you say the wrong thing about potatoes it goes down a rabbit hole fast

Good, Potatoes are God's Chosen Food

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I finally got around to posting the ukraine thread and put way too little effort into it but this is cspam

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

:yooge: Folks, we love gun reform. Melt down the small guns and reform them into bigger guns. The biggest!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



MysteriousStranger posted:

Dersh is pretty much the least powerful and least rich of all the people implicated so far, if there is going to be a fall guy it's going to be the Dersh

yeh and he knows it

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

i love nj more than anybody but the entire state is a stinking dump and anyone who would leave for that reason is a coward

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/1159840843391332353?s=19

gotem

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

my father in law ran a potato crew for years and years and if he's had a beer or two and you say the wrong thing about potatoes it goes down a rabbit hole fast

baked potatoes are better when they're cooked in the microwave rather than the oven

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Schnorkles posted:

potato crew

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Flavius Aetass posted:

baked potatoes are better when they're cooked in the microwave rather than the oven

Usually its easier to control how cooked they are. Crispy skin because of olive oil and salt is delightful and you don't get it in the microwave, but much easier to blast the outer ring of the potato in the oven

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


Biden is trying his best to be a smarter trump.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Nae! posted:

i love nj more than anybody but the entire state is a stinking dump and anyone who would leave for that reason is a coward

Jokes on you I live in the part of the state with farms and Olympian murderers.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




wouldnt this mean hes unbeatable

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

please keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

did he protect their market????

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
lol jokes on u heron

i dont even own any pots or pans

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1159840441862197253?s=20

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Flavius Aetass posted:

baked potatoes are better when they're cooked in the microwave rather than the oven

>(

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


lmao our president is drunk racist guy #4 at the townie bar

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

our very fine FIRST RESPONDERS should have grabbed the gunman by the pussy for he himself was a pussy

its time to end the patriarchy imo

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So the three people implicated from this unsealed deposition I'm reading are apparently Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and prince Andrew and is based off of a girl who was on video with Espstein

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

lmbo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



beta o'wrong should be quiet while the big dogs are barking aroooo

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
gently caress YOU KLASFELD STOP READING MY pOSTS

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Don’t gently caress with owls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ol4rbYPYQc

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
trump looking extra piss piggy this AM in front of his public speaking helicopter engines

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
There's a cheque mark by this one because it's not completely accurate:



She clarifies why she marked it as inaccurate is she's not sure if Trump didn't have sex with underage girls and she only heard that Trump had said that to Epstein through someone else

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I know the movie Hard Candy is supposed to be morally ambiguous and you're not supposed to leave it feeling good about anything or anyone.

But if somebody could Hard Candy Alan Dershowitz that would be great.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1159842884704563201

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




colachute posted:

how uh...

how would this work

they advise against travel to the us because of gun violence?? well we send the ol usmc over and advise non-marine americans not to go because of an outbreak of gun violence

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

so now he's encouraging them to go all the way to martyr

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

my father in law ran a potato crew for years and years and if he's had a beer or two and you say the wrong thing about potatoes it goes down a rabbit hole fast

a plane married to a potato!! wowo!!!!!

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