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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

How can you say I’ll still be paying for others’ healthcare AND that there are bloodsucking middlemen preventing them from getting healthcare? Check and mate socialailures :smug:

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

I liked GetFiscal’s version too

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1157637811459244033?s=21

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

when did getfiscal become cool and funny instead of the bad poster we all used to make fun of

I am not complaining, I like this new getfiscal

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TheMichaelMoran/status/1160479380319154176?s=19

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Bertrand Hustle posted:

when did getfiscal become cool and funny instead of the bad poster we all used to make fun of

I am not complaining, I like this new getfiscal

Nobody on twitter took his trolling seriously so he focused on making it funny instead

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1160989590003617792

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/shanley/status/1160999220741984257

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/Yadda_xyz/status/1160334836445433860?s=19

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Shanley and her book are like the dumbest, tamest version of the Star Citizen scam. Low stakes, low investment, but forever grifting.

e: $30 to preorder her book, with this disclaimer: Forthcoming, maybe, fall 2018. However, the book will come out when it's loving done, so please don't pre-order if you are going to give me poo poo for it taking longer than planned. I do not need that type of bullshit energy in my life while I take on the hardest project I have ever attempted. Thank you.

Last book blog post was Oct 2017. In truth she’s no different from hundreds of would-be novelists except she is more famous somehow. A do enjoy someone endlessly complaining about how hard writing is, so I always perk up when she is brought into a conversation.

LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Aug 12, 2019

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
these'll never not be lame

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/rain4estwhitaka/status/1160783653972119557?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/LaterCapitalism/status/1161026442202886149?s=19

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

LawfulWaffle posted:

Shanley and her book are like the dumbest, tamest version of the Star Citizen scam. Low stakes, low investment, but forever grifting.

e: $30 to preorder her book, with this disclaimer: Forthcoming, maybe, fall 2018. However, the book will come out when it's loving done, so please don't pre-order if you are going to give me poo poo for it taking longer than planned. I do not need that type of bullshit energy in my life while I take on the hardest project I have ever attempted. Thank you.

Last book blog post was Oct 2017. In truth she’s no different from hundreds of would-be novelists except she is more famous somehow. A do enjoy someone endlessly complaining about how hard writing is, so I always perk up when she is brought into a conversation.

https://twitter.com/shanley/status/1114981801229860865

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I see Lowtax is back on Twitter again.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






I'm sorry, but this is not a good tweet.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1160029263741030403

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

lol, thank you

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The tweet from a Disney marketing dude named Jeffrey Epstein this weekend reminded me of a similar viral tweet thread of unfortunately named randos commiserating about some news story earlier this year, but I can’t remember which rear end in a top hat or assholes they were named after. Anyone remember?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
@JonJones is a video game producer and art director and maintains a Tumblr called wrongjonjones for when the hatred that should be directed at the cokehead woman-beating hit-and-run-on-a-pregnant-woman UFC fighter Jon Jones gets thrown at him.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Dr Christmas posted:

The tweet from a Disney marketing dude named Jeffrey Epstein this weekend reminded me of a similar viral tweet thread of unfortunately named randos commiserating about some news story earlier this year, but I can’t remember which rear end in a top hat or assholes they were named after. Anyone remember?

Poor journalist Matt Gertz always gets accidentally tagged whenever Congresshole Matt Gaetz does something stupid.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Poor journalist Matt Gertz always gets accidentally tagged whenever Congresshole Matt Gaetz does something stupid.





sorry for tiny text I borrowed them

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/1161066400800235522

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:





sorry for tiny text I borrowed them

What is this, a screencap for ants?!?!?!

I also like this one:

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1100505985540648961

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Dr Christmas posted:

The tweet from a Disney marketing dude named Jeffrey Epstein this weekend reminded me of a similar viral tweet thread of unfortunately named randos commiserating about some news story earlier this year, but I can’t remember which rear end in a top hat or assholes they were named after. Anyone remember?

I think it was a group of Brett Kavanaughs. OR at least one or two and then some other famous badname.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/KiIledByDeath__/status/1160911717720829957?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

"Your mother takes your 3DS so you'll stop Tweeting. It fills you with DETERMINATION."

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Captain Monkey posted:

I think it was a group of Brett Kavanaughs. OR at least one or two and then some other famous badname.

I think when Ian Watkins from Lostprophets was in the news for being a pedophile there was another Ian Watkins on twitter copping a lot of misdirected hate.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

John Lewis is another example, the poor guy managed to grab @johnlewis only to be endlessly flooded with messages intended for a British department store :v:

https://twitter.com/johnlewis

quote:

Computer science educator, father of four, social liberal, atheist, and not a retail store.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/1070932328728297473

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Brandi_Davis81/status/1160926874735976450

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"Your mother takes your 3DS so you'll stop Tweeting. It fills you with DETERMINATION."

It's truly an amazing saga.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

My Spirit Otter posted:

It's truly an amazing saga.

3DS was funny.

The "this is her mother using my daughter's phone to take a pic of the 3DS, which is still displaying the prior post, and then tweet it to her account" message just screams someone trying to double-dip the joke chip.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1161102918252204037?s=20

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Dad jokes are best jokes

https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/1161096461100077056?s=21

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


oh great, now I gotta go thru all these again

https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/watchmen-funnies/1/

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

...there’s a front page?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Finally, someone used a bad phrase for good
https://twitter.com/rain4estwhitaka/status/1160783653972119557?s=20

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Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Dr Christmas posted:

The tweet from a Disney marketing dude named Jeffrey Epstein this weekend reminded me of a similar viral tweet thread of unfortunately named randos commiserating about some news story earlier this year, but I can’t remember which rear end in a top hat or assholes they were named after. Anyone remember?

Reminds me of that guy with a last name "Kennery" or something and the guy looks vaguely like JFK so whenever he posts something political. Conservatives jump in like "Oh yeah well your relative killed a woman in Chappaquiddick so shut your face"

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