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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

hahahahaha the screaming's going to get louder as people wake up this morning

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1160186358414974978

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


:thunk:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Relevant Tangent posted:

and we're all going to pretend not to, because Clinton is never seeing the inside of a cell

after the revolution clinton will briefly see the other side of the hole in a guillotine

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mayor Dave posted:

Oh my God

I thought I had Epstein brain before lmao, how the gently caress just lmaooooo

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Jizz Lane I mean really

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

The world today just nuts

im really glad i kept this close by

https://i.imgur.com/6TAytD4.mp4

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grey Fox posted:

hahahahaha the screaming's going to get louder as people wake up this morning

someone take an AR-15 to that pizza parlor again just to make sure

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1160186343533756423?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Acelerion posted:

Jizz Lane I mean really

Not one but TWO yachts named the lady ghislane

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

the crack ping heard ‘round the world

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i can't believe epstine violently killed himself after they installed a ps2 in his prison cell

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I just

They can't possibly expect anyone to believe he killed himself, right? They have to know

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

I just

They can't possibly expect anyone to believe he killed himself, right? They have to know

https://i.imgur.com/6TAytD4.mp4

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Baddiel/status/1160179545691033600

Wrap it up, tin foil hats. The guys who believed Saddam had WMD's and would strike within 45 min say you're stupid.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Mayor Dave posted:

I just

They can't possibly expect anyone to believe he killed himself, right? They have to know

We all knew they carbombed the panama papers journo and had those buried in the press. This is the Vulgar Display of Power.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Gringostar posted:

i can't believe epstine violently killed himself after they installed a ps2 in his prison cell

I was playing SOCOM with Ep online last night and he seemed fine

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
everything is Russia!!!

https://twitter.com/joenbc/status/1160184410588758018?s=21

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


excited for the prison guards retirement to a massive villa in a nonextradition country and then his death in a tragic but routine burglary in a few years

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


lol irl

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

lol at thinking epstein was killed instead of being given the opportunity to commit suicide by hanging rather than being stabbed or having his car catch on fire or explode

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?
I can't find a single tweet, comment or post that earnestly believes no foul play was involved in this

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
this is absolute bullshit

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOpSDNBPepk

Bonus: take your pick on the method in this clip in which you think Epstein got his

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVGcr8uDiHM

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Mayor Dave posted:

I just

They can't possibly expect anyone to believe he killed himself, right? They have to know

Guess the stakes were pretty high huh!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

https://i.imgur.com/6TAytD4.mp4

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
https://twitter.com/JasonPremo/status/1160191644165136384

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

this is suspicious

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


what the gently caress

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1160186356393529344?s=19

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

drat hillarys still got it

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Lol even my boomer Dad just texted me "hey they killed Epstein in jail"

not a single brain unbroken

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Looooool. No hero murder cop to save him!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

I just

They can't possibly expect anyone to believe he killed himself, right? They have to know

the guards were busy investigating this giant sack of money that mysteriously appeared next to them, they couldn't stop him

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lol even famous people are openly implying this is murder, which means it is

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Jon Irenicus posted:

Lol even my boomer Dad just texted me "hey they killed Epstein in jail"

not a single brain unbroken

The options are either the prison system is incredibly inept or the rich are incredibly corrupt and both are such delicious possibilities

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


even Reddit knows I have Epstein Brain now

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

the big joke in the twilight of the soviet union was "we pretend to work and they pretend to pay us"

in the twilight of US america it is "they pretend to not be pedophiles and we pretend to believe them"

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ok now I'm convinced he killed his intern

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