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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
There are more years between Clarissa Explains It All and now than Clarissa Explains It All and the Cambrian Explosion.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


For a while I was going to the eye hospital fairly often and they seem to make you do this test no matter what you came in for - always with the same chart - and I eventually had to ask them to change it because I actually had memorised it through repetition. I wasn't trying to, it was just unavoidable.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1161633737727193089

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


Can somebody unpack this for me? I know about the whole Epstein thing, I just have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's a troll, it's parodying Clinton stans

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

I had to look up what a stan was, maybe this isn't the thread for me. Here's a thing, though:

https://twitter.com/itsmebeccam/status/1085666125487124480

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1147030507621761025

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

cyberia posted:

I think when Ian Watkins from Lostprophets was in the news for being a pedophile there was another Ian Watkins on twitter copping a lot of misdirected hate.

Not Twitter but relevant

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JazzCochina/status/1161621409078153216

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1161836277567754240?s=20

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo, the bios

and this:

https://twitter.com/TheKenChilds/status/1161847717397696512?s=20

nerdz has a new favorite as of 05:11 on Aug 15, 2019

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

None of the FC Ambassador accounts follow anybody

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
Someone in the replies also pointed out that a bunch of obvious dummy accounts make up most of the Amazon drone twitter followers.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://mobile.twitter.com/shanley/status/1161871914219888641

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1161296140530270209?s=20

Piell has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Aug 15, 2019

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






This is the thread for Good Tweets, not whatever this is


E: for content
https://twitter.com/s8n/status/1161971703536332800?s=20

Leon Sumbitches has a new favorite as of 13:08 on Aug 15, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1161877870265823232?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/chrisrobinson/status/1161808313929146368?s=20

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Whole thread is a pro read.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/oheypete/status/1161304812924932102

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/hansdickie/status/1161693974836498432?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/AliEldrazi/status/1161999672510222336

They call it....nail clipper for goats

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/llw902/status/1161969200237359104?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ramlover69/status/1162037030202642433?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/dollyxparton/status/1161734360464338945?s=12

"Some of you have written in suggesting that I'm a wack job"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/dollyxparton/status/1161734360464338945?s=12

"Some of you have written in suggesting that I'm a wack job"

:dogbutton:

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BrettDavisRIP/status/1161974615876481024

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/clickhole/status/1162093310284062720?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Well. That certainly was a decision that was made.

If you were curious, these guys won first place. They have an elaborate folding chair dance set to the Kennedy Assassination. They cut away the Zapruder Film a frame before his head explodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szMP57jnWVI

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

For sale: nail clipper for goats, never used.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

this strikes me as more :psyduck: than the possum lady

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That was loving horrifying.

How tone deaf and disconnected from reality do you have to be to make children dance to LMFAO?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



America.... Bounced back! Xbox

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Holy poo poo, opossum lady followed by 9/11 dancers, that's as good as it's ready as ever going to get.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

i feel like lmfao would not party to that

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

above post was bullshit, lmfao would party to anything

i apologize to lmfao and also all partiers

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


This woman is my hero.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The responses are the good tweets:

https://twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/1161416162443485184

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

theyre apologizing for the inconvenience in the name of democracy

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