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Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

MikeCrotch posted:

Look at all these liars talking about "fuel poverty" don't they know that you can burn poo poo for heat

can't poo poo if you can't eat

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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Jose posted:

for any americans wondering the french fish in UK waters because the UK sold fishing rights to them lol

Any time you hear someone complaining about something those dastardly Euros either did or didn't do to her maj's glorious empire, 9 times out of 10 the answer is "we did it ourselves" or "we could have done that but we didn't because of some good reason". See also: tighter controls on immigration (perfectly possible as part of the EU, we chose not to) and the packaging of kippers that bojo was banging on about a few weeks ago.

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
Poverty talk is always one of those subjects to avoid because you know at least 70% of your work colleagues have an opinion that amounts to "they can be mentally ill but they chose to not take social housing"

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Blurred posted:

can't poo poo if you can't eat

Sounds to me like they can't be bothered to solve their own problems then

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

perhaps the Event from Mitchell and Webb was the real brexit all along

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
Not being English it took me a while to realise a thing like Brexit could be possible until the day I talked to some folk I knew and they confessed the idea sounded nice because they weren't an homogenous identity like the rest of europe.. and I was like, i was punched once for calling an irish english and what the heck you think europe even is?

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Brexit Means Brexit But Also A Lack of Food.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
If this was the 90s, you'd have Xtreme Brexit.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


ChaseSP posted:

Brexit Means Brexit But Also A Lack of Food.

But I was told there would be adequate food

better see if the cspam emergency food fund is still up

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

ChaseSP posted:

Brexit Means Brexit But Also A Lack of Food.

MAGA??! more like MEGA

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Make
England
Great
Again

(by crashing the economy)

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Viruswithshoes posted:

MAGA??! more like MEGA

pronounced meega

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Viruswithshoes posted:

Make
England
Great
Again

(by crashing the economy)

AFAIK the original phrase actually was "Make Britain Great Again!, because, you know, Great Britain and all

Then Americans just had to add a dumbass acronym to an already insipid phrase as usual.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

perhaps the Event from Mitchell and Webb was the real brexit all along

sorry but this is the only mitchell & webb bit that is 💯% real and true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKi1_rVuVU

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Honest Thief posted:

Not being English it took me a while to realise a thing like Brexit could be possible until the day I talked to some folk I knew and they confessed the idea sounded nice because they weren't an homogenous identity like the rest of europe.. and I was like, i was punched once for calling an irish english and what the heck you think europe even is?

The English are a bad people. Like not individually but culturally. England needs to be broken into counties so an English identity is no longer a thing. This would solve everything. Just not being defined as 'English' would fix their brains.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Who of you emailed the guardian about my flat???

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Carrying on the newest British tradition, the unsealed Epstein docs out Prince Andrew as a pædophile(I'm trying to spell it like you weirdos do, don't hate)

https://twitter.com/mpgstuart/status/1159850846915616769

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1159830107776790533?s=19

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

pathetic little tramp posted:

Carrying on the newest British tradition, the unsealed Epstein docs out Prince Andrew as a pædophile(I'm trying to spell it like you weirdos do, don't hate)

https://twitter.com/mpgstuart/status/1159850846915616769

english people, hope you're on a vpn as we're going to be committing a lot of lese majeste for a while over here

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the english only have like 3 months left anyway

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
So Tony Blair is confirmed for nonce now right

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T3OwB6mARI

i put this in the probation reason but this should really just be the background playing on loop for this thread

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Viruswithshoes posted:

MAGA??! more like MEGA

Make England Gaunt Again. :hundi:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

MikeCrotch posted:

So Tony Blair is confirmed for nonce now right

It's either blair or ehud barak

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Opening my dictionary, slamming it down triumphantly STARVATION MEANS DEAD! check-loving-mate you lefty cucks.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


yeah, just like electrocution, which is why no one ever uses that word to mean "experiencing electricity not to the point of death"

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Brexmantics.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

starve harder ffs, you are embarrassing us here

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



:q:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

its quite a slow news day so where are all the articles about prince andrew hanging out with epstein?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jel Shaker posted:

its quite a slow news day so where are all the articles about prince andrew hanging out with epstein?

american press doesn't care about the royals and the british are too cowardly to publish anything

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah it took parisian paparazzi to bring a royal down, british ones will never manage it

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
holy gently caress

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Actually only royalty can kill other royalty

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there is a conspiracy theory that the first time epstein got arrested had nothing to do with the victims going to police and was basically MI5 telling the american alphabet agencies to make him go away because of prince andrew. Seems like the kind of thing Mueller would do and he was in charge of the FBI at the time I think and didn't the FBI claim epstein was an intelligence asset?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah it took parisian paparazzi to bring a royal down, british ones will never manage it

pfft she wasn't a real royal and the queen ordered her killed anyway

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
is andrew the next in line for the throne because king nonce would be too on the nose for pedo island

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's nowhere near it. wiki tells me he's 8th

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if the economy only shrank by .2 percent it tells me y'all arent fleeing the island fast enough

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jose posted:

he's nowhere near it. wiki tells me he's 8th

looking at that, if charles dies before liz wouldn't it jump to andrew

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