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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Getting a very 2001 vibe from this room, except for the cows.

Yeah I was gonna post “plenty of room for your Monolith”

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PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

because that shits ugly

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
tbh I don't mind the design aesthetic overall, its got a roche bobois thing going on

at least its well-done

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

BigFactory posted:

The painting on the wall is funny.

It's a print from the Dina Goldstein collection "Fallen Princesses".
https://www.dinagoldstein.com/fallen-princesses/

FoldableHuman
Mar 26, 2017

Brute Squad posted:

It's a print from the Dina Goldstein collection "Fallen Princesses".
https://www.dinagoldstein.com/fallen-princesses/

This is some of the worst, hack Makes U Think art since Luis Quiles.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

There's some pretty lovely photoshopping in that picture series, too. The one with the mattresses in the dump is worse than most Photoshop Phriday submissions.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Lol Jasmine owns actually

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


This new local listing made me think of this thread:



You'll be shocked to learn the rest of it is just as tastefully done: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1405-Blossom-Ave-Ypsilanti-MI-48198/54804709_zpid/

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Sirotan posted:

This new local listing made me think of this thread:



You'll be shocked to learn the rest of it is just as tastefully done: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1405-Blossom-Ave-Ypsilanti-MI-48198/54804709_zpid/

This is so dumb but I kinda love it.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/Relentlessbored/status/1161674228250210304?s=19

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Sirotan posted:

This new local listing made me think of this thread:



You'll be shocked to learn the rest of it is just as tastefully done: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1405-Blossom-Ave-Ypsilanti-MI-48198/54804709_zpid/

I'm the gun safe that comes with the house.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Have you ever tried moving one of those drat things? It costs as much as the safe. More than the safe if you need it on a non-ground floor.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
*spits out gunpowder seeds*

Why yes, I have.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Leperflesh posted:

There's some pretty lovely photoshopping in that picture series, too. The one with the mattresses in the dump is worse than most Photoshop Phriday submissions.

That might be intentional? There's a thing in art where obvious photoshop is kind of standing in for traditional collage.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Aug 15, 2019

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

The siren had lured many a teenage boy to splash up her rocks.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The “in-law’s suite” in the attic is definitely for the servant, not your in-laws. I’d wager all the bedrooms in the attic (note only one bathroom between them) are for the servants.

Yep. That's the butler's quarters.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

The original is ghastly

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

PRADA SLUT posted:

tbh I don't mind the design aesthetic overall, its got a roche bobois thing going on

at least its well-done

What is Roach Dubois , Illinois aesthetic?


Enchanted Hat posted:

The original is ghastly

It's not entirely my taste either, but I want to hold off judgement until someone with actual Asian art knowledge comes in to say that's a good example of Asian/ Buddist art instead of a bunch of buddhisatvaa s slapped onto a chest of drawers like they're the power rangers.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
ngl the pictures of hens on the wall kick rear end. we need to do more to celebrate livestock

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

luxury handset posted:

ngl the pictures of hens on the wall kick rear end. we need to do more to celebrate livestock

https://www.google.com/search?q=maj...w=2110&bih=1164

peanut
Sep 9, 2007



Boar vessel
600―500bc
etruscanceramic

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


luxury handset posted:

ngl the pictures of hens on the wall kick rear end. we need to do more to celebrate livestock

At some point in my life, I hope to own the following:

-Moderately sized bronze statue of an elk, deer, etc that can be placed on top of a mantle or wooden sideboard type piece of furniture
-18-19th century landscape painting in a ornate yet stately frame, of a pastoral scene featuring some cows

I tried to find some good examples but everything on GIS doesn't really fit my vision. Something like this, which I saw in Cleveland:



but, with cows in it somewhere

Edit: Something in the vein of the Hudson River School, like this painting by a modern artist that I just discovered (Erik Koeppel)

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Aug 15, 2019

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

Sirotan posted:

At some point in my life, I hope to own the following:

-Moderately sized bronze statue of an elk, deer, etc that can be placed on top of a mantle or wooden sideboard type piece of furniture
-18-19th century landscape painting in a ornate yet stately frame, of a pastoral scene featuring some cows

I tried to find some good examples but everything on GIS doesn't really fit my vision. Something like this, which I saw in Cleveland:



but, with cows in it somewhere

Edit: Something in the vein of the Hudson River School, like this painting by a modern artist that I just discovered (Erik Koeppel)



I tap for white

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Sirotan posted:

At some point in my life, I hope to own the following:

-Moderately sized bronze statue of an elk, deer, etc that can be placed on top of a mantle or wooden sideboard type piece of furniture

What about a giant Moooi horse lamp?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Enchanted Hat posted:

What about a giant Moooi horse lamp?



does it come in cow?

Edit: apparently you can not only buy a life-size fiberglass cow (to make into a lamp, obv), there are multiple types of cows available and even one with a working udder http://www.fiberstock.com/stock-animals/fiberglass-cattle

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Aug 15, 2019

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sirotan posted:

does it come in cow?

Aliexpress has got your back


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000081284548.html

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Aliexpress also has all your wall words needs covered.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Aliexpress also has all your wall words needs covered.


Anti LGBT, copyright breaking wall words

Whodathunkit

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


So I guess what I'm hearing is that a tasteful painting of cows is too subtle? I need to go full heifer?



and for the bathroom

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me
The design of the above room is actually pretty neat.

The design of the below room? Well it feels like you are picking the nose of a cow if you sit in the bathtub.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Oh I have this on the wall in my own actual house:



It's a 50" on a side "painting" -- canvas print with paint over it. My wife saw it on sale for like fifty bucks and decided it was her totem animal.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Aug 15, 2019

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Back in the late 19th / early 20th century, Wallace Nutting was big.

https://www.google.com/search?q=wal...w=1877&bih=1030

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Nutting

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Another bathroom with a photo wall of the moon.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Back in the late 19th / early 20th century, Wallace Nutting was big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Nutting


He's was a fascinating nut, and famous and collectible in a bunch of odd niches. He made pretty good reproduction colonial furniture that's now quite collectible and valuable when everyone else was making pretty bad victorian furniture. He was famous in his own life for those hand tinted photographs of the New England countryside that are I think still mildly collectible. He also wrote two very good volumes on antiques, and then a third volume (Furniture Treasury Vol 1-3) that has very useful drawings, but the text is almost entirely unreadable angry screeds about how bad modern (1920s) and victorian taste is/was, and subjectively trying to decide if this turning is prettier than that turning.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

http://shopcowparade.com/prodinfo.asp?number=LS0010

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy


Words cannot describe how much I want this bed.

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