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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

low effort cover up

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inferis
Dec 30, 2003

I work for a federal agency and the guys who fall asleep at work fall asleep every single day so if those guys were assigned there it was on purpose.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

that’s what i’m sayin, if we get a bit more info bernie should use this poo poo to show how absolutely hosed the rich are

If you aren’t voting Bernie or bust after this global billionaire pedo poo poo with Epstein then just :ughh:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tylersayten posted:

If you aren’t voting Bernie or bust after this global billionaire pedo poo poo with Epstein then just :ughh:

We bust for Bernie or we bust the world.

There's nothing left.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

it's been 3 days since True Anon posted a teaser for the 4th episode but the 4th episode has yet to be posted :tinfoil:

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

Taintrunner posted:

We bust for Bernie or we bust the world.

There's nothing left.

LOL voting

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Christoph posted:

LOL voting

We put Bernie into office and people stop thinking about politics as some sort of bullshit Numbers Fuckstein horseshit of fellating the wealthy in the hopes of maybe getting some sort of minor tax credit relief for workers, they start realizing government is an extension of their communities, their lives. Like it or not, it really is something that matters a great deal. People have had their brains so broken from propaganda and indoctrination, they don't know what words mean no more.

We can make them mean something again.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Or we let the world burn to poo poo and piss and we murder every fuckface crapitalist that participated in this loving nightmare in cold blood as they try to run and hide in their air conditioned bunker harems.

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

TeenageArchipelago posted:

The FBI was looking for stuff in the water around pedo island. There's a picture earlier in the thread, or there's this qanon guy who has been taking drone video of the island. I haven't watched it, but it might have that

https://youtu.be/bLB6r7-wsjc

there's already a goddamn self-loading cement truck on the island so it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that there are some cement blocks containing bodies down there

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

it's been 3 days since True Anon posted a teaser for the 4th episode but the 4th episode has yet to be posted :tinfoil:

Ep 4 is out already, it's just patron only.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

pyrotek posted:

I'm always way too lazy to try to figure out who the people that aren't completely obvious are in these types of things.

The princess is definitely Kerry Kennedy. The A Lister shouldn't be too hard to figure out. it might be fanfic. reading it, and indeed any of this, did not help me in my life in any way. it all might be fanfic

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Ogantai posted:

Ep 4 is out already, it's just patron only.

please post a direct link. if it's good i'll probably subscribe to the patreon, at least while all this poo poo is playing out lol

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Socks4Hands posted:

there's already a goddamn self-loading cement truck on the island so it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that there are some cement blocks containing bodies down there

There’s no way Epstein or his billionaire clientele never killed any of the kids after they were done raping them.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Socks4Hands posted:

there's already a goddamn self-loading cement truck on the island so it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that there are some cement blocks containing bodies down there

The cement truck at least sort of makes sense, what’s really weird is the ambulance!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
sex ambulance

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

twoday posted:

The cement truck at least sort of makes sense, what’s really weird is the ambulance!

Not if there's some malnourished sex slaves chained up somewhere :tinfoil:

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

clambulance

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

The worst thing about the credulous "hurr it's just a suicide and you're all conspiracy theorists!" morons are that the revelations here have little to do with Epstein himself. The big story is that we've all been given a massive glimpse into the unchecked, ridiculous power of billionaires and the interconnected and nepotistic elite. Even if half this stuff didn't happen, it COULD happen, because no one knows what the gently caress these people are doing on their private islands with their private jets and subs and helicopters. They're almost completely above the law.

There can be literally zero conspiracy here and the takeaway should still be "Holy poo poo we have to do something about these loving billionaires"

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
guillotine all billionaires and reorganize our political and economic structures at this point. idc if the reorganization is something i'd disagree with. at least it'd be a clean slate

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TeenageArchipelago posted:

oh for sure, at least a few minutes, probably. you're not breaking your neck or anything, so it's gonna be the long way

its impossible, you'd just pass out

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

so how long is it until the corporate media just outright normalizes institutional pedophilia blatantly and proudly

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

yeah i'm staying out of D&D i can't take that level of brainworms. imagine furiously posting on SA from your lovely desk job, mortally offended on behalf of the ruling class when it's pointed out that wealthy people do heinous poo poo and get away with it because they're wealthy.

this goes back to that effort post i made about how the biggest dangers to the future of our species is are actually these smug lib dipshits and not the maga chuds, who are at least insane enough to occasionally be correct in their choice of target.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

the dam's gonna bust open sooner or later, probably when everyone's dying, they're definitely gonna try something to soften the blow

