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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:I got put on the team and I used my time to get a draft of the ending. I'm going to spoil it for you. Actual real rear end spoilers follow i believe that this is how the game would actually end, and now i can die a happy old woman where do i save spit on my clit fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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A couple new bugs: If you die and quit the game on the cinematic, the respawn coordinates aren't set so your save file is now unloadable The eat candy hotkey is still active while inside the recharging tube If you breed a powerful enough gun there is no lower limit on rate of fire, so it can dump all thousand or so bullets in a single frame and crash the engine
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Tunicate posted:
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Tunicate posted:
This is the true ending. You can all quit and go home now.
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Tunicate posted:If you breed a powerful enough gun there is no lower limit on rate of fire, so it can dump all thousand or so bullets in a single frame and crash the engine Finally, enough dakka.
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also the talesofgames security cert just expired
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ljsalkjdlaksd I'm in. Holy poo poo, they had the game done the whole time...it's all just one big Jojo reference! No! Noooooooooo!
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Man this thread died fast after the demo came out By the way, that ending spoiler is actually remarkably similar to the actual ending, just replace the BBall Rasengan with a Cyber Spear and add +1 boss battle. Bisse fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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Aug 11, 2019 00:26
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Bisse posted:Man this thread died fast after the demo came out The last Barkley is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace... Seriously though I don't have much to add at this point. Thanks to the togster revelations I could finally stop waiting for B2 and move on, like a ghost at the end of a movie. Thank you for everyone who spoke out. It can't have been easy to admit that the project was messed up after all the time and effort put into it. I wish the best for you in whatever you are doing in the future.
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Personally I just read the thread. Haven't touched the demo.
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Honestly it isn't worth playing except as a historical curiosity, the sprites are great but everything else is misguided at best. What is worth playing is katana zero, which feels a little like a barkey spiritual sequel but is actually fun
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as soon as i saw the Newgrounds: The Origins-level thing about gutting the bird i felt a tremendous peace because that's when i knew i could safely stop believing
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Aug 11, 2019 00:59
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how do you save the game i knew the game was doomed from the moment i got out of the tutorial and realized that the sluggish dodge rolling and even more sluggish movement wasn't a joke and you really do just move and roll that slow
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Aug 11, 2019 01:06
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Yeah, it was all clunky as gently caress and they weren’t lying that playtesting was priority Z when going over their main issues with development.
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Aug 11, 2019 02:04
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Requiescat in game's
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I still believe...
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Aug 11, 2019 04:01
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why? are you an idiot?
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I expected bad gameplay but didn't expect the total lack of joke's. The serious:jokey dialogue ratio is like 20:1, katana zero has more jokes per line. It's actually real sad, the only thing I expected from the game is that it would be funny I laughed at character creation then got in game and ne'er laughed anew
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Hentai Jihadist posted:I expected bad gameplay but didn't expect the total lack of joke's. tbf i think this is partly a consequence of the specific slice of the game we got- iirc the humor was supposed to be kind of backloaded after the early part gives you the setting/story with a more-or-less straight face, and the demo cuts off before we'd be fully past that
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Pretty sure it's because the team members who were great comedy writers jumped ship long ago.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Pretty sure it's because the team members who were great comedy writers jumped ship long ago. i mean it's this too, but i'm speaking less to the quality of the jokes and more to their presence/non-presence
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Chef Boyardee posted:will there be joke's ?
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:why? are you an idiot? I have nothing left.
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You clearly have Joke's turned off in the Option's menu. Turn it on to access all the joke's and chuckle's.
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this guy makes my computer chug but doesn't quite crash 
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I had this one:
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sell the game to the enter the gungeon guys
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Uncle Wemus posted:sell the game to the enter the gungeon guys I'd rather it go to someone who can make shooting anything feel good
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Pomp posted:I'd rather it go to someone who can make shooting anything feel good Khorne fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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spit on my clit posted:how do you save the game The thread has been very clear on this point - there is no saving Barkley 2 from itself (or from the Dark Drakers).
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Khorne posted:How about the nuclear throne guys? nah, gently caress rami ismail. guy's a loving piece of poo poo and annoying, too. like if my posts were unironic. LuiCypher posted:The thread has been very clear on this point - there is no saving Barkley 2 from itself (or from the Dark Drakers). i meant how do you save inside the game
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Aug 12, 2019 16:20
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Only through God can you be saved, and God is not in the game.
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If one of those guys wanted to make an action RPG they'd just make one from scratch
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spit on my clit posted:nah, gently caress rami ismail. guy's a loving piece of poo poo and annoying, too. like if my posts were unironic. what's so bad about Rami. He is a bit annoying but I thought that was all
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Bisse posted:Man this thread died fast after the demo came out i mean i sorta felt like you'd already been through enough just by being associated with Barkley 2 for any serious length of time e: I do still want that Dark Drakerz gang tag though
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I'm looking forward to this game.
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Bisse posted:
That's not how it got resolved in my fanfiction, Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Gaiden
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Tunicate posted:That's not how it got resolved in my fanfiction, Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Gaiden Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:what's so bad about Rami. He is a bit annoying but I thought that was all He'll go to bad for any other game dev no matter what they do. Also the whole "lied for years (like two) about whether or nor Nuclear Throne was being worked on including claiming that it was Vita cert fault that Update 99 was endlessly late to be released for PC and stuff, and ended up just hiring some Nuclear Throne modders to actually put out Update 99 which was just a bug fix patch and then declared that the last update and the game finished despite being blatantly unfinished". Say what you want about Gungeon gameplay, but they at least got the game to 1.0.
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