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Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




steve jail was epstein in disguise

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

karma_coma posted:

this is insane.

also what is the crack ping thing? I don’t get it

it's the sound of a brain breaking

it's a c-spam meme

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"
he killed himself and snuk the body out so he could reanimate himself in the future to go back in time and kill himself and close the time loop

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

How the gently caress do you even get a submarine license? How does that exist anywhere outside the Navy?

There's a lot of commercially available submarines for sea floor tours and such. Obviously you'd need a lot of money to buy one, but if you have Pedophile Ring money then you're good to go for sure.

There's even a plan for a luxury yacht/sub that would cost 2.3 billion dollars. Of course it's never been built, but the design doc is still floating around out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjwZJF1sIsg

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

There's a lot of commercially available submarines for sea floor tours and such. Obviously you'd need a lot of money to buy one, but if you have Pedophile Ring money then you're good to go for sure.

There's even a plan for a luxury yacht/sub that would cost 2.3 billion dollars. Of course it's never been built, but the design doc is still floating around out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjwZJF1sIsg

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea except Captain Nemo is a pedophile

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

twoday posted:

it's the sound of a brain breaking

it's a c-spam meme
For reference:


The original had a picture of trump

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


lol turns out the pedo guy was ol musky all along.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

The original had a picture of the helldude

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat
Dustin Hofman's phone number didn't answer.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Epstein Behind Barrs syndrome

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

twit666 posted:

Dustin Hofman's phone number didn't answer.

lol

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

is there any actual evidence for the body double theory?

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Best Friends posted:

is there any actual evidence for the body double theory?

shut up nerd

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rated PG-34 posted:

steve jail was epstein in disguise

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I don't believe Epstein was smart enough to set up a dead man's switch.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Best Friends posted:

is there any actual evidence for the body double theory?

uhhhh use your fuckin eyes dude

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If anything a billionaire pedophiles dead man's switch just unleashes more pedophilia into the world

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I don't believe Epstein was smart enough to set up a dead man's switch.

why do you think he got steven hawking to visit his pedo island

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I don't believe Epstein was smart enough to set up a dead man's switch.

pretty sure he was strictly into live girls

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I don't believe Epstein was smart enough to set up a dead man's switch.

Dead man's switch just means Angel Lust in this context

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/k1llurboss/status/1161127243415822336?s=21

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

FAUXTON posted:

pretty sure he was strictly into live girls

thank u for defending the sexual probity of ol shriekin' jeff

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

punished milkman posted:

thank u for defending the sexual probity of ol shriekin' jeff

maybe the rest of the trial docs will change that :thumbsup:

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1161308663442792451

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Best Friends posted:

is there any actual evidence for the body double theory?

there's a picture of his corpse being rolled out looking exactly as himself, that some people managed to over-read into it being someone else because they were comparing the left side of his face to the right side

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/JaneLytv/status/1161309555965530113

ok that's all i'm good, ready to wake up from the simulation now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

pancake rabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/JaneLytv/status/1161309555965530113

ok that's all i'm good, ready to wake up from the simulation now

lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
this epstein story has literally everything you'd want. when does dr. sexcake pop up

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Best Friends posted:

is there any actual evidence for the body double theory?

The "autopsy" is still being conducted after 3 days?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

that tweet actually just willed "Steve Jail" into existence, retconning reality

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

isn't that just someone with an EMT-channel scanner?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

well first a guy flew a plane into a building and then your newspaper used it to get a million iraqis killed for some reason

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

pancake rabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/JaneLytv/status/1161309555965530113

ok that's all i'm good, ready to wake up from the simulation now

Someone here said it when I posted the tweet w/ screen caps, but a nyc prison guard posting on /pol/ is basically the least surprising thing in this whole mess

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


G.I.N. and juice

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I googled G.I.N. and I still don't know what the gently caress it is. I guess I don't have high enough level Epstein Brain to understand the word salads.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

John Bolton was ordered to show him video to remind him, yes indeed he was on the loving island.

also holy poo poo how do you guys keep up with this thread past midnight and not end up with nightmares? this is the third night i completely hosed up my dreams with this poo poo. EGGS!

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
:siren: Possible DERSH sighting? :siren:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1161309233553559553?s=20

E: in a few months lol

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

pancake rabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/JaneLytv/status/1161309555965530113

ok that's all i'm good, ready to wake up from the simulation now

Lol but I'm more disturbed by the Wart Pepe

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