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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



hey i went to high school with her

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

normies in my life are starting to learn about epstein and it takes all my restraint not to let my epstein brain show.

Brainstem replaced with brainstein

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


My money is on Epstein being killed by tardigrades exacting revenge for their brethren recently crashed into the moon

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hey i went to high school with her

mods...knew?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hey i went to high school with her

Was she a huge brown noser back then too

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh well okay if Chelsea Clinton’s stooges say no collusion then better not investigate. weird how the same can’t be said for russiagate though :thunk:

AphexMandelbrot
Mar 31, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-aphexmandelbrot.jpg" /><br />Subject to change.

Calibanibal posted:

are you an idiot who actually thinks its a suicide or is this yet another dnd reposting gimmick

i think we should figure out where Bat Boy was before we jump to any conclusions

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Was she a huge brown noser back then too

straight A overachiever but otherwise nice tbh

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Siljmonster posted:

so heres what really is happening: jeffrey epstein slowed his heart rate down with the power of sexual magicks and pedophilia phasing. his body was then rushed to be frozen and preserved, where it will be unthawed in a facility located under the temple to moloch on his island. this is his dead-mans switch. this is his phylactery. this is how the billionaires will achieve immortality. as he is unthawed his brain is uploaded to a mainframe built within the facility, and he will rise in a new body capable of molesting every person on earth at once

hmm why would anyone construct a robot body like that considering they would be molested

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AphexMandelbrot posted:

i think we should figure out where Bat Boy was before we jump to any conclusions

we regret to inform you that jeffrey epstein has killed himself somehow

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Stairmaster posted:

WHAT IS TEH CRACK PING MEME

Stair... it's the wikihow image meme where you feed a cat pills, except it's Pills that Break Your Brain instead of Pills that Make You Stare at the Wall or Pills that Taste like Lemon or w/e. The crack and ping are the sounds of the brain breaking.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Stairmaster posted:

WHAT IS TEH CRACK PING MEME

The sound of Trump, *Click!*

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This basically affirms russiagate is all bullshit because liberals have all immediately declared NO COLLUSION! FULLY EXONERATED!! without an ounce of scrutiny

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

at this rate the Trump administration is going to implicate its own alphabet agencies trying to investigate Clinton assassins

conspiracy talk: i'm still thinking that the parts of the DOJ who want Trump out of office, or at this point just disgraced, went after Epstein because russiagate burned out. if it caused Trump to restart his feud with the "intelligence community" all the better.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the only legitimate conspiracy theory is the one approved by large corporate media establishments
-liberals, who love saying “reality has a liberal bias”

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Atrocious Joe posted:

conspiracy talk: i'm still thinking that the parts of the DOJ who want Trump out of office, or at this point just disgraced, went after Epstein because russiagate burned out. if it caused Trump to restart his feud with the "intelligence community" all the better.

yeah i wondered about this too

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Epstein go on red scare

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


game over man

game over!

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hey i went to high school with her

added you to my chart

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Taintrunner posted:



game over man

game over!

I can't wait for the press conference

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Just so you know Epstein fondled Raiden right before CLINTDIE took effect

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Taintrunner posted:



Epstein go on red scare

God she's really, really good at maximizing the number of people she pisses off.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Siljmonster posted:

Just so you know Epstein fondled Raiden right before CLINTDIE took effect

that's how it spreads

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Condiv posted:

that's how it spreads

pedomachines, son

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



epstein grabs raiden's crotch, "you're a boy?!?"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
My theory: Barr / somebody in Trump's admin decided that killing Epstein would be good for them, because it would mobilize the chud masses by creating a narrative of the Clintons killing off their accomplice in Satanic practices. It doesn't matter that Trump and the Clintons are part of the same clique around Epstein, the chuds will never acknowledge that, they are only going to get angrier at the Dems the more Epstein is brought up in the media, and the more blatant his murder is.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i dunno, if it was a trump mobilize-the-base thing i think they could've timed it better. i don't see it as coming from him, but maybe

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

hes gonna lock her up

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
trump is going to build big shell

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Think of the worst, most corrupt country you can

I'm starting to think that every just country's upper crust is just as hosed up

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump's base is already mobilized

they're causing mass shootings

boring theory

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I mean, the timing was kinda forced on them by the timing of his arrest, it's better to kill him off now than wait for him to divulge information. I believe they did the best they could have done given the cards they were dealt.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Zas posted:

i dunno, if it was a trump mobilize-the-base thing i think they could've timed it better. i don't see it as coming from him, but maybe

Closer than over a year from the election night be a better time

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
The Epstein-Barr Virus

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Taintrunner posted:



Epstein go on red scare

Anna said the grotesque Covington Catholic teen was hot and defended Germaine Greer’s The Beautiful Boy photobook that included young boys in seminude poses in a testament to male beauty.

not implying anything here by the way

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Taintrunner posted:



game over man

game over!

lmao im reaching epstein brain level previous unheard of

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lastgirl posted:

trump's base is already mobilized

they're causing mass shootings

boring theory

Permanent mobilization requires a constant production of legitimizing factors for the given level of mobilization, or it collapses. Historically a failure to provide new fodder to mass mobilization movements has been the leading cause of downfall for populist governments.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

MaxxBot posted:

The Epstein-Barr Virus

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
the weird thing is Trump isn’t gloating very much outside retweets which is insanely restrained for him.

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