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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
it was epstein clone #4 who diverted the guards from the block and epstein clone #7 went in and killed the original while epstein #14 made sure the camera malfunctioned

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Is Assange still alive?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tim and Eric have a perfect body double for every Holltwood star. Yall really think Epstein didn't have a doppelganger (egg dick and all) stationed in every major metropolitan area?

I'm only half joking

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
4 epstein clones numbered 1 3 4 and 5 to confuse the guards

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

R... e... u... n... i... o... n...

*a man with a black Roman numeral IX tattooed onto his neck shambles into the Manhattan Correctional Center*

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


epstien had a client me locked you and killed, he's gonna have an entire army of flash clones when the storm area 51 event starts so he can steal a space craft and escape

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Shakenbaker posted:

What was the thing a few months back where something was debunked via wikifeet? Was that a Q thing?

nah that was fake AOC nudes. or, I guess they were real nudes, just not AOC

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
Can a newly emerged clone be legally charged with statutory rape

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lol everything is so loving stupid

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Frijolero posted:

Tim and Eric have a perfect body double for every Holltwood star. Yall really think Epstein didn't have a doppelganger (egg dick and all) stationed in every major metropolitan area?

I'm only half joking

There have been boats going back and forth from little St James and great St James islands (both of which he owns) to major ports in the Virgin islands continuously since Epsteins imprisonment, it would be very easy to get one from their to where he is in the time thats passed since his initial imprisonment

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/shane_bauer/status/1160254231636430848?s=20

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

that guys an op

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

lol if you think a dead man's switch isn't technically possible

you just literally set up a chron job on a computer to do something and to stop that something from happening you have to regularly manually go in and reset the chron job

or any number of trivial computer scheduling mechanisms

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/gucciburg/status/1160292619722924034?s=20

switching out Epstein for a body double doesn't make any sense when you could just kill him. the idea that anyone could have enough genuine affection for a dumbass freak like Epstein to save his life is too incredulous

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I know we're not collectively ready for the swticharoo but think about this:

His cabal wants him alive and free so he can help them destroy all evidence. Only Epstein can save them at this point.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

also i'm not saying epstein was escorted out through an elaborate body double cadaver scheme

i'm just saying if it happened, a dead man's switch would be the motive for trying something like that instead of caring deeply about epstein as a person and wanting him to be free

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


new trueanon drops
https://soundcloud.com/trueanonpod/limited-hangout

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160303320885428224

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
btw no one knows where ghislene Maxwell is

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Both theories are correct, it was a murder and a suicide. Epstein was actually killed BY himself, what we've just witnessed is the time loop being closed at the end of his journey. imo it was noble of him to strangle himself to death and erase himself from existence.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

4 epstein clones numbered 1 3 4 and 5 to confuse the guards

lmao

CJacobs posted:

Both theories are correct, it was a murder and a suicide. Epstein was actually killed BY himself, what we've just witnessed is the time loop being closed at the end of his journey. imo it was noble of him to strangle himself to death and erase himself from existence.

gently caress i didn't think about the possible Looper scenario :hmmyes:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

like if there was a dead man's switch, epstein might be stupid enough to put the switch and its payload physically located on his properties to let them get trivially seized and defused by the feds, but he might also not be that stupid

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Rainbow Chip Quake posted:

Can a newly emerged clone be legally charged with statutory rape

the clone should inherit the crimes of their progenitor

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Epstein dead is no good for Prince Andrew. Epstein alive and on his way to the secret cache in the Andorras to get the payoff money and hit list is much more preferable.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Darkman Fanpage posted:

4 epstein clones numbered 1 3 4 and 5 to confuse the guards

lol

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Darkman Fanpage posted:

4 epstein clones numbered 1 3 4 and 5 to confuse the guards

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
Caught between the centrist scolds trying to downplay all of this and the flat earth tier people going on about body doubles

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the wild thing is both the centrist scolds and flat earthers are getting paid by the CIA

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

comedyblissoption posted:

i mean this is a remote possibility in an 'oh god he still has a credible deadman's switch' scenario

They already tried to off him once. If Epstein wasn’t a complete moron then someone right now is mailing a Manila envelope to a dozen newspapers stuffed with enough evidence to implicate a hundred rich pervs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i hear that his heretofore unknown twin brother, beffrey bepstein, has inherited pedophile island

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
My brain cant take all these pings

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the state made chelsea manning strip naked in the cell and didn't allow her more than 30 minutes of sleep because of a fear she might kill herself,

meanwhile epstein was apparently given an instruction booklet about how to tie a noose and three different types of rope

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Yeah even if he isn't technogically literate I have have a hard time believing a finance guy like epstien wouldn't know how to set up an escrow account to keep someone with a thumb drive full of docs loyal to him

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

AnEdgelord posted:

Caught between the centrist scolds trying to downplay all of this and the flat earth tier people going on about body doubles

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

The Nastier Nate posted:

They already tried to off him once. If Epstein wasn’t a complete moron then someone right now is mailing a Manila envelope to a dozen newspapers stuffed with enough evidence to implicate a hundred rich pervs
like there's so many ways you could concoct a deadman's switch with failsafes and redundancies to make sure it triggers and fucks people over. you probably don't even need trusted intermediaries to work for you to make it effective lol

it's possible something triggers 1 or 2 years from now based on a computer chron job

but it's also possible epstein was really stupid and didn't design or think of a dead man's switch

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


TeenageArchipelago posted:

nah that was fake AOC nudes. or, I guess they were real nudes, just not AOC
that was the bathtub pics, and I'm just going to let the sentence "Foot fetishists quickly and decisively proved that the pictures were not of the congresswoman" stand on its own for obvious reasons.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
2dcat told me that if they are ever taken out their deadmans switch will email the poop logs to ashley feinberg

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

GM has definitely cooked a baby before

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Al! posted:

i hear that his heretofore unknown twin brother, beffrey bepstein, has inherited pedophile island

hello i am here for legitimate business reasons

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
just dead Epstein’s egg penis starting to crack

what’s this?

it’s hatching!

a new baby Epstein!

the story isn’t dead yet!

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