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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
anyone wanna be on my new leftist podcast epstein rape mansion? no?

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
lol that our only hope for new revelations is something slipping out from Trump's puddingbrain

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Mayor Dave posted:

anyone wanna be on my new leftist podcast epstein rape mansion? no?

coming to you LIVE from the rape mansion podcast!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/bridgietherease/status/1160245309982871552?s=20

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004





is that legit bc if so lol

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

epstein is on a beach in mexico getting married to ghislaine maxwell right now

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shear Modulus posted:

what skills does he have that qualify him to work at google

idk what skills does this guy have to work fuckin anywhere

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Rated PG-34 posted:

is that legit bc if so lol

This is the trump timeline we are so fuckin post fact over here

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

idk what skills does this guy have to work fuckin anywhere



what's wrong with his face

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/zodsbeard/status/1160283667165564929?s=20

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/zKBqVlb.mp4

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1160272504251998209?s=20

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
If Nick Mullen doesn't tweet for over 5 minutes, we should probably send someone to see if he's aight

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004





well they gotta know whom else to suicide

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

idk what skills does this guy have to work fuckin anywhere



:wtc: is that seriously Moot? Da fuq?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
has trump ever tweeted anything about epstein? can't find any tweets by his name at least

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1160247103127543808?s=20

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


reignofevil posted:

Or maybe Epstein has xman powers and shut off the cameras, or he is super-aware and somehow detected the absence of recording software and so he made his move!

He was going to reveal the identity of The Boss and also that Passione trafficks kids so Diavolo used King Crimson to kill him.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/patmahogna/status/1160191575315689473?s=21

Testicle Masochist
Oct 13, 2012

Duscat posted:

has trump ever tweeted anything about epstein? can't find any tweets by his name at least

Nope, he's been radio silent for 8 hours now

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/archibaldcrane/status/1160202252537090049

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

KiteAuraan posted:

He was going to reveal the identity of The Boss and also that Passione trafficks kids so Diavolo used King Crimson to kill him.

for as rich and powerful as he was the fool didnt even have a stand...

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

idk what skills does this guy have to work fuckin anywhere



He looks pretty qualified to play Bob in the next Twin Peaks series.

alsothere
Oct 14, 2014
Taco Defender

i don't think he was on suicide watch by this point though

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/beyondreasdoubt/status/1160188975740592130?s=20

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/argumentwinner/status/1160291766895022080

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



epstein brain making me think he + "the cabal" faked his death and he's keyser soze-ing off to a heretofore unknown "private island" with ghislaine

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
https://twitter.com/flossfurman/status/1160245688216764417?s=19

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



lmao motherfucker acting like he's book dialogue instead of just loving saying poo poo almost like he's just making poo poo up as he's going

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

epstein brain making me think he + "the cabal" faked his death and he's keyser soze-ing off to a heretofore unknown "private island" with ghislaine

to Upstate Farm Island with Tupac and Michael Jackson and oh hey is that Elvis

AphexMandelbrot
Mar 31, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-aphexmandelbrot.jpg" /><br />Subject to change.

Rated PG-34 posted:

is that legit bc if so lol

idk let me check the website associated with the account

oh it's a blogspot

so yeah it's 100%

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Rated PG-34 posted:

is that legit bc if so lol

Come back with a check mark and we’ll talk

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

inkblot posted:

:wtc: is that seriously Moot? Da fuq?

that's shingy

here's the best summation of shingy's work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtKs79oYElo

Prav
Oct 29, 2011


not even a joke they set him up with a cushy sinecure at alphabet

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Rated PG-34 posted:

is that legit bc if so lol

news collector that doesn't have any link to where it got it from so possibly fake, but also extremely believable

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

epstein brain making me think he + "the cabal" faked his death and he's keyser soze-ing off to a heretofore unknown "private island" with ghislaine

There's also the outside possibility (and we're talking sub 1%) this was a death faked to whisk him away somewhere even more secure because there's a legitimately good and competent FBI investigation that'll actually punish the bwahhahahahah ok I couldn't finish that with a straight face

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hillstan libs like

https://twitter.com/gerryduggan/status/1160260299758288896?s=21

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/fawfulfan/status/1160182376099717121?s=20

Walka Blocka Shame
Apr 30, 2006

This is fine
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/BossyCowgurl84/status/1160219681216782336

My brain is on fire

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

chairface posted:

There's also the outside possibility (and we're talking sub 1%) this was a death faked to whisk him away somewhere even more secure because there's a legitimately good and competent FBI investigation that'll actually punish the bwahhahahahah ok I couldn't finish that with a straight face
i mean this is a remote possibility in an 'oh god he still has a credible deadman's switch' scenario

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