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Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Mirthless posted:

I'd love to believe that the FBI will thoroughly investigate and monitor the guards at the prison to see which ones suddenly have a substantial increase in quality of life and financial security, but I get the feeling this is all going to get swept neatly under the rug

I swear to god if there's a major disaster this weekend I am going to never disbelieve another conspiracy theorist ever again

was the moon landing faked too???

no but they hosed kids there

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

noted, secretary clinton

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

when you’re absolutely not trying to climb the corporate ladder

Mr_Moose
May 4, 2004
[epstein wakes up in his jail cell in a cold sweat, he looks up in the dark and barely makes out the ominous figure looming over him with a rope]

I guess this is it, huh? all the lies, all the money, all the underage sexs, it all leads to this.

Listen, i know you have your orders, its been a long time coming so im no pussy so i'm not going to scream

so please, just promise me one thing, make sure they put my dick in jar. Save my dick bro

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

No.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

no he was killed by a cabal of global elite pedophiles

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

killing yourself to own the glibs

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
We had not considered that, Jose.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

didn't he want to freeze his body(and dick) so he could live forever? Too megalomaniacal to do something like that.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1160227404100644865

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Victims React to News of Jeffrey Epstein's Suicide, a Fine Bros Production

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Taintrunner posted:

when you’re absolutely not trying to climb the corporate ladder to attend pedo island

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Karl Barks posted:

no he was killed by a cabal of global elite pedophiles

hell, he could've been killed by just one

all the tweets acting like jailhouse hits never happen are loving insane

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/Buridans_Sasse/status/1160220085371461633

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

no because it's the stupidest loving thing anyone can possibly imagine

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

no because it's the stupidest loving thing anyone can possibly imagine

That makes it more likely though

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
🤷🏾‍♂️

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

no, he killed himself so leftists can co-opt his death as a call to revolution unironically

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lmfao

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1160198923375513601

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Lol Jose is just quoting the D&D thread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

no, he killed himself so leftists can co-opt his death as a call to revolution unironically

i can't believe epstein was posthumously awarded a hero of socialist labor

Mr_Moose
May 4, 2004
this would make such a great episode of quantum leap,

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

Considered and duly disregarded

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mantis42 posted:

Lol Jose is just quoting the D&D thread

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006




my brain feels so good today

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

And I thought those 'Kids React' videos were played out by now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Maybe the original Taken movie would have been more accurate if it was 1% percenter FIRE sector perverts kidnapping the girls instead of evil foreigners?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I don't know what's worse, the cop-lovers in DnD or the Epstein-lovers in CSPAM

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


ah gently caress i got the epstein brain now i was holding out pretty good there

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Hentai Jihadist posted:

ah gently caress i got the epstein brain now i was holding out pretty good there

I made it until yesterday and now I'm so far in I'm lining my walls with aluminum foil as I post

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al! posted:

im suddenly reminded of how the supreme court blocked the dc madam from releasing her black book and then she was assassinated a short time after that

july 24 :smugbert:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Gonna take my kid and dog for a stroll this afternoon and try to forget how a cabal of elite pedophile billionaires and powerful politicians brazenly killed one of their own in jail

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Taintrunner posted:

someone take an AR-15 to that pizza parlor again just to make sure

my friend works there and gets nutters all the time plz no

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

epstein appearing as a pedophile force ghost next to jimmy saville

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Mirthless posted:

I made it until yesterday and now I'm so far in I'm lining my walls with aluminum foil as I post

Reenacting the last scene in the Conversation, personally

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





this may be the second-worst take on Epstein, besides all the "it was Russia!" poo poo (it's most likely a Mossad job, considering the common thread of the Maxwell family)

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Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://mobile.twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1160226496662949889

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