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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Don't be ridiculous. We have to think of a way to get the investigator to stab himself in the neck.

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Devils Affricate posted:

Don't be ridiculous. We have to think of a way to get the investigator to stab himself in the neck.

if anybody can do it, our boy neet can

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Oh poo poo that's one hell of a gambit.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
So this is happening,

Haifisch posted:

Realistically it shouldn't be that hard to make his parents want to kill him. He just has to be himself for a couple minutes.
but with the parents killing themselves, and it's the NEET using it as a lie to avoid a murder charge. This loving comic.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

:master:

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


This is like Death Note but with morons

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


neet really is the dumbest man alive, huh

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



My puny intellect cannot make any sense of the genius NEET's decision making.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Fumaofthelake posted:

This is like Death Note but with morons

So it's the second half of Death Note.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Resting Lich Face posted:

So it's the second half of Death Note.

Sorry but actually Death Note died on the way back to his home planet

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


lol

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



ahahahaha

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



All according to plan.

uncop
Oct 23, 2010
Well this is the only way he can go down in history as a criminal, otherwise he'd just be a homeless neet who managed to make his parents kill themselves in despair by being such a complete failson.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Oh poo poo, an actual Phoenix Write cameo

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Never thought I'd see the day. GJ steaky.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


well that was a fuckin wild ride

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Phoenix picked the joke answer one time too many during the trial. :(

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

What a journey OP has taken us on. And Tohru, what a master of reverse psychology. And technically he's no longer a NEET!

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

Thank you for sharing this with us, OP.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Grevling posted:

What a journey OP has taken us on. And Tohru, what a master of reverse psychology. And technically he's no longer a NEET!

Technically he still is! He's not in education, employment, or training.

He's just incarcerated.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Chomp8645 posted:

He's just incarcerated.

He's now employed as a bitch.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

The moron never even committed a crime besides ashaming his parents to death.

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

:bisonyes:


This loving guy.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


A twist!

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


sike, bitches! we're nowhere near done!

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



lol he got a job

Mumbling
Feb 7, 2015

I feel like OP has shared enough hints to make it clear that this is a long arc and there will eventually be another branching choice.

I still fell for it though...

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

Mr. Steak posted:



sike, bitches! we're nowhere near done!

:ck5::ck5::ck5:

uncop
Oct 23, 2010
He certainly has the most important bit of what it takes to be a cold-blooded murderer, never was fazed at all by what happened.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Mr. Steak posted:



sike, bitches! we're nowhere near done!

god drat

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Immediately had to narrate this out loud in my best Morgan Freeman voice :five:

Also stoked for the prison arc.

uncop posted:

Well this is the only way he can go down in history as a criminal,

...whose crime is essentially just lying to a cop. He was literally so insecure about being a criminal or not, that he lied his way into it. Fake it till you make it!

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Aug 12, 2019

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