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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Pile Of Garbage posted:

came across this bot today, kinda simple but still fun. also responds if you @ it: https://twitter.com/This_Econ_Bot

https://twitter.com/This_Econ_Bot/status/1127598082928054273

"_________? In this economy?" sounds like a CaH black card.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Collateral Damage posted:

"_________? In this economy?" sounds like a CaH black card.

let me guess: "the holocaust"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Syd Midnight posted:

IMPROVING UPON BAD WEBCOMICS VIA PROCEDURAL GENERATION

I can't think of a title for my big magic testes webcomic, but I will never, ever get tired of next-generation Natural Language Processing AIs, they're the subconsciousness of the internet. So I fed some webcomics titles into GPT-2 and

quote:

Heavy Metal Gods of Wrestling 3
Hit-Truck
I Remember You and Me And You
I'm Not Being Served
Incarna
Instant Giant
It Came From Beneath the Ground
It Was Written
Laika 2.0
Malifaux Tales: "It's All Coming Out of the Eyes" (from the book)
Millennials Not Cool!
Moana
Mr. Peabody & Sherman: Men in Black
No Good Deed, No Bad Deed
Nick Fury: Agent of C.H.A.D.D.
Oh, You Pretty Things are Delicious

ok that went better than I thought. Some of those sound good. So lets try using it as a Large Hadron Collider of bad webcomics. I'll give it Webcomic Lists lowest ranked titles, #25,830 ("Ninj4'd") through #25,874 ("Sandals"), and see what we get

quote:

Bertrand Dupe & The Blue Blob
The Sinkhole
Boom Boom!
You Must Be a Robot!
Pissed On Me
Witchin'
The Big Bad Wolf of Stalag Xenobiology
What Is An Alien?
Lipstick Man
Duckie and Doodles
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead
Kiss Me, I'm Dying of Thirst
The Bumpkin Brothers
Mitten Man
Lucky Bastard
Babylonia? Badass!!!
Mr. Blonde
Ropes of Love
It Was a Long Trail
I Am Bitch
Saucer Head Killer
No Matter That, You Will Go Away!
Fellowship! We're Back!!!
It's Not Gonna Get Any Worse!
Zombie-Foxtrot!
Wormhole Parasites

they're kinda morphing into band names, but lets feed those back in recursively anyways

quote:

Bitch Don't Give a gently caress
I Am Not A Pretender
You Were a Good Man (When I Was Your Man)
When the Bell Rings...
How Long Have I Been Alive?!
It's Not My Fault!
poo poo, I Got A Little Feeling In That rear end!
The Man Who Knew
Pigging the Stupid Love Boar
Dude, Who's That Guy?
The Great One is Back!!!
You Can Only Make Out The Good Parts
If There Is a God, He's Gonna Make Lots More of That poo poo
Kong! I Got You!
I'm a Mad As Hell
Doll, Baby
Door to Door Salesman: An rear end with No Back Door
Witchin' Man: That's A Good Time for a Little Talk
I Am Going to Go to Heaven!!!
Dirty Rat Girl
Dancing Boy Not Good!
hosed Up Dealer: What do you give a snake?
Duke of Hellas: A Piece of poo poo
Who's in That Suit?
The Little Things That Really Work
If Only I Was More Awesome
It's Me, Dick!

and feed those into it:

quote:

Where's My Car
loving Girlfriend
A Man is a Man! (The Moustache)
I Have A Friend!
I've Been Dropping My gently caress Off
Buddy and Dudes
Hey, Man!
Dirty Lips
You Got a Problem?
Tiny Little Slut
It's My Fault!
The Biggest gently caress
Sandy Stacks the Rocks
I'm Gonna Kill You - Part 2
gently caress Me with A Hammer!
Dirty Dick!
gently caress Me with a Hammer and a Micky Dick
I'm the poo poo!
I'm the poo poo!
I'm the poo poo!

at this point it simply repeats "I'm the poo poo!", over and over again. Humankind doesn't stand a chance. All Hail the machines.


im 'Door to Door Salesman: An rear end with No Back Door'

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Synthbuttrange posted:

If There Is a God, He's Gonna Make Lots More of That poo poo

:allears:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



YDHPOS

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

quote:

poo poo, I Got A Little Feeling In That rear end!

lol

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

a lot of these are awesome, would at least read based on the title alone until i realized it was a poorly drawn fetish comic

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/This_Econ_Bot/status/1135661480374915078

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

where's that huge list of shortcuts ai has taken to achieve its goal, been trying to find it but there's a lot of posts in here.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Synthbuttrange posted:

where's that huge list of shortcuts ai has taken to achieve its goal, been trying to find it but there's a lot of posts in here.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/e/2PACX-1vRPiprOaC3HsCf5Tuum8bRfzYUiKLRqJmbOoC-32JorNdfyTiRRsR7Ea5eWtvsWzuxo8bjOxCG84dAg/pubhtml

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thx radium

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i love this list so much

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats it, thank you

quote:

In a game meant to simulate the evolution of creatures, the programmer had to remove "a survival strategy where creatures could gain energy by suffocating themselves"

lomarf

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

infernal machines posted:

i love this list so much

i used like three or four examples from it in a keynote at u of helsinki a few months ago

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

quote:

Creatures bred for speed grow really tall and generate high velocities by falling over

loving amazing

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

infernal machines posted:

i love this list so much

:same:

Trig Discipline posted:

i used like three or four examples from it in a keynote at u of helsinki a few months ago

That's super rad.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/this-clever-ai-hid-data-from-its-creators-to-cheat-at-its-appointed-task/

Oh no computer stop cheating!

quote:

This practice of encoding data into images isn’t new; it’s an established science called steganography, and it’s used all the time to, say, watermark images or add metadata like camera settings. But a computer creating its own steganographic method to evade having to actually learn to perform the task at hand is rather new.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1143051216932335616

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

tag yourself, i’m the GCV rear end FEDERATION

https://twitter.com/janellecshane/status/1144207869887307776

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1144556357770760194

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Isaac posted:

Heres a bunch of gifs from my adventures in machine learning:







flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

what if terry gilliam were a computer

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



when the crabs get loose at the grocery store

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/DailyInspiroBot/status/1145255673246056448

:hmmyes:

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

computers are like the rear end in a top hat genie that grants you your wish but in some twisted way

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Which makes me a little more worried when I see stuff like https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-02/computer-invents-flu-vaccine-in-world-first/11271170

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
i only collected 60 twots cus i cba scraping or parsing someone elses jams but heres yet another trumpov bot:

BORING! Just Aliens Of To And But Deal, People Jong Crooked Can And
Withdrawn! Humanitarian “toasted” Campaign Have Previous Run Obama Which My You
Crazy hunt chairman will score. and a state Country stock to heard asylum. sand..
To, said democrats. Crime have.
Such am important head work it sleepy
Japan. New ....They I Been Very Which Japan After

i should say it has a random chance of capitalizing a word and that ive not done any real cleanup, like close parenthesis and such. plus im bad

my new dog fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jul 2, 2019

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/kimkierkegaard/status/1013403535357235202

:hmmyes:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yes indeed

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://waifulabs.com/blog/ax

oh no.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/DailyInspiroBot/status/1153228203931996161

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang






Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

lmao, those faux hipster product descriptions about deep learning stuff on the booth

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1161804775563890688

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/DailyInspiroBot/status/1156127309310513152

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


my favorite one of those is "women science fiction authors"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1161261415187062784

:thunk:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
some people just really hate their families i guess

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



could be someone elses family

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