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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

for posterity

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


no!

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

paul_soccer10 posted:

lmao i hadnt heard abotu any of this

https://www.salon.com/2002/05/07/students/

what the fuuuuuuuuck


quote:

Justice spokeswoman Dryden's assertion that reports of an Israeli spy ring were an "urban myth" was an oddly overplayed denial. A response that fit the facts would have been something like "There have been numerous reports of suspicious behavior by Israelis claiming to be art students. We are looking into the allegations." Instead, Dryden appeared to be trying to forestall any discussion of just what the facts of the case were

:thunk:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1160940284470890496?s=20

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


I am sitting in a park right now and a couple of 60 something women just walked by talking about Epstein. "A lot of people wanted him dead but they're saying it was a suicide."

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


lmao what the gently caress garrison

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

WrightOfWay posted:

I am sitting in a park right now and a couple of 60 something women just walked by talking about Epstein. "A lot of people wanted him dead but they're saying it was a suicide."

Idiocracy

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


getting hosed to death by the giant thumb of the deep state

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
I'm shocked Garrison didn't depict Hillary garotting him.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Nothus posted:

I'm shocked Garrison didn't depict Hillary garotting him.

Yeah, I was at least expecting the Clintons drenched in blood cackling in the corner or something.

But no, not even a single shoe in sight...

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Rupert Murdoch used underage girls, some as young as 15, to pose topless in his infamous Page 3 of the Sun. The archives remained online on the sun website well after this came to light. They could still be up there, I'm not going looking.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Rupert Murdoch used underage girls, some as young as 15, to pose topless in his infamous Page 3 of the Sun. The archives remained online on the sun website well after this came to light. They could still be up there, I'm not going looking.

all the more reason he'd be pissed at not getting invited to the cool kids' pedophilia club

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/VickyPJWard/status/1160955453435781124?s=19

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Nothus posted:

I'm shocked Garrison didn't depict Hillary garotting him.

of all the comics to toss in a single shoe


you're slackin garrison

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:


astronaut, pedophile

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

This is the one thing that we didn't want to happen

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Al! posted:



astronaut, pedophile

jfc, this is right at the peak of his "I'm going back to space as an old fart! worship me as the one true American god!" height of his popularity. I remember it all too well, everyone acted like he was the guy who ended the cold war.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Al! posted:



astronaut, pedophile
The "Going where no man has gone before" jokes write themselves.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

god speed huh :stonklol:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1507315-epstein-flight-manifests.html

here are the flight logs

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Is the list of celebrities who didn't fly with Epstein shorter than those who did?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I remember when I was naive enough to think "When the attorney general says he's very concerned about something it'll matter." :allears:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
To his great pride, Epstein's pedo ring is the only one with a lunar presence.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
In that context, that's seriously "saying without saying".

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i remember seeing the flight with chris tucker and bill clinton and kevin spacey way back in 2015 and having a good laugh



we need to get chris tucker

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Al! posted:

i remember seeing the flight with chris tucker and bill clinton and kevin spacey way back in 2015 and having a good laugh



we need to get chris tucker
All the black pedophiles getting thrown under the bus.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

mycomancy posted:

Is the list of celebrities who didn't fly with Epstein shorter than those who did?

You can only be pure if you became a celebrity after his death.

Or after his arrest, I guess.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
lol at the UKMT

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Theres gotta be an young epstein in training right now. Someone's gotta supply the pedo ubermenschen of tomorrow. Maybe we should keep tabs on that person starting now

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/SweetFreedom29/status/1160964100417040385?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Covertbook/status/1160963738033201152?s=20

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

Al! posted:

i remember seeing the flight with chris tucker and bill clinton and kevin spacey way back in 2015 and having a good laugh



we need to get chris tucker

Bzzzz!!!!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



crazy insane, crack ping brain

i know the idea is they're jumping for joy over his grave but it looks like they're jumping into the grave

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

WampaLord posted:



crazy insane, crack ping brain

i know the idea is they're jumping for joy over his grave but it looks like they're jumping into the grave

Finishing him off the the Superfly Splash

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

bravo at whoever said the thing that became the thread title lmao

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

*slaps roof of houseboat* "you can traffic so many minors through international waters in this bad boy"

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



WampaLord posted:



crazy insane, crack ping brain

i know the idea is they're jumping for joy over his grave but it looks like they're jumping into the grave

I want to join them

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Pure_VEVO/status/1160598522414227456

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Lastgirl posted:

lol, big brained centrist dweebs getting mad at misinformation while we were molded by misinformation of the neoliberal benevolent panopticon (that shielded a pedo cabal)

welcome to the real internet age

denial is a sin

nice whataboutism, comrade

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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Let's see how many people notice the joke.

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