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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


do you think “they” hired the same person/person who did the dc madam?

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Since most of you are still in denial about Epstein being alive, let me drive you a little more insane.
Avicii had a music video about wealthy pedophiles trafficking children before he died.


https://twitter.com/bridgietherease/status/1160437270928740352?s=19

In 2011 Avicii played multiple shows in the Hamptons followed by shows in Haiti. Wonder how many people have connections in Haiti and the Hamptons? Anyway the day he released the video he canceled all of his scheduled future events. And later "killed himself"

Also Courtney Love was directly connected to Epstein and Kurt Cobain was a die-hard leftist so he probably would have exposed the cabal if given the chance.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Courtney loves dad managed the grateful dead and was probably connected to mk ultra and the CIA and acid distribution

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i think it's reasonable to expect a guy would look a little different after being strangled to death

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my Epstein brain is augmented

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

bloom posted:

It takes some balls(and a weird egg shaped dick) to have your former child sex slave fly your plane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-dqoEyYXx4

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


aviici faked his death and killed epstein???? who’s next on his list

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
nick mullen suspended for being too close to the truth

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/perrytheironwo1/status/1160460885556518914?s=20

like a animal

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

judging by yer eating habits, yew shoulda gone for lycanthropy but u didnt so pce

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/isawrobertsmith/status/1160309451007635456?s=20

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


as a person in the depths of depression this is the most humanizing and pro-suicide-theory things i've yet read

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

gonna need an al qaeda man shopped into that prison cell compound

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Hamelekim posted:

Yeah, that dead body is not him. The nose is different, not only the curve but the nostril. Then the brow is also different.

do you think its the same people who did the climate change hoax or are they separate conspiracies?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
you can tell epstein was genuinely murdered cuz the conspiracy theorists feel the need to come up with something dumber

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


hot liquid goo phase engaging

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



exmarx posted:

nick mullen suspended for being too close to the truth

atjack knew

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Gum posted:

you can tell epstein was genuinely murdered cuz the conspiracy theorists feel the need to come up with something dumber

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do you think the miami herald reporter to kickstarted this off again is bothered about being responsible for his death

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/swearsayer/status/1160270850265948160

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/swearsayer/status/1160273910623088640?s=20

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/fawfulfan/status/1160182376099717121

the "joke" about centrists going "nothing to see here" is extremely real

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
as if him committing suicide in jail despite the endless attention around his crimes and the fact he was a high value individual doesn't also speak to some extremely shady goings-on.

either way someone's breathing a big sigh of relief right now.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Frijolero posted:

Epstein's alive as hell on a shipping container somewhere headed to Haifa

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
anna hates epstein theories because she can't have a contrarian take about it

crepeface has issued a correction as of 11:05 on Aug 11, 2019

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
https://twitter.com/theorygurl/status/1160282667499307011

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

rapeface posted:

anna hates epstein theories because she can't have a contrarian take about it

the contrarian take is complaining on twitter when everyone else is having fun

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Wow

twoday has issued a correction as of 12:34 on Aug 11, 2019

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

how many times are people going to ask this question? go to google and type "crack ping site:somethingawful.com"

Late but lol no one is doing this

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Parity warning posted:

gonna need an al qaeda man shopped into that prison cell compound

Yeah that cell diagram is in the exact same style lol

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
After spending all day yesterday reading conspiracy theories my brain has turned to mush

Time to go for a walk

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

big boi posted:

Late but lol no one is doing this

you'd just end up in TCC anyway

Doc Neutral
Jan 31, 2014
"In 2019 a crack pedo unit was sent to prison by a cabal of billionaires for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Little St. James Island underground. Today, still wanted by the Clinton Crime Family, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Ep-Team."

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

twoday posted:

After spending all day yesterday reading conspiracy theories my brain has turned to mush

Time to go for a walk

My brain has had the texture and cognitive powers of partially congealed soup for years now.

Whenever a new horror comes out(so roughly every 8 hours) all I can do is laugh.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lol nick got suspended for threatening to murder the already dead and murdered epstein

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Lol nick got suspended for threatening to murder the already dead and murdered epstein

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


twoday posted:

After spending all day yesterday reading conspiracy theories my brain has turned to mush

Time to go for a walk

Achieves Super Epstein Brain God Red

Your new brain is burning through more thoughts than your body can supply. You should have waited until you were used to this form and knew how to regulate it before you started picking conspiracy threads.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Lol nick got suspended for threatening to murder the already dead and murdered epstein

Proof they swapped him out????

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Goon Danton posted:

Proof they swapped him out????

Mods knew

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