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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Isn't that Chris Pratt?

PS-Chris Pine is best Chris, hth

BrigadierSensible posted:

Nah, you are probably thinking of Chris Pratt.

He is a member of Hillsong Church, (weirdo fundie happy clappers), and a conservative dumbarse.

Darn it, I hate it when I get my Chrisses crossed.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Chris Evans is a Patriots fan so he's obviously not as squeaky clean as most people think.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Picnic Princess posted:

No way, he and Chrissy Tiegan are the best celeb Twitter accounts because of how often they dunk on lovely consevative rhetoric

Ice-T is probably the third in the holy trinity of awesome celebrity twitter accounts.

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Ambitious Spider posted:

Ice-T is probably the third in the holy trinity of awesome celebrity twitter accounts.

Why y'all forgetting about Smashmouth?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Didn't Ice-T's time as a pimp nullify his karma for the rest of his life?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Araenna posted:

Why y'all forgetting about Smashmouth?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

More from everyone's favorite lobster family

https://twitter.com/rosaslutzemburg/status/1159902071111503872

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What's the standpoint against cake?

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
It is not meat.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

If your going to sub meat. Whatever. Cook the meat and give them a treat. It's in the dang package wtf.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




That poor kid is going to choke on that leather-y well done steak because they're two.

Don't try and tell me they cook steak anything below charred either.

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011

ppbbbbttttthhhhh~

Admiral Joeslop posted:

That poor kid is going to choke on that leather-y well done steak because they're two.

Don't try and tell me they cook steak anything below charred either.

They eat meat raw.

No I'm not kidding.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Own the libs by giving your baby botulism

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

This sounds like child abuse to me.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hope that kid turns militantly vegan

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
I just hope he turns three.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Not to be that goon, but 1% charge??!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Cernunnos posted:

They eat meat raw.

No I'm not kidding.

Jesus. I can't keep all the grifters and their stupid stuff straight.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Jesus. I can't keep all the grifters and their stupid stuff straight.

Well-done steaks guy is currently the president

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

T-man posted:

Not to be that goon, but 1% charge??!

Some people are thrill seekers. Always living their lives on the edge.

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

Cernunnos posted:

They eat meat raw.

No I'm not kidding.

It's amazing that kid made it to 2

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Captain Hygiene posted:

You think that letter on his head stands for "rear end in a top hat"?!

It stands for "Adulterer".

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

It would probably be easier for them to just not correct themselves and be at least partially right within the next few years.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Geocities Homepage King posted:

Some people are thrill seekers. Always living their lives on the edge.

I wonder if people still use Die With Me.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
The Saddest Dino

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

Picnic Princess posted:

I wonder if people still use Die With Me.

I had never heard of this before so I looked it up. A chatroom for people with less than 5% battery life... with in app purchases to raise the amount to 10 or 15%!

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

What's the standpoint against cake?

Realistically, it's a lot of sugar with almost no other nutritional value.

For the Peterson family, well, people are going to tell you it's because they only eat meat but



Meat cake is totally a thing. Really it's because birthday cakes take forethought and consideration for another person, which the Peterson's are also opposed to.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Friended one conservative and not my fb is all trump Keep America great hat, flag, whatever. All over. Also surveys with one possible outcome. Gross.

Comments are all "got mine!!!!" With some boomer with a flag on her bed, not even fun.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bombadilillo posted:

Friended one conservative

Why?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bombadilillo posted:

Friended one conservative and not my fb is all trump Keep America great hat, flag, whatever. All over. Also surveys with one possible outcome. Gross.

Comments are all "got mine!!!!" With some boomer with a flag on her bed, not even fun.

Did you see this playing out another way? If so; why?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bombadilillo posted:

Friended one conservative and not my fb is all trump Keep America great hat, flag, whatever. All over. Also surveys with one possible outcome. Gross.

Comments are all "got mine!!!!" With some boomer with a flag on her bed, not even fun.

So I take it you're the idiot on social media in this case

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

If it's anything like my experience, friend from high school/junior college that turns out wound up literally getting brain damage between the old days and Trump running for president.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Don't gently caress with crows, they can even teach their children to hate you.

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1160242162526646272?s=19


https://twitter.com/dabi_hawks/status/1160252668775763968?s=19

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 10, 2019

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
It is actually true that crows communicate with each other about how certain people treat them and will remember for years, even if that twitter response sounds like STDH.

If you're nice to crows enough they'll give you shiny things as presents in return.

Accordion Man has a new favorite as of 21:30 on Aug 10, 2019

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

My brother in law claims he never did anything to anger crows, but I don't believe him because he gets divebombed by them all over the city and has for over a decade now.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

My brother in law claims he never did anything to anger crows, but I don't believe him because he gets divebombed by them all over the city and has for over a decade now.

See if he can appeal through Bird Mod.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Build a crow feeder and fill it with dried cat food. Keep it full. The crows will forgive, eventually.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Accordion Man posted:

It is actually true that crows communicate with each other about how certain people treat them and will remember for years, even if that twitter response sounds like STDH.

If you're nice to crows enough they'll give you shiny things as presents in return.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkj7lJpeoc

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Hey, if the rear end in a top hat killed two corvids, he deserves to get killed by corvids.

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