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Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Experience love

Have really good ice cream

Listen to "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins as much as possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeDMnyQzS88


What else should one do before they die, GBS?

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Get full service at a massage parlor.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Smoke opium

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Get a handjob while simultaneously having your nipples kissed.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat rear end

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
fly a plane into a building

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Do the laundry.

Whistling Asshole
Nov 18, 2005
poo poo your pants and turn blue

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Chop up a prostitute.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Two chicks at the same time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

finally leave ohio

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Get a handjob while simultaneously having your nipples kissed.

Men like having their nippples touched?

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lunch on a train posted:

Chop up a prostitute.

Now that's FYAD

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Experience death in all its forms, become intimate with it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And I don't mean loving skeletons OK?!

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Realize that the life you carved out for yourself might suck and maybe start doing things based on what makes you happy, even if it means starting over

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

Prepare for death

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Schweinhund posted:

fly a plane into a building
Let it all happen in order to pursue long-term corporate interests - Cheney and Co

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dress up like an ancient king and seal yourself into a tomb, to freak out future archeologists.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Install a cum based water feature in my driveway.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



My father boasted of sleeping with a woman from every state. When I asked if he counted D.C. and the US Island Territories he died of a broken heart. My life's journey is to complete the challenge he could not.

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
do i have enough time to watch the new star wars dvd?

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SardonicTyrant posted:

My father boasted of sleeping with a woman from every state. When I asked if he counted D.C. and the US Island Territories he died of a broken heart. My life's journey is to complete the challenge he could not.

How are you doing so far

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chinatown posted:

eat rear end

I'd rather die than eat rear end.

For content: find the elusive clitoris

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
beat the high score

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
kill yourself

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I'd rather die than eat rear end.

For content: find the elusive clitoris
It recedes when you are in a female's vicinity like a turtle's head, sry to say

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Carefully uncork the unique immortality serum and not drop it on the floor gently caress

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Teach a dog how to fish.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

teach a dog how to drive a car

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Live

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Burn the status quo to the loving ground. Roll around in the ashes, and use them as warpaint as you forge a new kingdom on the blasted bones of the old. Redraw the maps, chart the course with your own navigational systems. Burn across the sky like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, and do exactly that. Become the myth, the legend, the story survivors will tell their children in hushed, terrified tones as a warning and a threat to be on their best behavior. Ignite like a star and consume history in your light.

Also, try those Chicken & Waffle flavored potato chips, see if you're into that.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Obsidianheart posted:

Burn the status quo to the loving ground. Roll around in the ashes, and use them as warpaint as you forge a new kingdom on the blasted bones of the old. Redraw the maps, chart the course with your own navigational systems. Burn across the sky like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, and do exactly that. Become the myth, the legend, the story survivors will tell their children in hushed, terrified tones as a warning and a threat to be on their best behavior. Ignite like a star and consume history in your light.

Also, try those Chicken & Waffle flavored potato chips, see if you're into that.

same but instead eat cheese in the bath.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kill myself.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Two chicks at the same time

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
poo poo your pants.

Or I guess that can happen after you die too.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Two dudes at the same time

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Call Mom.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Ask forgiveness from my ancestors.

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