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Volcott posted:Did your dick rot off? You may be entitled to substantial compensation. You maybe not though as they're paying by the inch.
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Duel for Dildo as Matt Damon fans challenge Jimmy Kimmel's mayoral bid
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The actual article doesn't live up to the headline. e: but there is this: quote:"He made a good point about the American president the other day, so I think that stands for itself," referring to Kimmel's line Monday: "If we can have a dildo running America, why can't we have an American running Dildo?" venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 04:01 on Aug 15, 2019 |
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Aug 15, 2019 14:30
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This is the perfect headline/blurb for establishing that something has gone horribly wrong in a time travel movie: Trump aides look into U.S. purchasing Greenland after directives from president quote:President Trump has pushed top aides to investigate whether the U.S. government can purchase the giant ice-smothered island of Greenland, two people with direct knowledge of the directive said.
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Aug 16, 2019 12:58
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I have questions. Firstly, why? Secondly...no, on second thought, that's about it.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I have questions. Firstly, why? It's one of those ideas where you're like "this is clearly stupid and impractical, but I'd still very much like to hear you explain why you want to do it in the first place, so let's put those objections to the side for a moment..."
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Aug 16, 2019 13:31
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I 100% guarantee he thinks Greenland is as big as it is on maps
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Aug 16, 2019 13:32
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Natural resources, arctic territory for claims and shipping lanes.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I have questions. Firstly, why? Economic exclusion zones, underseas resources and in future, shipping lanes thru the arctic region, which is becoming increasingly accessible due to the global temperature rising. Unlike Antarctic, Arctic region is mostly open sea, not permafrost tundra if you remove the ice so the resources are actually quite easy to harvest if there is even a small window to build and maintain infrastructure and the sea no longer freezes completely over. Danes would be fools to sell. However, in near future it is not very far-fetched idea that the Russians will at some point start to organize some poo poo there, similarly as what they already do with the Norwegians and Canada over the Arctic sea.
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Der Kyhe posted:Economic exclusion zones, underseas resources and in future, shipping lanes thru the arctic region, which is becoming increasingly accessible due to the global temperature rising. Unlike Antarctic, Arctic region is mostly open sea, not permafrost tundra if you remove the ice so the resources are actually quite easy to harvest if there is even a small window to build and maintain infrastructure and the sea no longer freezes completely over. Does anyone believe that Trump has thought of any of this?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Does anyone believe that Trump has thought of any of this? Of course not. But the general idea is surprisingly sane, and "even the broken clock is sometimes right" etc...
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Aug 16, 2019 13:40
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At this point I'll buy that he wants to resettle the unwanted refugees there and has no idea that Greenland is an inhabited country. Or doesn't care.
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Splicer posted:I 100% guarantee he thinks Greenland is as big as it is on maps Look at this yuge island the size of Africa, we have to have it And thus, Mercator strikes again.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:53
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Hey. Good sir mr. American. There's people living in Greenland. It's their land. You're not going to buy Greenland from Denmark anymore than you are going to buy Belgium from Denmark, this is utterly insane. what is wrong with you sometimes
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US history says otherwise TBH
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Aug 16, 2019 14:44
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Der Kyhe posted:Economic exclusion zones, underseas resources and in future, shipping lanes thru the arctic region, which is becoming increasingly accessible due to the global temperature rising. Unlike Antarctic, Arctic region is mostly open sea, not permafrost tundra if you remove the ice so the resources are actually quite easy to harvest if there is even a small window to build and maintain infrastructure and the sea no longer freezes completely over. Greenland is self-governing anyway, so I don't think Denmark could sell it even if we wanted.
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Krankenstyle posted:Greenland is self-governing anyway, so I don't think Denmark could sell it even if we wanted. *Gives Denmark free money* *Invades Greenland*
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Aug 16, 2019 15:39
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Liberate Greenland
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What's next then on the shopping list, Scotland?
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Krankenstyle posted:Greenland is self-governing anyway, so I don't think Denmark could sell it even if we wanted. Greenland may be self-governing but for international law and sovereignty purposes it still is under the rule of Denmark and therefore considered as a territory or region of Denmark. So unless Trump wants to go to a war with another NATO country, Denmark has to agree to cede the territory, whatever the regional government of Greenland decides. Hypothetically, if the local gov said no and Copenhagen sold the place anyway, I think legally there is very little the local gov could do besides try fighting, negotiate for continuance of self-government, or get replaced. This all of course being highly hypothetical since peaceful exchange or purchase of territory is nowadays very special case anyway.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:What's next then on the shopping list, Scotland? gently caress yeah, tow that poo poo over to Florida so we can have some mountains! We have toooons of lager and fried food. I'll start the BBQ now! We will take over the world. Like a kilted, drunken, incomprehensible Golden Horde carried along by our noble pick-ups, surrounded by massive packs of pit-bulls, spitting fire at all your stop-signs. The beer-runs will be epic.
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The entire world will lay tributes of Pilsner at our feet, just to keep us out of their convenience stores. The shape of our Earth will be taught to children by observing the Scotch egg. Their will be weight to our curses. Puerto Rico will point, laugh, and jet off to colonize Spain; they will be the only ones to survive our stupidity-induced global suicide. It'll be fun though!
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Aug 16, 2019 17:04
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...let me just call Vietnam real quick.
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satire: https://hyperallergic.com/492730/archaeologists-discover-worlds-oldest-break-up-letter-at-neo-babylonian-site/
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I have questions. Firstly, why? It would mean that the USA basically has Canada surrounded. Trump wants to crack that country open and feast on the maple syrup blood he believes runs through the veins of the whole country.
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Inceltown posted:It would mean that the USA basically has Canada surrounded. Trump wants to crack that country open and feast on the maple syrup blood he believes runs through the veins of the whole country. But we all know that the power armor technology is strategically lacking behind and Vault-Tech is yet to build their first civilian test la---- vaults.
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Seaside town's high-tech anti-sex toilets will spray users with waterquote:The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl is planning to install anti-sex public toilets that would spray occupants with water and sound an alarm. Violent movement sensors would automatically open the doors and sound high-pitched alarms, with fine water jets soaking the interior. Weight-sensitive floors would ensure only one user could be in a cubicle at a time, to safeguard against “inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism”.
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How fat is this town? Because I foresee problems here
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"To stop anti-social use"? Banging in a public toilet seems more social than the other traditional uses.
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This is just a cynical attempt to get an influx of sex tourism from people whose fantasy is banging in a public restroom while alarms screech and water sprays onto them.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:This is just a cynical attempt to get an influx of sex tourism from people whose fantasy is banging in a public restroom while alarms screech and water sprays onto them.
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wtf who wouldn't have sex on a toilet that sprays? not in wales though
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