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Pizza Segregationist posted:https://twitter.com/TracyConnor/status/1160875742210723842?s=20 It never fails to surprise me in a country with such endemic gun violence as we have in America that more people like Wohl don't get domed by the people they seek to victimize, or enraged relatives of same.
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Mr Interweb posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Dutchwouter777/status/1160176019296440320 Lack of trigger discipline will kill all the chuds.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:42
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Mr Interweb posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Dutchwouter777/status/1160176019296440320 I did that once with an airsoft gun which is why I don't own or handle real guns. Because while I am an idiot, I am not that big an idiot.
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KiteAuraan posted:I did that once with an airsoft gun which is why I don't own or handle real guns. Because while I am an idiot, I am not that big an idiot. my uncle once did that when his brother invited him over to blast empty cans, and then foolishly left him alone with the gun for a moment while he took a leak one house-rattling BLAMMO and he ran out of the bathroom to see, in no particular order: a big honking hole in the ceiling; the firearm laying on the coffee table, still smoking ever so slightly; and my uncle, doing his best impression of “guy who has no idea how that happened, the gun is probably defective, I certainly never touched it honest I didn’t” it’s a lowkey testament to the wonders of modern civilization that either of them has survived as long as they have despite their best efforts to keep being dumbasses
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Tetrabor posted:Lack of trigger discipline will kill all the chuds. https://twitter.com/Well_Regulated_/status/1160606989849976832
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idk I'm an rear end in a top hat so I just assume every single "accidentally went off" or "freak accident" gun death was actually something even stupider or more nefarious but we just let people get away with saying it was a 1 in a million chance because there's no way to prove otherwise anyway.
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you will not convince me that there’s not a low-key epidemic of parents “accidentally” killing their kids and then cleaning up on gofundme
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Aug 12, 2019 23:06
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what would the go fund me even be for funeral expenses
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CharlestheHammer posted:what would the go fund me even be for it was Hunter’s dying wish that I buy myself a 2019 Kawasaki BruteForce so I can do sick ramp tricks in his memory
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fyi the nazis who died in the middle of nowhere, manitoba domed themselves: https://twitter.com/mcquillanator/status/1161013633159180288 i was hoping the swamp maoists got them but i don't know if they've established base areas in manitoba yet
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Thelma and Louise but it's teenage Nazi dorkwads
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:also if we keep making "swamp maoist" jokes we're probably going to trigger some alert that will send agents into the everglades to investigate mysterious "swamp maoist" sightings Quit giving them actionable intel about the swamp maoists in the florida everglades
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:also if we keep making "swamp maoist" jokes we're probably going to trigger some alert that will send agents into the everglades to investigate mysterious "swamp maoist" sightings like the snipe hunt, but for the alphabet agencies e: it’s a well known fact that swamp maoists eat lots of snipe for its reputed health benefits, so spotting one has a really great chance to lead you to the other SatansOnion has issued a correction as of 23:45 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:also if we keep making "swamp maoist" jokes we're probably going to trigger some alert that will send agents into the everglades to investigate mysterious "swamp maoist" sightings I hear that the swamp maoists have allied with the Friends of Dorothy.
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I would strongly prefer our brave law enforcement officers not endanger themselves by provoking the swamp maoists of the Florida Everglades.
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The Chairman posted:it was Hunter’s dying wish that I buy myself a 2019 Kawasaki BruteForce so I can do sick ramp tricks in his memory it's this, or a new truck, or something there's a suspiciously large number of gofundme campaigns for parents that "accidentally" shoot their kids to death and end up asking for something like $35-$50k
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Intel&Sebastian posted:idk I'm an rear end in a top hat so I just assume every single "accidentally went off" or "freak accident" gun death was actually something even stupider or more nefarious but we just let people get away with saying it was a 1 in a million chance because there's no way to prove otherwise anyway.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I hear that the swamp maoists have allied with the Friends of Dorothy.
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little Baxlyn found my loaded Assault Rifle 15 and gave little Paitton a lead haircut. please respect our family’s grieving process in this trying time $35,601 out of $30,000 raised
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FMguru posted:I've long assumed most "shot while cleaning his gun" stories are just euphemistic smokescreens for "suicide" yeah, either that or just playing around with it like an idiot. for one, if you're nerdy enough to actually clean your gun you're also probably nerdy enough to remember to not leave a round chambered.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:also if we keep making "swamp maoist" jokes we're probably going to trigger some alert that will send agents into the everglades to investigate mysterious "swamp maoist" sightings can we convince them it's a slang term for juggalos alternately, it's just a common typo for "swamp moist" which kills dozens of fascists every year
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Lol, dude shoots at 'nothing in particular' and perfectly caps his son with a 360 noscope headshot. Sure.
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i didn't read the article but i was wondering if he decided to go predator (schwarzenegger) magdump on the bush with a tricked out AR he brought along for kicks
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Darth Walrus posted:Lol, dude shoots at 'nothing in particular' and perfectly caps his son with a 360 noscope headshot. Sure. maybe his son was twenty feet tall
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me, camping with my kids: 
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i didn't read the article but i was wondering if he decided to go predator (schwarzenegger) magdump on the bush with a tricked out AR he brought along for kicks Cadet Lacunza told authorities he accidentally shot his 11-year-old son Caden in the head while they were on a family camping trip ... Lacunza also consented to a blood draw and said there would be some THC in his blood, according to court documents. ... Lacunza told authorities he saw his family near the campfire when he decided to shoot his .357 revolver. He told them he lost track of his son and was not firing at anything in particular when he saw the boy fall forward. ... The friend said Lacunza was normally very careful with firearms but acted recklessly, as he fired near a tent that had another child inside. ... Another witness said Lacunza has a history of firing a gun unexpectedly around other people. Lacunza was released on his own recognizance. He was required to complete a mental evaluation within two days, and he is not allowed to possess firearms or use alcohol or drugs.
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Crowsbeak posted:LOl. You know nothing of what fascism is. No socialist country should have one hundred percent open borders with non socialist countries. Being a fash to own the fash
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:also if we keep making "swamp maoist" jokes we're probably going to trigger some alert that will send agents into the everglades to investigate mysterious "swamp maoist" sightings Look! In ths dark back there... it's Slendermao!
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will we see unity between the swamp maoists and the swamp liberals trump people are always going on about.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:you will not convince me that there’s not a low-key epidemic of parents “accidentally” killing their kids and then cleaning up on gofundme
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Being a fash to own the fash That's kinda Crowsbeak's thing man.
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The sole purpose of border security in my American kingdom would be to ensure all immigrants have food, water, shelter, sanitation, communications and defense. And whatever other glaringly obvious things I missed.
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Idiot hillbillies all over the world love to shoot their guns into the air during celebrations, people have been injured or killed in these incidents, they should know better. But they don't because guns are an expression of masculinity by very insecure men.
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Phobophilia posted:Idiot hillbillies all over the world love to shoot their guns into the air during celebrations, people have been injured or killed in these incidents, they should know better. it's really because they're stupid and/or have impulse control
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