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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Lmao

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

No loving way, right?

Right?

denial is a sin in the information age

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
president cracking and pinging at this very moment

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




the daily beast reporters are in the middle of tryouts to get put on the shortlist of people who can be trusted to print whatever the authoirities say

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Elfarwany/status/1160312637655326720?s=19

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

i've read a bunch of epstein articles from mainstream sources and not a single one has mentioned epstein said he was attacked in the first 'suicide' attempt like the wapo journalist was saying on twitter

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

ill just give people a moment to register that the united states government in official capacity via twitter, has used the hashtag #ClintonBodyCount if that didn't slide right over their smooth brains

*crack*


lmao





*ping*

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
normies in my life are starting to learn about epstein and it takes all my restraint not to let my epstein brain show.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

No loving way, right?

Right?

lmao

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Lastgirl posted:

sure know a lot about dead man switches :crossarms:

dead men crack no pings

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mr president please do the needful and commission a special counsel to get to the bottom of this

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Shear Modulus posted:

the daily beast reporters are in the middle of tryouts to get put on the shortlist of people who can be trusted to print whatever the authoirities say

The authorities say it's a conspiracy by the Clinton's. As in the president says that by retweeting it.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Siljmonster posted:

FAVES RESTORED suddenly pierces your vision as you defeat Jeffrey Epstein in the final battle of PedoSouls

lmao i was on like 20 hours without sleep and im proud of this one

AphexMandelbrot
Mar 31, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-aphexmandelbrot.jpg" /><br />Subject to change.
my fb feed right now

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shear Modulus posted:

the daily beast reporters are in the middle of tryouts to get put on the shortlist of people who can be trusted to print whatever the authoirities say

https://twitter.com/Buridans_Sasse/status/1160220085371461633

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

comedyblissoption posted:

i've read a bunch of epstein articles from mainstream sources and not a single one has mentioned epstein said he was attacked in the first 'suicide' attempt like the wapo journalist was saying on twitter

WaPo also published an editorial calling this the darkest day in the history of the Bureau of Prisons. Which didn't rule out a conspiracy.

Shits weird, especially with how close WaPo normally is to DC centers of power

hobotrashcanfires
Jul 24, 2013


Classic case of failing to be extremely specific about your dead man switch.

Please remember this when planning your own end of life contingincy plans, folks.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

AphexMandelbrot posted:

my fb feed right now



are you an idiot who actually thinks its a suicide or is this yet another dnd reposting gimmick

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao CRACK PING

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
'Suicide Watch' is just that, watching the dude commit suicide. Nothing to do with preventing it.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Calibanibal posted:

are you an idiot who actually thinks its a suicide or is this yet another dnd reposting gimmick

the image is funny because the crow is right

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

AphexMandelbrot posted:

my fb feed right now



The crow is right

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lastgirl posted:

folks, the official word from your government

lmfao

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

power word- Jeb! posted:

dead men crack no pings

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

sure know a lot about dead man switches :crossarms:

release the dick pics shenji sent to POWRBALL, comedbyblissoption

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

normies in my life are starting to learn about epstein and it takes all my restraint not to let my epstein brain show.

don't contain it let it show

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
the easiest dead man switch for a famous person is to check their Wikipedia page for their death date

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

WHAT IS TEH CRACK PING MEME

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lmao

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

loving #StillWithHer liberals running cover for bill loving Clinton who never did poo poo for them his entire 8 years in office

that’s crappie

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

sorry about the caps

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Perplx posted:

the easiest dead man switch for a famous person is to check their Wikipedia page for their death date

how many different pedophiles do you think race to edit wikipedia articles about their faves?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Lastgirl posted:

ill just give people a moment to register that the united states government in official capacity via twitter, has used the hashtag #ClintonBodyCount if that didn't slide right over their smooth brains

I can't stop thinking about this

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
My brains connected to a server in Australia because I've got NOTHING BUT PING

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
so heres what really is happening: jeffrey epstein slowed his heart rate down with the power of sexual magicks and pedophilia phasing. his body was then rushed to be frozen and preserved, where it will be unthawed in a facility located under the temple to moloch on his island. this is his dead-mans switch. this is his phylactery. this is how the billionaires will achieve immortality. as he is unthawed his brain is uploaded to a mainframe built within the facility, and he will rise in a new body capable of molesting every person on earth at once

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

at this rate the Trump administration is going to implicate its own alphabet agencies trying to investigate Clinton assassins

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Stairmaster posted:

WHAT IS TEH CRACK PING MEME

don't worry, you're there already

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