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an "old yeller" style tearjerker but it's about a young boy bonding with an A.I. controlled attack helicopter.
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magic cactus posted:an "old yeller" style tearjerker but it's about a young boy bonding with an A.I. controlled attack helicopter. Plot twist the boy gets rabies and the attack helicopter has to shoot him. |
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Finger Prince posted:Plot twist the boy gets rabies and the attack helicopter has to shoot him. *extremely old-time-y movie director voice* this kid is a GENIUS!!!
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TheShrike posted:A kickstarter for a kickstarter. "Studies have shown that kickstarters without upbeat ukelele music are 60% less likely to be successful. With your help, we will either pay for our friend Brad to see an instructor and improve his ukelele chops or we will pay for a professional ukelele track that will elevate our kickstarter video. If we exceed our funding, we will put that extra money towards a better video capture device than my 6 year old iphone with the scratched lens."
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Hiring an ubereats to steal Amazon packages around town and deliver them to my house |
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Aug 8, 2019 23:34
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the senate session is in recess, and the jerk majority party got there first and are hogging all the tetherball courts. |
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if you'd like a jumprope for double-dutch, please speak to your party's whip |
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It's a regular senate session, but the voting districts have been shuffled secretly and no one knows what to be for and against anymore, so only byob laws get passed
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Song of the South live action remake anticipation station. Wondering what kind of racially neutral building material the new and modernized, diversity-conscious yet still evil, Bre'r Fox will use to construct a dummy to trap Bre'r Rabbit, and how uncomfortably realistically he and the rest of the animal characters will be rendered. |
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Aug 10, 2019 00:57
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To protect and chill
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Goons Are Great posted:To protect and chill STOP RESISTING! these good vibes, that is!
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Goons Are Great posted:To protect and chill *plants weed on self*
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vanisher posted:Hiring an ubereats to steal Amazon packages around town and deliver them to my house having 2 eat the nintendo switch they stole for me
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:what do you call a joke with no punchline I can't. IT'S A CEREAL! |
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The ship's cook scowled over the scant provisions-- some oysters, potatoes, and hardtack. Headwinds and rough sees had kept them from landfall, and the crew's grumblings were growing louder. But the oysters looked older than some of the sailors themselves and would make nothing but a mess if added to the chowder pot. The captain burst into the galley. "Take whatever you got and boil it now, we will hit land tomorrow whether it's at a port or on the ocean bottom!" He disappeared as quickly as he appeared, shouting at the crew to maintain course as he left. The cook put the oysters in the chowder. After dinner the crew was a bit nauseous but that wasn't out of the ordinary for them and they took no note. The captain however sweated and scowled. "I'll be at the head and any man that gets near it will be scrubbing it clean after I'm done." Even though it was dangerous to abandon the bow under the circumstances, the men heeded his warning. They waited as the wind and seas battered the ship. At last the captain emerged, shouting, I HAVE LET OUT ENOUGH ROPE TO PUT THE MAIN ANCHOR ALL THE WAY DOWN, BUT ONWARD WE GO! The men looked on astonished. |
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canyoneer posted:turns out the g in "angus beef" is NOT silent and now i am very embarrassed at this outback steakhouse turns out the g in g'day is
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Aug 11, 2019 03:46
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chick fil a but only open on sundays - chick fil satan also couldnt remember if it was chick or chic, but chic-fil-a has a very new wave feel to it |
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TheShrike posted:chick fil a but only open on sundays - chick fil satan They only serve shellfish wrapped in bacon. |
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A$AP Rocky's Fables
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magic cactus posted:A$AP Rocky's Fables the tortoise and the hurr
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Just fun dad memories like road tripping everywhere and eating burritos at rest stops made with canned refried beans heated up on a camp stove as a kid and always camping (I'm not staying at a goddamn KOA!). Also making salami sandwich wraps with tortillas and stuff. I dunno. Was just thinking about it last night and it kind of cracked me up but I can't really find a good way to post that. |
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Post Apocalyptic Diner Menu. Today's Egg: Tortoise. |
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Cubone posted:(to the tune of destiny's child "survivor") (to the tune of destiny's child "survivor") I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor Destiny's Child |
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Nursery Crimes "Please show us on the doll where the old man played 'knick-knack.'" |
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google THIS posted:Nursery Crimes
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google THIS posted:Nursery Crimes Be careful or you'll get sued by Genesis |
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google THIS posted:Nursery Crimes I don't know if you wanna go back there detective, looks like the victim wasn't made of sugar, spice, or anything nice
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the joke i wanted to make in this thread was that i would post a thread, then post in here being like i think i am going to do this thread is it good too much work.
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Heather Papps posted:the joke i wanted to make in this thread was that i would post a thread, then post in here being like i think i am going to do this thread is it good i don't understand |
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okay so i want to maybe post a thread about having sex, but then it is descriptions of animals having weird animal sex. i think i can have a few examples ready to fire off get it it's about sex. penises and sex. this is a rich mine to gently caress
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