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

so how long is it until the corporate media just outright normalizes institutional pedophilia blatantly and proudly

I mean, that poo poo has been soft-pedaled since forever. Society has acculturated people to associate markers for extreme youthfulness with markers for feminine beauty and sexuality. That poo poo's in any gender theory 101 class.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

some of the people scoffing at the idea of an epstein conspiracy earnestly believe vladimir putin controls donald trump, its all very cool

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Zas posted:

some of the people scoffing at the idea of an epstein conspiracy earnestly believe vladimir putin controls donald trump, its all very cool

gh0stpinballa posted:

yeah i'm staying out of D&D i can't take that level of brainworms. imagine furiously posting on SA from your lovely desk job, mortally offended on behalf of the ruling class when it's pointed out that wealthy people do heinous poo poo and get away with it because they're wealthy.

this goes back to that effort post i made about how the biggest dangers to the future of our species is are actually these smug lib dipshits and not the maga chuds, who are at least insane enough to occasionally be correct in their choice of target.

occam's razor simply says these shitlibs are pedophiles, OPs

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1161481815972098051?s=19

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1161492970530582534?s=19

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the dam's gonna bust open sooner or later, probably when everyone's dying, they're definitely gonna try something to soften the blow

Epstein allegedly had blackmail on Prime Ministers and Presidents around the world in addition to billionaires and celebrities. Imagine what would happen to world relations and markets if concrete evidence like video recordings came out of Presidents and multinational CEOs literally raping children. It would likely even spark the possibility of Americans finally turning off Netflix and Pornhub in favor of starting a long overdue revolution in this country.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

anyway the drip feed of information feels like clarifications/filling in plot holes on the fly.

"oh poo poo he died in prison"

but how?

"oh. uh. he hung himself"

wasn't he on suicide watch?

"no, it's a whole crazy thing"

why wasn't he on suicide watch?

"gosh that's a good question. psychiatrist said he was fine"

okay. um, he hung himself with what materials in a suicide proof cell?

"uh underfunded prisons, staff not checking for contraband"

okay but what about the check ins?

"overworked staff, reported nothing amiss"

how come they didn't notice the attempt?

"actually they were all asleep and they falsified the logs"

can we get a comment from them?

"yeah we immediately placed them on leave"

what about the screams reported?

"yeah it's a whole crazy thing"

okay, im sold, time to smug the real enemy again - the commies!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

tylersayten posted:

Epstein allegedly had blackmail on Prime Ministers and Presidents around the world in addition to billionaires and celebrities. Imagine what would happen to world relations and markets if concrete evidence like video recordings came out of Presidents and multinational CEOs literally raping children. It would likely even spark the possibility of Americans finally turning off Netflix and Pornhub in favor of starting a long overdue revolution in this country.
well, it may, but only because the markets collapsed because of the news (and i doubt they're going to let it end up that way, hence the possibility of just normalizing this poo poo) giving child rapists the excuse to zero every human being's bank accounts

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
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the epstein case, and everything related to it, is lovecraftian, in the sense that your first glimpse of it will drive you absolutely insane

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Any news on the guards not being guards or whatever the gently caress this is a shitshow lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Taintrunner posted:

How the gently caress did he have a bunk bed in a single cell. How was it high enough to hang himself. Now, I'm no Mythbuster, but my brokebrains is makin' me do some calculations here I'd rather not thunk aboot.

You can hang yourself off a door handle real easily. You're not looking to break your neck like with the gallows

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

The only way I'll believe that Epstein hanged himself is if it turns out he was autoerotically asphyxiating himself at the same time.

Svensken
May 29, 2010
I'm the suicide proof cell that has a bunk bed despite only holding one prisoner

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This usually Hollywood secrets blog reckons things are even better for child traffickers than ever

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/08/todays-blind-items-funding.html?m=1

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
so weird that the piss tape and pizzagate are both real

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

RobattoJesus posted:

The only way I'll believe that Epstein hanged himself is if it turns out he was autoerotically asphyxiating himself at the same time.

What better coverup than making sure everyone laughs at the victim of the assassination instead of looking into it further?

What I'm saying is that David Carradine had information that could lead into the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Jose posted:

This usually Hollywood secrets blog reckons things are even better for child traffickers than ever

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/08/todays-blind-items-funding.html?m=1

well yeah a naked show of power by offing the one guy who could blow your operation open will do that

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