Rated PG-34 posted:

are we certain that it was an adult that whacked him off. maybe the Clintons sent in a child assassin after the previous failed attempt

shirts and skins posted:

The clear consensus is that this all looks shady and people believe that there was some sort of foul play, but "a dude died" isnt proof of anything, and repressing skepticism of something that has literally zero evidence is intellectually irresponsible. For all we know they accidentally fed him peanuts despite an allergy and this is all the worst coverup ever.

babypolis posted:

pacifism held me back before but now ive seen the light. every single rich person needs to die

Dreylad posted:

https://twitter.com/KevnomanceR/status/1160217000284688385

Victory Position posted:

gradenko_2000 posted:

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Lastgirl posted:

it took a wealthy pedophile's death as a cover up with zero consequences to stir you to action, and not the deaths of the exploited and abused?

Kitfox88 posted:

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

babypolis posted:

its the lack of catharsis, the knowledge that not even the slightest shred of justice can ever be achieved in our system, that there is no way foward that doesnt involve executing every single one of these sickos

Dreylad posted:

https://twitter.com/KevnomanceR/status/1160217000284688385

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Christoph posted:

is this a getfiscal tweet?

quote:

I came here to commiserate with other level-headed people about how the conspiracy theorists are out in full-force today, but I'm staying to gawk at the dumbasses who actually think Jeffrey Epstein is the victim of a conspiracy.

quote:

Once you're working off the assumption that there's a child sex conspiracy, you should probably back up and figure out where you made a mistake

Zhulik posted:

the epstein brain is getting almost too much to bear. im going to take all my edibles at once, wash them down with five cans of monster, drive out to the nearest mountain and scream into a hollowed out log until my heart stops

Rated PG-34 posted:

are we certain that it was an adult that whacked him off. maybe the Clintons sent in a child assassin after the previous failed attempt

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Darth Walrus posted:

Guy's a far-right nutbar. I wouldn't be surprised, but I would prefer to hear it from an actual journalist first.

Dreylad posted:

https://twitter.com/KevnomanceR/status/1160217000284688385

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Dreylad posted:

https://twitter.com/KevnomanceR/status/1160217000284688385

shirts and skins posted:

USPOL lol

shirts and skins posted:

USPOL lol

dream9!bed!! posted:

Lol that people believe Seth Rich wasn't murdered when this poo poo happens

quote:

For anyone familiar with Bureau of Prisons standard operating procedures, Jeffrey Epstein’s apparent suicide is more than mysterious; it is unfathomable.

The 66-year-old accused sex trafficker was found dead in his prison cell at the Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC) Saturday morning, apparently after having hanged himself.

The Bureau of Prisons, the federal agency that runs the MCC, has said the FBI will investigate.

It had better.

Epstein’s death almost certainly means that astounding blunders occurred, perhaps by multiple personnel at the Bureau of Prisons (BOP).

If any prisoner in the federal system should have been a candidate for suspicion of suicide, it was the high-profile and disgraced Epstein. All administrative and structural measures should have been in place to ensure it could not happen. And yet it apparently did.

First, consider the MCC itself. It is a high-rise, forbidding administrative detention facility in the south of Manhattan. Its population consists almost entirely of prisoners, like Epstein, awaiting trial in federal court in Manhattan. It has been referred to as the “Guantanamo of New York” for its stringent security measures. It is the facility of choice for notorious federal defendants, often in special administrative segregation units, having previously housed John Gotti, Bernard Madoff, Omar Abdel Rahman and, recently, Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán.

In other words, it is the very place to put a high-profile and potentially suicidal defendant such as Epstein.

Second, consider the BOP’s suicide prevention protocol. Epstein was found last month unconscious in his MCC cell with marks on his neck. If he was not on suicide watch, it would be astonishing. Yet if he were on suicide watch, his death would be virtually inconceivable.

The BOP’s suicide prevention protocol entails, first and foremost, human eyes on the prisoner 24 hours a day. It also requires a strict deprivation of anything — shoelaces, sheets, pillowcases — that could possibly be used to hang oneself. It also requires disabling anything that could be used to tie a noose — vents, sprinkler heads, etc.

Finally, we are not talking about inexperienced yokels. BOP personnel, especially at MCC, are the best professionals in the corrections industry, and they receive special training in administrating suicide prevention. Who better to guard against such a horrific development?

At this point, questions abound, and BOP has to address them promptly.

The first: Was Epstein on suicide watch, and if not, why not? Among the reports cascading out in the few hours since Epstein’s body was found are anonymous statements that Epstein had been on suicide watch but was taken off it. If so, the decision to remove him appears to have been a colossal error that must be thoroughly probed.

The second: How exactly did Epstein manage to kill himself, and why exactly was it that he had access to the tools?

Third, is there a video of Epstein’s cell at the crucial time? There should be, and it will reveal exactly how and when Epstein killed himself.

And none of this begins to address the royal mess it leaves in the efforts to take stock of Epstein’s crimes and their prior slap-on-the-wrist treatment, nor the shambles in which it leaves Epstein’s victims.

Almost certainly, we will know a lot more in a few days. But it seems certain that when the facts are known, this will stand as one of the biggest black eyes in the history of the Bureau of Prisons.

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Zas posted:

wapo reporter says epstein was feeling fine
https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1160205614783635458

Vermain posted:

COME THE gently caress ON

uber_stoat posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Sodomy Hussein posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/08/10/jeffrey-epsteins-apparent-suicide-is-unfathomable/

Zas posted:

wapo reporter says epstein was feeling fine
https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1160205614783635458

twoday posted:

listen to the TrueAnon podcast if you haven't already, it's great

also, same