Inspector Hound posted:

Seems bad

DryGoods posted:

sounds good to me

Plinkey posted:

Plinkey posted:

im sure it'll be fine

Epic High Five posted:

Lawman 0 posted:

If Seth Abramson proves trump diddled kids and takes him down I will eat a hat.

Flavius Aetass posted:

this country is completely loving insane from top to bottom

people still deliberating whether we're hosed lol

Inspector Hound posted:

We're so hosed. At this point there's not going to be a "climate Stalin" or sci-fi atmospheric processers, every place on the coast is just going to get drowned and everywhere not near a coast is going to be cooked out. Everyone will die, rich people will retreat to the polar-cum-tropical regions, where they'll survive until the fish just don't seem to be biting anywhere. We've ended the human race, or at the very least this iteration of our civilization.

Inspector Hound posted:

We've deliberately hosed ourselves

quote:

Last Words for Elliot Rodger

Life has attracted me, life has denied me; forced me to give, forced me to take; spoiled me, tried me, hit me; desired me like a girlfriend, treated me like a sex crime. I will never give up. I will never be stuck inside life. I deserve better than that. I deny the annihilation of years. Of years’ revenge against me. They are going; I have been.

Hate is wretched; retribution, hedonistic. Not everyone experiences affection, and loneliness is torturous, but unfulfilled desires are not an injustice. To endure utter loneliness, then rejection, then obnoxious brutes is a mercy because it is, finally, life. Existence. Humanity, in its puberty.

Isla Vista: Such lives I see there! An alpha-male slut at the University of California-Santa Barbara! The very hottest live show! (Sexual!) Two happy blond girls at the fair! (The two of you, by yourselves!) Will Rodger, eight and too popular! A house for slaughtering! (If you enter, will you be rejected?) A single guy! (Hi, single person!) Virgin girls! Those girls who advance towards themselves, only to turn upon those selves! A better me! The will to wait for exactly what I deserve!

Sorority girls do not punish you; you punish you.

In college, I had it in my power to destroy a sorority house. To reduce it like a god. And it was unworthy of me. I’m a gentleman! (Not sexually active, but no one and nothing is perfect.) Girls have never been attracted to me — and rightfully so — but, I love girls. I’m attracted to them still. So much.

Can sex be fun? Yes. Yet if you think of the species as disgusting and depraved, you’ll see sex as a crime. (God made animals; God annihilated animals. Is that a crime? Can the mouse know pleasure? Loneliness? What of you? Can you know pleasure? True pleasure? Do you deserve to be annihilated for that?)

I looked down. (All have had to.)

I looked up. (All have had to.)

I looked into me. (All have to.)

One, two, three, into the well!

And in the well: For, against; up, down; these, these instead; why, because; would, actually; in, through; more, half; would, have; exacting, other; all of it, all of you; to, for; on, after; they, your; this, there; my, their; these, those; I, you. Hate, slaughter, and retribution; hate, slaughter, and retribution. They throw you, you throw them.

If I make time for this, I will never have blond girls come on to me every time I go out. I will never deserve it. (Do I ever? Since when?)

I have my will.

All those who have rejected me, and all those who’ve loved me, suffer. In life, all suffer. Superior, inferior — all pay for living. You. Me. Popular college kids. All girls. All men. A fair life? I don’t see it in any video. Not in 22 years have I.




•



Elliot, you slay me.
And I love you.

For you gave you. All of you.

Every you.

You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You.

All of you.

I gave, too.

And mountains. And rivers. And animals. Long streets. Every single girl. Every single man. (Even obnoxious men!)

I love this day. And tomorrow. And living. And scum. And blood and such. And all I’ve ever wanted, and all I’ve ever not wanted. All kids. All girls. All great men. All men. All skulls of men.

All have wanted affection. All have wanted adoration. All have. You have.

But you can never be forgiven now.

To the last day of humanity, you will never have kissed a girl. To the last day, you will be a virgin. You will rot for years on years. Rot in an old truth: that time will give you exactly what you deserve.




•



All see you, now.
Compared to you, they’ve been just.

They join one another: still, supreme.

I am here. (You waited a while; so will I.)

All things stop at “I.”

“I have my will.”

I.

“I showed my will. I treated you to it. I have been it. I am it.”

I. I.

“I am that which I have been. I am all of it. All of that. All the while. Every while. I am I, and of I.”

Of. Of. Of.

Of Of.

Of.

Elephanthead posted:

Which candidate is promising this?

Elephanthead posted:

Which candidate is promising this?

RandomBlue posted:

All of them.

pathetic little tramp posted:

jesus christ he did this two days after the mass shooting

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1161017223227596800?s=20
Jobs?

pathetic little tramp posted:

jesus christ he did this two days after the mass shooting

a.lo posted:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Uh yeah, and? Squeezing every cent you can out of a human being without them quitting or dying is a tentpole of every modern American business. Hell some of them don't even give a poo poo if you quit or die as long as there's enough qualified people trying to replace you.

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnoCgTYaHlM

This 15 seconds has given more joy and usefulness to people than Abramson's entire career

Joementum posted:

i mean, pornhub is coded in PHP

(i love pointing out to people how much of the internet, like it's over 75%, runs on the language all the cool kids love to hate)

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnoCgTYaHlM

This 15 seconds has given more joy and usefulness to people than Abramson's entire career

Chokes McGee posted:

speaking as an uncool kid I assure you it's not just them

php is a garbage language and the fact it's the internet's backbone should be cause for alarm not celebration

Lastgirl posted:

Ya I think I'll just probate abramson posting at this point arbitrarily tbh unless it's specifically mocking the poo poo out of him

Turdfuzz posted:

idk what php is u goddamn computer touchers

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1161029618826129409?s=20

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1161065738549039105

:chaosmitchell: