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My Shoes posted:good post dude It was better than this one
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I don't know who this is a rereg of but I get the feeling they wasted 
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Aug 11, 2019 12:20
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Splicer posted:I don't know who this is a rereg of but I get the feeling they wasted
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Aug 11, 2019 12:42
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purple death ray posted:It was better than this one eh, I was tired. Also, if spending 10 bucks is such a big deal to you, ya need a better job dude.
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Aug 11, 2019 13:55
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quote:When I go to take a poo poo, I grab some toilet paper and then cover two of my fingers, put them up my butt, and manually dig the poo poo out/stimulate my rear end enough that it comes out. In a way a confession that says "I'm weird, I know I don't need to be weird, it's a personal choice, just wanted to say it" is the purest kind quote:Greetings Loq, it's your old contributor <redacted>, the one who wrote a bunch of things for your thread. I usually don't like to post feshes that break or attempt to break kayfabe in some way but I thought I'd make an exception for bug warrior So you know, though, the name they provided is not currently an SA username according to forums search, but it does line up with an email address someone wrote in from taking credit for a number of previous feshes about a year ago Because they were a while ago and the summaries are great without context, here's a few of those: quote:-I accidentally murdered my co-worker so my boss didn't have to pay work comp The only one of those I can remember off the top of my head is the last one loquacius fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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Aug 12, 2019 13:56
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My Shoes posted:Damnit if I say anything now im just trap sprung :P I actually don't eat very much tho and only health food Solice Kirsk posted:Whose re-reg are you? She's obviously Pick yah dinguses.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:00
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morally adept posted:She's obviously Pick yah dinguses. Hah. I am not Pick.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:12
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I vaguely remember the one about avoiding the workers comp murder.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:16
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I don’t follow forum drama but if pick got perma’d I’d like a link to the thread, please, because I’ve seen the kind of stuff she wrote that didn’t get her the boot and holy poo poo I need to see this.
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Aug 13, 2019 11:08
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Pick is still around and posting about Star Trek just this afternoon?
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Aug 13, 2019 12:10
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Pick is one of the very few goons I have spoken to outside of the forums, so I think since we're "internet buds" she would tell me if I asked if she was a rereg.
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Aug 13, 2019 14:35
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GBS completely bizarre fixation on Pick goes through phases, like Seasons. They are all gross.
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Aug 13, 2019 15:32
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When i first heard the word Pick i was confused I thought it meant a poster who has a dick then I did some research and found out that she was a chick then goons thought i was her and that this was some kinda trick but im not im just another re-reg goon(ette) and my brain is not that quick.
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Aug 13, 2019 17:27
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My Shoes posted:When i first heard the word Pick Nice!
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Aug 13, 2019 18:16
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loquacius posted:In a way a confession that says "I'm weird, I know I don't need to be weird, it's a personal choice, just wanted to say it" is the purest kind I used to have to dig tonsilloliths out of my tonsils, so I had almost no gag reflex. So when I would have to puke, it'd take a bunch of heaving unless I made myself by sticking fingers down my throat. Now that's p much the only way I can puke. So be careful, poo-digging goon. You might train your butt to not poo right. Thank you all for reading my not-anonymous confession.
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Aug 13, 2019 19:51
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Why did I google image search tonsilloliths
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Aug 14, 2019 22:36
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loquacius posted:Real wall of text here I know this is old but I've been catching up and I wanted to add to this: Dude, you know, you don't have to have buttsex, right? Just be up front that you're not into penetration, and you'll find plenty of guys who are into oral-only or frottage or handjobs or whatever. Don't feel like you have to do anything that makes you uncomfortable while you explore your sexuality. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm headed over to BYOB to find the big dick daddy dong dongarium. 
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Aug 14, 2019 22:55
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Splicer posted:Why did I google image search tonsilloliths Be grateful you didn’t do a video search. And that we can’t get smells over the internet yet.
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Aug 15, 2019 09:26
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Araenna posted:I used to have to dig tonsilloliths out of my tonsils, so I had almost no gag reflex. So when I would have to puke, it'd take a bunch of heaving unless I made myself by sticking fingers down my throat. Now that's p much the only way I can puke. So be careful, poo-digging goon. You might train your butt to not poo right. Thank you all for reading my not-anonymous confession. hey I have the same problem but mine's courtesy of bulimia and the excessively stubborn hole where my gall bladder used to be learn to make yourself throw up, never have a stomach ache again but risk permanently loving up your teeth and esophagus and having a hosed up relationship with food. do you feel lucky? well, do ya, punk?
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Aug 21, 2019 23:55
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Nah I'm good. I just hate having the need to eat to survive. It's a major inconvenience. (Autism smiley)
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Aug 22, 2019 01:16
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quote:One of the Mighty Magiswords goons here. I am extremely disappointed in the cancellation of Mighty Magiswords. It has been difficult for me to achieve orgasm since the final episode aired in May. I have seen all the particularly arousing scenes that will ever exist, how am I supposed to feel the thrill I once did? I have written at least 20 letters to Cartoon Network so far and at this point my plight goes ignored. I will not give up until it is revived.  quote:I’ve lived alone for the last 11 years and don’t really date much. I picked up a lot of unique habits and, to me, they’re normal. But my parents have started visiting lately and have told me some of these are really weird. So I guess this confession is just “here’s done weird poo poo from a 42 year old goon”: Some of these sound made-up but some are too boring for that
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Aug 22, 2019 12:54
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Friday's on Fridays seems like a great little tradition, nothing is wrong with drinking cinnamon apple cider, having a great session jerk is always a good day, nothing weird about thinking about pretending to be a ghost (that's kinda funny), stop loving the tree.
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Aug 22, 2019 13:29
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Johnnies is a Britishism for condoms so that confused the gently caress out of me
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Aug 22, 2019 14:00
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Would you rather work with the clearly alcoholic goon who thinks he’s hiding it or the farty appleshits goon who keeps a picture of a tree on his desk and once a week comes in and sits on a hemorrhoid donut?
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Aug 22, 2019 14:03
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Lol at the idea that "the day you spend jerking yourself dry" has a name other than "Sunday"
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Aug 22, 2019 14:08
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Can it be the same goon?
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Aug 22, 2019 14:10
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Pour some brandy or whiskey into that apple juice and let the good times roll.
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Aug 22, 2019 14:12
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mfcrocker posted:Johnnies is a Britishism for condoms so that confused the gently caress out of me 
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Aug 22, 2019 15:40
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mfcrocker posted:Johnnies is a Britishism for condoms so that confused the gently caress out of me I thought it was that old myth that you could boil a condom and make it stretch insanely far.
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Aug 22, 2019 15:59
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TheKennedys posted:hey I have the same problem but mine's courtesy of bulimia and the excessively stubborn hole where my gall bladder used to be I had a gastric bypass, so I generally don't have to worry about bile ruining my teeth anymore!
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Aug 22, 2019 16:03
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This is a website where people have a box of emergency pizza under their bed and ejaculate into flower pots that they store in their closet. And remember the guy who had a hole in his floor and he would lie down and stick his penis through it and pee in it on a regular basis, into the dirt under the house, but then his dog dug a hole into the pee zone and the next time he did it he accidentally peed on his dog? You are totally fine to drink apple cider and play video games at TGI Fridays and really go to town on yourself once a month
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Aug 22, 2019 16:04
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Emergency Floor Pizza was good. Clochette was an innovator.
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Aug 22, 2019 16:11
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I don't think having a whimsically-named apple drink is really that weird either but you guys are still being super charitable calling it "cider" 
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Aug 22, 2019 16:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BfF77Pvio me irl loquacius fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 22, 2019 |
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Aug 22, 2019 16:15
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loquacius posted:I don't think having a whimsically-named apple drink is really that weird either but you guys are still being super charitable calling it "cider" You ain't the president of cider pal
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Aug 22, 2019 16:41
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Azza Bamboo posted:I thought it was that old myth that you could boil a condom and make it stretch insanely far. I've been boiling my lucky condom for years.
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Aug 22, 2019 18:19
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yeah, boiled-down apple juice isn't cider; cider is unfiltered juice! It has a definition! poo poo, my state has rules about that kind of thing!
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Aug 22, 2019 18:52
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Where I'm from you'd only call it cider if it's alcoholic.
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Aug 22, 2019 19:44
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mfcrocker posted:Johnnies is a Britishism for condoms so that confused the gently caress out of me slurpin on some jhonnies
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Who the gently caress gets a blowjob with a condom on? I’ve never had that happen or even heard of that happen outside of... erm... “professional settings” in my life, and I’ve been boning for about half of it!
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